On the table were four wristlets, four anklets, and two belts, all made of iron links and stamped with either Bozzy’s or Mr. Kojac’s name. As he had been told to do, Bozzy picked out and put on his own set while Mr. Kojac rested in the armchair at the head of the table. Then, breathing noisily, he knelt before Mr. Kojac and fastened the old man’s anklets.
He rose, grunting. Mr. Kojac held out first the left hand, then the right, while Bozzy put the wristlets on him. Their cheeks accidentally touched while Bozzy fastened the belt. He thought of his father and was irrationally tempted to plant a kiss, as if he were four instead of forty.
He stifled the impulse and shook hands instead.
“Good luck,” Mr. Kojac said.
The procedure did not call for that remark, and so, for a second, Bozzy forgot what came next. Then, helped by the stimulant pill, he focused his thoughts, crossed the room, and turned a lighted red switch that glowed by the door.
He heard a muffled clank as iron links froze to the magnetized armchair, sounding the signal for his speech.
“Sir,” he intoned, “the Company takes this opportunity to express its deep and heart-felt appreciation of the thirty-five years you have devoted to serving the Company, the furniture industry generally, and that great public, our customers.”
Without looking at Mr. Kojac, he bowed, turned, went out, and released the catch holding the door open. It closed automatically, and automatically set in motion the rest of the ceremony.
From somewhere out of sight, fat Mr. Frewne waddled over and briefly shook Bozzy’s hand.
“You’ve done fine,” he wheezed. “A little late getting started, but that’s to be expected. Every-thing’s fine—just fine!”
Praise seemed a miscue. Bozzy didn’t quite know how to answer.
“Sir,” he asked, mopping his forehead, “what about Mr. Kojac?”
“Oh, he’s all right,” Mr. Frewne said. “Those fumes are fast. We can leave the rest to the undertaker.”
He slapped Bozzy on the back and pushed him down the corridor. “Come on into my office, boy. I’ll pour you a drink—pour us each one, as a matter of fact. And hand over your iron jewelry, son. You won’t need that stuff again for thirty-five years.”
ALL THAT GOES UP
By Kirby Brooks
Illustrated By Smith
At fifty, a man should be too old to go around flying off the handle, or wandering around on the ceiling. But what could a man do when he had a son who insisted on being a genius?
For a man my age, the middle 50’s, life has a number of compensations. There’re children—we have two; there’s a good wife, and I’m certainly blessed in that respect with Mary; and there’s the joy of coming home, slipping on my slippers, having a good dinner, then relaxing with coffee and a pipe. There’s no compensation for being plastered to the ceiling. But, more of that later.
The after dinner coffee with a dash of rum in it, tasted very good, and so did the pipe. The meal was satisfying too. Thank goodness for that meal, because it was the last decent one I’ve had for quite some time. Oh, I’ve eaten all right, but you’d have to stretch your imagination to call any of it a meal. Can you picture eating food that keeps trying to move away from your face? That is, if you can keep the plate from moving away too?
As I say, Mary and I had just finished dinner, when Jim, our 22-year-old gangly son, who’s home on summer vacation from MIT, called me.
“Can you come here a minute, Dad?”
“Sure,” I said, heading down the hall to his combination laboratory, dark room, aviary, and just plain bedroom. Fortunately it was a big room so there was space for a bed in addition to all the stuff a boy can collect who becomes enamored of science while in High School, and who consummates the wedding with studying electronics in college.
I pushed his door open a little wider and looked in before entering; a trick the family had acquired when Jim was in the Zoological-Biological, or frog-collecting age. “What do you want, son?”
“Just want to show you something,” he said, pointing to the floor. He was bent over looking intently at what seemed to be a sheet of that fluorescent plastic that’s used for signs. It was lying on the floor, was about two feet square, and was glowing a dim pink. Whether from light within itself, or from the desk lamp, I couldn’t tell.
“What is it?”
“I don’t really know, Dad, but watch what happens.” So saying, he picked up a glove from the desk, tossed it onto the plastic plate. I should say he tossed it at the plate, because it didn’t land, but rose fast, straight up! I watched it hit the ceiling with a splat! Where it stuck. It was then I noticed several other things all plastered to the panelling too; the mate to the glove, a package of cigarettes, a cigarette lighter and a golf ball or two.
Well, I had learned years ago in the Prestidigitation Age, or, “You too can amaze your friends with feats of Magic” that quite often Jim would go to great lengths to mystify anybody handy. I wasn’t too impressed.
“Next thing will be to make a rope stand up, or saw a woman in half, I suppose?”
“No, Dad, this is no trick. Fact is, I think I’ve stumbled onto something that could be important… anti-gravity. Or, something that looks like it.”
“Well,” I said, “It could be, but just what is this thing?”
“Up at school I started fooling around with various metals, and one idea I had was to suspend them in tiny particles, colloidally almost, in plastic. Then I’d run various voltages and varying frequencies through the plastic.”
“Yes, but why?”
“Well, the thing I had in mind originally was a wall or ceiling panel that would serve as a source of either cold light using a given voltage and frequency, or as a source of radiant heat, using some other voltage and frequency. All from the same panel.”
“And you wind up with this?”
“Yes, and I’ll be darned if I can explain just what this is. I’m really going to have to do some digging.”
While Jim was talking, I had been looking the rig over. It consisted of the plastic plate lying on the floor, with two sets of wires running into it, and out of it. In turn, these four wires led into what I took to be a transformer of some sort. Such as you’d use for a toy electric train. It had roughly calibrated dials on the top of it. A regular AC line from the transformer was plugged into the wall socket.
“What I can’t figure,” Jim mused, “Is why it does what it does. The measly three years I’ve spent at school don’t even qualify me to make a good guess. Does it only work on small things that can be lifted without too much effort anyway? Or, if I increase the size of the plate will I also have to increase the voltage? Will it…?”
“Look boy, I’m confused enough already. What do you say we sit down and think about this a bit? It’ll give you a chance to collect your wits, and besides that, I want another cup of coffee.”
Four cups and two pipes later, after Johnny, that’s our fourteen-year-old, and Mary had gone to bed, Jim and I were still just sitting. He was obviously thinking, and I was mostly sitting. Not much thinking. The trouble with my thinking was that a background of selling everything from Encyclopedias to, at present, used cars, and an education consisting mostly of high school and hard knocks just didn’t qualify me in Jim’s league. The silence lengthened. Pretty soon he stirred in his chair, cleared his throat and said, “Let’s go look again.”