“This is Jack Whitehead Country,” George Greaves had whis pered as we pulled back the double doors and walked into the Gaiety around eleven that morning.
After about five hours I had been willing to go home but the Gaiety didn’t abide by local licensing laws and, despite having no food or beds or dancefloor, was able to sell alcohol from 11 AM to 3 AM by virtue of being either a restaurant or hotel or disco depending on which copper you talked to. And, unlike say the Queen’s Hotel in the city centre, the Gaiety also offered its daytime regulars a lunchtime strip-show. And additionally, instead of an actual hot food menu, the Gaiety was also able to offer its patrons the unique opportunity to eat out any member of the lunchtime strip-show at very reasonable rates. It was a snack that Gaz from Sport had assured me was worth a fiver of anybody’s money.
“He was Olympic Muff Diving Champion, our Gaz at Munich,” George Greaves had laughed.
“Not something the nig-nogs care for, mind,” added Gaz.
I’d first puked about six but had felt well enough to go on, staring at the pubes spinning in the broken toilet bowl.
The Gaiety’s daytime and evening clientele were pretty much the same, with only the ratios changing. During the day there were more prostitutes and Paid taxi drivers, while the night saw an increase in labourers and businessmen. Pissed journalists, off-duty coppers, and sullen West Indians were constant, day and night, day in, day out.
“This is Jack Whitehead Country.”
The last thing I really remember about that day was puking some more in the car park, thinking this is Jack’s Country not mine.
I emptied the Viva’s ashtray out of the window as a slot machine in the Gaiety paid out over the cheers that greeted yet another spin on the jukebox for The Israelites. I wound the window back up and wondered how many times I must have heard that bloody record that day about four months ago. Didn’t they ever get fucking tired of it?
At five to ten, as Young, Gifted and Black came on again, I got out of the Viva and Memory Lane and went over to wait by the phonebox.
At ten o’clock on the dot, I picked up the phone on the second ring. “Hello?”
“Who’s this?”
“Edward Dunford.”
“You alone?”
“Yeah.”
“You’re driving a green Vauxhall Viva?”
“Yeah.”
“Go on to Harehills Lane, where it meets Chapeltown Road, and park outside the hospital.”
The line went dead again.
At ten-ten I was parked outside the Chapel Allerton Hospital, where Harehills Lane and Chapeltown Road met and became the more promising Harrogate Road.
At ten-eleven someone tried the passenger door and then tapped on the glass. I leant across the passenger seat and opened the door.
“Turn the car around and head back into Leeds,” said the Maroon Suit with orange hair, getting in. “Anybody know you’re here?”
“No,” I said, turning the car around, thinking Bad Fucking Bowie.
“What about your girlfriend?”
“What about her?”
“She know you’re here?”
“No.”
The Maroon Suit sniffed hard, his orange hair turning this way and that. “Turn right at the park.”
“Here?”
“Yeah. Follow the road down to the church.”
At the junction by the church the Maroon Suit sniffed hard again and said, “Pull up here and wait ten minutes and then walk down Spencer Place. After about five minutes you’ll come to Spencer Mount, it’s the fifth or sixth on the left. Number 3 is on the right. Don’t ring the bell, just come straight up to flat 5.”
I said, “Flat 5, 3 Spencer Mount…” But the Maroon Suit and his orange hair were off and running.
At about ten-thirty I was walking along Spencer Place, thinking fuck him and this cloak and dagger shit. And fuck him again for making me walk down Spencer Place at ten-thirty like it was some kind of sodding test.
“Just looking are you, love?”
From ten until three, seven nights a week, Spencer Place was the busiest stretch of road in Yorkshire, bar the Manningham area of Bradford. And tonight, despite the cold, was no excep tion. Cars crawled up and down the road in both directions, brakelights shining red, looking like a Bank Holiday tailback.
“Like what you see, do you?”
The older women sat on low walls in front of unlit terraces while the younger ones walked up and down, stamping their boots to keep the cold at bay.
“Excuse me Mr Officer…”
The only other men on the street were West Indians, hopping in and out of parked cars, trailing heavy smoke and music behind them, offering wares of their own and keeping an eye on their white girlfriends.
“You tight fucking bastard!”
The laughter followed me round the corner on to Spencer Mount. I crossed the road and went up three stone steps to the front door of number 3, above which a chipped Star of David had been painted on the grey glass.
From Yid Town to Pork City, in how many years?
I pushed open the door and went up the stairs.
I said, “Nice neighbourhood.”
“Piss off,” hissed the Maroon Suit, holding open the front door to flat 5.
It was a one-room bedsit with too much furniture, big windows and the stink of too many Northern winters. Karen Carpenter stared down from every wall, but it was Ziggy playing guitar from inside a tiny Dancette. There were fairy lights but no tree.
The Maroon Suit cleared some clothes from one of the chairs and said, “Please sit down Eddie.”
“I’m afraid you have the advantage,” I smiled.
“Barry James Anderson,” said Barry James Anderson proudly.
“Another Barry?” The armchair smelt stale.
“Yeah, but you can call this one BJ,” he giggled. “Everybody does.”
I didn’t bite. “OK.”
“Yep, BJ’s the name, bjs the game.” He stopped laughing and hurried over to an old wardrobe in the corner.
“How did you know Barry?” I said, wondering if Barry Cannon had been a puff.
“I saw him around, you know. Just got talking.”
“Backdoor Barry. Fucking puff.”
“Saw him around where?”
“Just around. Cup of tea?” He said, rooting around in the back of the wardrobe.
“No thanks.”
“Suit yourself.”
I lit a cigarette and picked up a dirty plate for an ashtray.
“Here,” said BJ, handing me a Hillards carrier bag from the back of the wardrobe. “He wanted you to have this if anything happened to him.”
“If anything happened to him?” I repeated, opening the bag. It was stuffed full of cardboard folders and manila envelopes. “What is it?”
“His life’s work.”
I stubbed out my cigarette in dried tomato sauce. “Why? I mean, what made him leave it here?”
“Say it: why me, you mean,” sniffed BJ. “He came round here last night. Said he needed somewhere safe to keep all this. And, if anything happened to him, to give it to you.”
“Last night?”
BJ sat down on the bed and took off his jacket. “Yeah.”
“I saw you last night, didn’t I? In the Press Club?”
“Yeah, and you weren’t very nice were you?” His shirt was covered in thousands of small stars.
“I was pissed.”
“Well, that makes it all right then,” he smirked.
I lit another cigarette and hated the sight of the little queer and his star shirt. “What the fuck was your business with Barry?”
“I’ve seen things, you know?”
“I bet,” I said, glancing at my father’s watch.
He jumped up from the bed. “Listen, don’t let me keep you.”
I stood up. “I’m sorry. Sit down, please. I’m sorry.”
BJ sat back down, his nose still in the air. “I know people.”