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30 anekdot bay L.A.Hill (tradukta fon inglish)
piktura bay Anna Veltfort
Contents [hide]
1 Buchyen chitan
2 Traen-winda-ney motor
3 Zoo-sonja
4 Skola-dey
5 Om jiva e morta
6 Avion-safara
7 Studenta-vakasion
8 Nixa es perfekte
9 Farke gunpaga
10 Har e mustash
11 Buvere brata
12 Gande handas
13 Pregi-truk
14 Hao boy
15 Auto de familia
16 Semafor-luma
17 Guytaa de kosas
18 Jawabi-darba
19 Doga-kusa
20 Hao aspekta
21 Inyekta-selekta
22 Longe dao
23 Syao pikter
24 Gro-hao vakasion
25 Dao-kwesta
26 Vilaja avantaja
27 Deyfan-taim
28 Fogetishil sinior
29 Plan fo futur
30 Mar e arda
Buchyen chitan
Jimi jivi in vilaja e ta pri plei in muy chyen riva bli dom; poy ta-ney patra pai gunsa in un gran urba, e ta en-habiti dar kun ta-ney familia tuhun.
Ley nove dom hev garden, bat toy garden es muy syao. Jimi bu joi. "Ob ye riva hir?" ta kwesti mata pa un-ney sabah.
Mata jawabi: "Non, riva yok, bat ye jamile parka, Jimi, e in parka ye chitan. Nu ve go adar sedey afte deyfan." Dan Jimi joi gro.
Afte deyfan Jimi e ta-ney mata go a parka. Jimi yao promeni bli chitan, bat bifoo it ye jaopay. Mata lekti: "WARNA: Sey chitan es danjaful. 367 jen yo he lwo inu it."
Jimi kan chitan gro-atentem. Poy ta shwo: "Me bu vidi li."
Traen-winda-ney motor
Madam Grin es lao dama. Ela safari oftem e ela bu fobi flai bay avion. Unves ela flai-go fon Chikago a San-Fransisko bay un gran avion. Ye mucho vakue sidika.
Madam-Grin-ney sidika es bli winda. Pa otre fin de sidika-fila ye un yunge man. Lu toshi es bli winda. Madam Grin ek-kan an yungo kelke ves.
"Ta oltaim kan traen-winda-ney motor," ela dumi. Ela en-stan e promeni ahir-adar pa avion duran kelke minuta. Poy ela en-sidi e snova ek-kan an yunge man.
"Ya", ela dumi, "ta kuydi kan motor oltaim."
Afte haf-ora madam Grin go-lai a ta, shwo: "Promeni ba idyen pa avion, yunge man. Me sal kuydi kan motor inplas yu duran kelke minuta."
Zoo-sonja
Es sitdi-sabah de mes-pet. Afte ofni kurtena e kan tra winda, madam Edwards smaili e shwo: "Sey dey sal bi gro-hao!" Ela jagisi swa-ney syao son pa klok ot e haf. Ela shwo a ta: "En-jagi ba, Tedi. Nu sal go a zoo sedey. Woshi ba handas e fas, brashi denta e kway chi sabahfan. Nu sal go a Nyu-York bay tren."
Tedi hev sit yar. Ta joi gro, bikos ta gro-pri go a zoo e yoshi ta gro-pri raki tren. Ta shwo: "Me sonji om zoo pa sey nocha, Mama."
Ta-ney mata zai mangi-hasti gro, yedoh ela stopi e smaili a swa-ney son-ki. "Ver ku, Tedi?" ela shwo. "E kwo yu zwo-te in zoo in yur sonja?"
Tedi ridi e jawabi: "Yu jan ya, Mama! Yu toshi bin in may sonja."
Skola-dey
Polli en-go a skola al hev sit yar. Ela gro-pri un-ney skola-dey. Elay talimer to mis Yati es muy prival, e oli otre kinda in klas es prival toshi. Bat pa dwa-ney dey, afte ke oli leson fini e oli kinda chu lernishamba, Polli resti e en-weiti.
Mis Yati hev mucho dela e bu merki Poli pa beginsa, bat poy ela lifti kapa e en-vidi ela. "Way yu bu he go kun otres, Polli?" ela kwesti karimem. "Ob yu yao fai kwesta a me?"
"Ya, mis Yati," Polli shwo.
"Kwo ye?" mis Yati kwesti.
"Kwo me zwo-te in skola sedey?" Polli shwo.
Mis Yati ridi. "Kwo yu zwo-te in skola sedey?" ela shwo. "Way yu kwesti me om se, Polli?"
"Bikos me sal go a dom nau," Polli jawabi, "e may mata sal kwesti me."
Om jiva e morta
Jini safari pa Nyu-Ingland bay auto. Unves ela stopi in syao vilaja dabe kan jamile lao kirka. Bifoo it ye kabralok, e un lao man zai rasti herba sirkum kabras.
Jini chu auto, zin kabralok e kan kelke kabra. Poy ela go-lai a lao man e shwo a ta: "Hao sabah! Sey vilaja, ob jenta oftem morti hir?" Lao man stopi gun fo kelke sekunda, kan Jini atentem, poy shwo: "Non, li morti un ves."
Jini ridi al audi se, poy shwo a lao man: "Skusi. Me bu he shwo se pravem. Me sal kwesti otrem: 'Sey vilaja, ob mucho jenta morti hir?"
Lao man snova stopi gun. "Ya," ta shwo, "li oli morti." Poy ta en-rasti herba snova.
Avion-safara
Al hev trishi-pet yar, Jorj kupi syao avion e lerni flai-dukti it. Sun ta bikam gro-hao pilota e en-janmog mah swa-ney avion zwo farke truk.
Jorj hev un amiga. Ta nami Mark. Undey Jorj ofri tu pren Mark inu avion. Mark dumi: "Me gwo safari bay gran avion pluri ves, bat me bu gwo bi in syao-la, also me ve probi."
Li en-flai e flai duran haf-ora, e Jorj mah avion zwo truk do oli sorta.
Afte lai nich, Mark joi gro por bi salim, e shwo a swa-ney amiga pa tremi-she vos: "Wel, Jorj, danke gro por sey dwa safara bay yur avion."
Jorj fa-astoni gro, shwo: "Dwa ku safara?"
"Ya, may un-ney-la e may laste-la," Mark jawabi.
Studenta-vakasion
Billi e Fred es universitet-studenta. Li es amiga. Li bu hev mucho mani. Also, wen vakasion-taim lai, Billi shwo: "Nu fai ba vakasion in treiler, Fred. Es pyu chipe kem in hotel. Me mog loni-pren may-patra-ney treiler."
Fred joi gro e konsenti, also li zin treiler e begin fai vakasion.
Li yao en-stan ranem pa sabah, bat kloka-jagiser yok.
"Problema yok, Billi," Fred shwo. "Me ve pon kelke syao pan-pes on ruf de treiler bifoo go somni, e li ve jagisi nu pa sabah."
Billi fa-astoni bat shwo nixa.
Fred es prave. Al fa-sabah kelke syao faula flai-lai fo chi pan, e ley shum on ruf de treiler, it jagisi Billi e Fred muy kway.
Nixa es perfekte
Keti e Jeni go a skola pa hunta duran kelke yar e es amiga. Keti hev un meno-yash-ney sista, e Jeni bu hev nul brata-sista. Poy Keti e Jeni fini skola, e afte kelke yar li ambi gami e en-hev kinda.
Li jivi dalem fon mutu. Li gro-mangi swa-ney familia, also li bu vidi mutu til ke Keti-ney sista gami.
Undey Keti e Jeni miti in urba-sentra al fai kuping. Li toki duran kelke taim, poy Jeni shwo: "Komo yur sista sta, kun swa-ney nove mursha?"
"Oo, Jeni, ela sta hao," Keto jawabi kway. "Ye sol un problema-ki."
"Oo, kwo es?" Jeni kwesti.
"Wel, ela heni lu," Keti shwo. "Bat sempre in kada kosa ye koy dosh, bu ver? Nixa es perfekte."
Farke gunpaga
Ali Braun janmog repari dom-kosas gro-hao wen li fa-rupti. Unves ta go a otre urba fo zwo koy gunsa dar, e ta-ney molya resti pa dom sole. Al ke sinior Braun es wek, kran in banishamba fa-rupti, also ela telefoni-voki akwatuber.
Yuan lai pa aksham e repari kran in kelke minuta. Afte fini, ta dai a madam Braun den bil pur gunsa.
Ela kan it duran kelke sekunda, poy shwo: "Yur prais es tro gao, bu ver? Yu jan ku, iven ti lai a dom na leker kosti meno."
"Ya, me jan se," akwatuber jawabi. "Me jan se muy hao, bikos me bin leker bifoo ke me pai sey gunsa kelke mes bak."