"Swasti, sinior Grey. Komo yur bisnes sta?"
"Oo, it ga bu sta hao," grose man shwo.
Jorj kan guy fan e vino on ta-ney tabla, fa-astoni.
"Sertem bu sembli ke yur bisnes sta buhao," ta shwo.
"Wel," sinior Grey jawabi tristem, "me fobi ke yu galti. Kelke yar bak me gwo sta muy hao e me gwo mog permiti a swa kunpren may molya toshi fo chi deyfan ahir."
Previdishil mata
Undey sinior e madam Wilson e ley kindas begin vakasion e treba ke li lai a airaportu pa klok shi-un e charshi.
"Nu ve pai ateni airaportu bay taxi in haf-ora," sinior Wilson shwo. "Also treba ke nu oli es tayar pa klok shi-un. Treba ke nulwan bu tardi."
Pa shi minuta bifoo klok shi-un li oli haishi zai mangi kuydi om delas, oli exepte madam Wilson kel zai sidi kalmem in garden al jui surya-warmitaa.
Elay mursha e kindas fa-astoni gro por ke ela ga bu hasti, til ke taxi arivi e madam Wilson shwo:
"Wel, me jan-te ke sal eventi tak, also yeri bifoo go somni me mah-te oli kloka pa dwashi minuta avan. Also nau nu mog raki-go a airaportu kalmem, sin fobi tardi."
Kwaytaa de elektritaa
Mis Rojers talimi fisika pa un skola in Nyu-York. Duran bifoo-ney mes ela expliki a un de elay klases om suon, e desidi testi swa-ney lerner dabe vidi kwelgrad ela suksesi om explika. Ela shwo:
"Me hev brata in Los-Anjeles. Si me wud telefoni a ta, e pa same taim yu wud loki traen gata pa semshi-pet fut fon me al slu me, to ke me wud shwo, hu wud audi se pyu ranem, may brata o yu, e por kwel kausa?"
Zuy intele lerner tuy jawabi:
"Yur brata, madam Rojers, bikos elektritaa lopi pyu kway kem suon-onda."
"Muy hao," mis Rojers jawabi.
Bat poy un gela lifti handa. Mis Rojers shwo:
"Ya, Debbi?"
"Me bu konsenti," Debbi shwo. "Yur brata wud audi yu pyu ranem bikos wen hir es klok shi-un, es sol klok ot in Los-Anjeles."
En-kona
Sinior Martin zin swa-ney pinchan kahwaguan undey pa sabah e en-sidi on un sidika bli kaunta. Mucho otre jen toshi zin, bat maiste bu resti longem.
Afte shi-pet minuta un yunge man e un yunge gina lai. Bli kaunta ye sol dwa vakue sidika, un la leften sinior Wilson e otre-la desnen ta. Gina en-sidi on un la, man on otre-la, bat sinior Wilson tuy ofri shanji swa-ney plasa kun man-ney-la, dabe ta e yunge gina mog bi tuhun.
"Oo, se bu es nesese," yunge man shwo, bat sinior Wilson insisti.
Wen yunge man e yunge gina es bli mutu, yungo shwo a ela:
"Wel, sey karim sinior yao-te ke nu sidi tuhun, also ob me darfi prisenti swa? Me nami Tom. E yu?"
Doga de duzashwoer
Piter es duzashwoer. Ta gun in diverse teatra e nocha-kluba, bat ta bu fai gro-hao, e pa un mes ta bu hev nul gunsa e sta hunge.
Dan ta findi un doga pa gata e kunpren ta a fanguan. Li en-sidi pa tabla, e sembli ke doga hi ordi fan e toki om it, also fanguan-poseser, oli garson e gasta fa-astoni gro.
Guan-poseser dumi ke mucho jen wud lai a lu-ney fanguan fo audi toki-she doga, si ta perteni e lu, also lu ofri ke lu kupi ta. Pa fin duzashwoer konsenti vendi doga pur gao prais.
Afte ke guan-poseser pagi, doga sembli shwo a duzashwoer:
"Wel, yu he vendi me, bu ver?"
"Ver," duzashwoer jawabi.
"Dan me refusi shwo fo sempre."
Leker to musiker
Eddi gro-pri musika al bi skola-boy, bat wen ta go a universitet, ta desidi studi medisina inplas musika.
Afte pasi examen e bikam leker, ta gun in un hospital duran kelke taim. Dan ta reveli ke mucho pasienta sta pyu felise e morbi meno, si priate musika gei baji a li.
Wen Eddi en-hev prope ofis e begin swa-ney praktika, ta desidi manteni hao muda de pasientas bay ke pleier baji jamile musika fo li in weitishamba.
Bat sun afte ke oni instali pleier, mednana she Eddi audi ke un gina shakwi al sidi in jenful weitishamba pa un sabah:
"Walaa, nu oli zai sidi hir al weiti ke leker kan nu, e ta zai baji violina in ofis inplas gun!"
Honeste distribusa
Sinior Marsh es senator in guverna. Undey ta dukti-raki auto a un urba fo fai muhim bashan e stopi bli un syao fanguan fo pi idyen kahwa.
Al vidi ke in fanguan ye prival freshe pankin, ta pregi ke gin-garson bringi un-la a ta. Poy ta pregi om idyen nayu e jem, e ela bringi muy syao porsion de nayu e muy syao glaska de jem.
"Me wud yao idyen pyu jem, plis," sinior Marsh shwo.
"Skusi," ela jawabi, "nu dai sol un porsion de nayu e sol un glaska de jem kun kada pankin."
Sinior Marsh fa-vexi.
"Ob yu jan hu me es, yunge mis?" ta shwo. "Me es stata-ney senator."
"E ob yu jan hu me es?" gela kwesti.
Sinior Marsh fa-astoni, shwo: "Non."
"Wel," ela jawabi, "me es jen kel distribu glaska de jem."
Dansi-talimer
Sinior Luis es dansi-talimer. Ta es prival jen e ta sempre hev mucho lerner kel lai lerni kada wik.
Un yar ta shanji habita a nove urba, e sun ta talimi yo mucho lerner in dansi-skola dar. Bat poy ta desidi shanji habita snova, a un gran urba wo ta wud pai pyu gunsa.
Un yunge gina kel regularem visiti ta-ney leson, ela en-jan om ke ta sal kwiti, shwo a ta:
"Talimer kel ve replasi yu, ta bu ve bi sam hao kom yu."
Sinior Luis joi al audi se, bat shwo:
"Oo, non! Me es serte ke ta ve bi sam hao kom me, o iven pyu hao."
Yungina shwo:
"Non. Pet talimer he lai e kwiti duran ke me es hir, e kadawan es meno hao kem bifoo-ney-la."
Buhao musafer
Sit jen safari in un trenshamba. Pet de li es kalme e hao-suluki-she, bat sit-ney-la es karke yungo kel gro-disturbi oli otre musafer.
Pa fin sey yungo chu tren pa un stasion al porti swa-ney dwa grave bao. Nul musafer helpi ta, bat un-la weiti til ke karke yungo es muy dalem, poy ofni winda e krai:
"Yu he lyu koysa in trenshamba!"
Poy ta klosi winda snova.
Yungo turni e hasti bak kun swa-ney dwa bao. Ta sta gro-fatige al lopi-lai, yedoh krai tra winda:
"Kwo me he lyu?"
Afte ke tren en-muvi, ti he krai na musafer ofni winda, shwo:
"Muy buhao impresa!"
Kama-tayaring
Jo hev vakasion, also ta desidi go a mar-sahil fo kelke dey.
Ta zin tren pa un sabah, e afte un ora ta es in un syao urba bli mar. Pa kelke minuta afte ke ta chu stasion, ta vidi un syao hotel e zin it.
Ta kwesti hosta om kwanto kosti tu pasi un nocha dar.
"Shi-pet dolar," hosta jawabi.
"Es pyu kem me mog permiti a swa pagi," Jo shwo tristem.
"Hao," hosta jawabi. "Si yu tayari swa-ney kama pa selfa, yu mog pai shamba pur shi dolar."
Jo joi gro bikos pa dom ta sempre tayari swa-ney kama pa selfa.
"Gro-hao," ta shwo. "Me konsenti."
Hosta go a un shamba baken, ofni lemar, pren kelke kosa aus e lai bak a Jo.
"Walaa," ta shwo, e dai a ta den hamra e kelke naga.
Examen
Gin-talimer zai fai mucho kwesta a un studenta, bat studenta bu mog jawabi nul de li. Dan talimer desidi fai kelke muy fasile kwesta, dabe ta suksesi fai kelke prave jawaba.
"Kwo es Banker-Hil (Bunker Hill)?" ela kwesti.
Studenta mediti idyen, shwo:
"Airaportu ku?"
"Non, es batala," talimer shwo.
Ela zai en-iri, bat trai bu diki se. Poy ta kwesti:
"Hu bin un-ney presidenta de USA?"
Studenta dumi longtaim, bat bu shwo nixa. Dan talimer iri gro, krai:
"Jorj Woshington!"
Studenta en-stan e en-pedi versu swa-ney plasa.
"Lai bak!" talimer shwo. "Me bu he lasi yu go."
"Oo, skusi," studenta shwo, "Me dumi-te ke yu voki sekwe studenta."