was the shortest. Or he might have met Bert a couple of times — Bert came over fairly frequently — and even walked to the Optimo with us once. ‘In fact,’ he might have said, ‘if you feel lost or anything at Seventy-second and Broadway, go into the cigar store and ask your Uncle Bert’s brother’—Hal or Hank, I think his name was, Hesch—‘to help you get home.’ ‘In fact,’ he might have said, ‘if you’re lost anywhere from here to your home, ask someone where that Optimo cigar store is and go in it and get help from your Uncle Bert’s brother, and if he’s not there then tell somebody in the store that he is your Uncle Bert’s brother and you need help getting home.’ But all that’s lost in the past, what he said and a lot of what I did. He might have just said — this would have been more like him, from what I remember of him then, or any boy his age when faced with a suddenly defiant and furiously independent younger kid, which I don’t remember being before that incident, who they probably didn’t much like taking care of in the first place. So who knows? Maybe that time was my declaration of independence, so to speak, when I thought I didn’t need anybody taking care of me and could do things like walking home alone from so far away. Maybe I didn’t even have a real argument with him. Or I contrived an argument just to get away from him so I could test out my new feeling of independence and taking care of myself. Anyway, he might have just said something about responsibility — his — when I left him. ‘Your mother will be mad. And I’m being paid to look after you,’ which I think would have made me even more — what? — reluctant to go back to him if I’d already started on my way. Or ‘Oh, go the hell off if you want, you little turd, you stupid brat, I’m glad to be rid of you and I hope I am for good,’ and went to his house with Terry Benjamin, which was just two blocks from ours, some other route, surely one where they wouldn’t have to bump into me. Over to Central Park West, for instance, and then along it — even though that’s a dull walk, just apartment buildings on one side and the park wall on the other — till Eightieth, and then down Eightieth to his block. Actually, there’s no side street off Central Park West between Seventy-seventh and Eighty-first, because of the Natural History Museum there, so down Seventy-seventh or Eighty-first to Columbus and then north or south to Eightieth, where Terry Benjamin also lived,” and she says, “But what happened after? You were saying something about the Hundredth Street that never was,” and he says, “Well, I thought I got to a Hundredth and then, I think, because it was dark and I was tired from the walk, I got cold feet about walking back to Seventy-eighth. Or maybe that it was dark only came to me once I reached my goal. But I felt I was lost, all of a sudden became a dependent unself-sufficient kid again, you could say, and needed help getting home. So I went into what I thought was the friendliest kind of store on what I believed to be the corner of a Hundredth Street and Broadway, and I suppose I told them I was lost and about my cousin on Sixty-fifth or Sixty-sixth or someplace down there, and they asked my name and didn’t sit me up on the soda fountain counter, or anything with an ice cream, and in fact asked me for a nickel — the cost of a phone call then — so they could call my home from the phone booth in the store,” and she says, “Why would they have to call from a booth?” and he says, “Wait. Maybe I wasn’t lost or even a little worried about the dark but only exhausted and didn’t want to walk home from there because I didn’t think I had the strength to and also didn’t have the money for bus fare downtown, if I even thought of that, or a trolley; I think they still had trolleys on Broadway. So I went into the drugstore not so much because I was lost, if at all that, but for help getting home, if you can see the difference,” and she says, “Okay, that could be so too, but I’m still asking why they would have to call from a booth. It’s a drugstore, so there would have to be a private phone to take prescription orders on and so forth,” and he says, “I don’t know, but it’s what I remember. That they asked me for a nickel—they, meaning two men there, the druggist and maybe another druggist or a helper or someone — the soda-fountain man, of course! Someone had to be taking care of the counter — and I think they even got mad when I said I didn’t have a cent on me. My cousin had paid for everything that day with the money my mother had given him, even for our candy in the theater,” and she says, “You remember the candy?” and he says, “I’m just saying probably, since I always was able to get a five-cent box of candy then when I went to the movies,” and she says, “But out of that money your mother gave him, he didn’t give you bus or trolley fare home when you left him? No, he wouldn’t have to; he thought you were walking fifteen blocks or so. Still, what these men did doesn’t make sense — asking a little kid for a nickel to call his parents, who are probably beside themselves that he might be lost or abducted,” and he says, “Maybe that part about the nickel didn’t happen. Is that possible? Because I remember vividly it did. Or maybe it did happen and they were only kidding me. That’d be more like it, but it really frightened me. I thought if I didn’t come up with the nickel they wouldn’t call my home and they’d send me back on the street and I’d have to try another store that might even be less friendly, and — who knew? — I also might have thought, How many stores are going to stay open, now that it was dark? Maybe this is the way people are on a Hundredth Street or just around there or from a Hundredth Street on, I might have thought, but I was scared, I’ll tell you. But then one of the men called from a regular phone up front. I was standing beside him and must have given him my phone number or, if I didn’t remember it, my last name and address or street I lived on and he got the number that way, from Information or the phone book, and called. But then I hear him say something on the phone that disappointed me I can’t tell you how much, and that’s that he’s Dr. So-and-so, if he was the druggist, with a lost Gould Bookbinder in a drugstore on the southwest corner of Ninety-ninth Street and Broadway,” and he stops and smiles, and she says, “So what’s the big disappointment?” and he says, “Ninety-ninth — not a Hundredth,” and she still looks as if she doesn’t understand, and he says, “I didn’t make it, don’t you see? I thought I’d reached a Hundredth Street and then got a little concerned because it was dark and all that and went into a drugstore on what I thought was the corner of a Hundredth, and this guy—” and she says, “Oh. So you probably, once you reached a Hundredth, walked one block south till you found what you were looking for, a friendly-looking drugstore for someone to call your parents from,” and he says, “But that wasn’t what happened, even though I could swear I looked up at the last corner street sign and saw 100TH STREET on it, thought I’d reached my goal, and then got worried or something because of the dark and the time and the realization I was very far from home and tired and I’d never make it walking back and had no carfare and probably didn’t know how to take the bus or trolley if I did have the fare and also wouldn’t know what stop to get off, never thinking I could ask the driver to tell me, and went into a drugstore on that corner to have someone there call home for someone to come get me. So all my walking and defiance and everything was for nothing, I thought, when this man spoke into the phone, because who cared if you walked all the way to Ninety-ninth Street? One Hundredth was like another world, much farther than Ninety-ninth, three numerals to two, and so on,” and she says, “No, I’m sure you reached a Hundredth and then went into that drugstore on Ninety-ninth,” and he says, “Even if that were true, I couldn’t prove it. I knew no landmarks on a Hundredth. The only ones I knew up there because I memorized them before I went into the drugstore were on Ninety-ninth, sort of confirming that I never got to a Hundredth. And I couldn’t go a block north to get those Hundredth Street landmarks because I had to wait now in the drugstore till the person from home came. And when I got home? I don’t remember what that was like, although I’m sure I got a tongue-lashing from my folks, if not worse: sent to bed without supper and that sort of thing. All I remember after is the ride home in the cab with the person who picked me up — it might even have been Uncle Bert — and him asking me why I ran away, because do I know how much I worried my mother? and I’m trying to explain about a Hundredth Street, and he’s saying, ‘But I picked you up on Ninety-ninth,’ and I just gave up right there, knowing nobody would take me seriously about it, they would only think of all I’d put them through,” and she says, “Yes, the story definitely rings a bell now — not the end of it, with your Hundredth Street disappointment, but going into the drugstore and someone picking you up and your feeling bad in the cab, though why you were feeling bad I don’t remember your telling me,” and he says, “I’m sure I did, because otherwise there wouldn’t have been any point in telling the story.”