“Anyway, the woman talks to ’em, prob’ly hints around about doin’ ’em, y’get my drift...” He was leering at her through his cigarette smoke. “Meanwhile, her partner is goin’ through the house. Gyppos know how to smell money. One old guy had thirteen hundred cash in the inside pocket of one of his suits in the closet, his brother had five hundred. That’s eighteen hundred bucks!”
“Incredible,” said Giselle, to be saying something.
“But the Gyppos made one mistake. They stole a gold pocket watch off the dresser, an old antique job. So of course I nailed ’em when they tried to pawn it.”
“Of course.” But her irony was unrecognized.
“Yeah, well, that’s the kinda thing I do every day. As for what I do at night...” With another leer, he gestured at the plaque. “Interested? Feel safe tonight. Sleep with —”
“I already feel safe at night.”
She needed a cigarette, badly; but Dan Kearny wast being such a pain about it that she’d quit again. Thank God for her impulse to give Harrigan a false name and profession. Any call from this man to any woman on earth for any reason whatsoever would be an obscene phone call.
“You wanna feel even safer, girlie, you give ol’ Harry a call — he practices safe sex.” He started to guffaw, said again, “Safe sex. Course if a broad answers, hang up.”
More guffaws. A broad. His wife. To hell with it. She took one of his cigarettes. Of course Harry was right there with a lighter, hoping for another peek down her blouse. Wouldn’t you just know, the lighter was an old-fashioned Zippo with the 82nd Airborne crest on the side? She stubbed out the cigarette after one puff. It tasted like she was smoking an old tire. Wouldn’t you just know that, too? You sin and it isn’t even any fun.
She asked, “You hear anything about a Gypsy calling himself Angelo Grimaldi working the Bay Area lately?”
“Grimaldi?” He shook his head. “No Gyp’d choose Grimaldi, they go for short Anglo-Saxon names — Adams, Marks, Wells...”
“Great-looking, mid-thirties, charms professional women...”
“A class act?” Harrigan lit up again. “Now I know he ain’t a Gyp. Gyppos can’t bring off a class act. And he ain’t local, either, I can tell you that. I know all the local Gyps.”
“He’s around,” Giselle insisted. “Our angle is that this is a really unusual Gypsy we can build a story on.”
“Yeah, well, they’re putting the squeeze on welfare scams in New York and Chicago, so a lotta Gyppo scum is coming into California lately from over there. Maybe—”
“The land of opportunity,” said Giselle wryly.
But it was his first interesting remark. Maybe Grimaldi was a recent arrival. Not for welfare scams, surely, but...
“They bring any news with them?”
“They might be gonna have to pick a new King — there’s some rumors the old one’s dyin’ back in the Midwest...”
Better yet. A dying King would answer Kearny’s questions about the timing of the Cadillac scam. The Gypsies would want new cars to go back in style to the huge encampment of Gypsy vitsas and kumpanias necessary for selecting a new King.
“This dying King — who? Where? When?”
“Who knows, who cares, why bother?” His eyes were now unbuttoning her blouse. “Back in the Corn Belt somewhere.”
She had to be careful; cops were notorious moonlighters, many of them as free-lance repomen, she didn’t want to give him any hint about thirty-one Bay Area Cadillacs up for grabs. But she also needed whatever info he might have. So, turn it around.
“Any stories making the rounds about Gypsies with a whole fleet of new Cadillacs, maybe heading this way?”
“A fleet of ’em? Headin’ our way? Don’t I wish. A man could make himself extra loot knocking off those babies.” He stubbed his butt. “But nah. I’d of heard of ’em, for sure.”
“For sure.”
“What the hell, the President’s comin’ in a few days, I won’t be payin’ any attention to Gyppos for a while. Everybody on Bunco’ll be workin’ the downtown pickpocket detail.”
“Trying to catch the politicians in the act?”
“Hell no, the dips’ll be workin’ the crowds an’...” He stopped, belatedly realizing it had been a joke. He started to bellow with laughter. “Haw! Haw! Haw! Tryin’ to catch the politicians in the act! That’s good.”
Giselle knew she’d had about all she could take of Dirty Harry Harrigan, but she had one more question.
“Any other Cadillac stories making the rounds?”
“Now you mention it, a bunco guy down to Palm Springs sent out flyers on a restored classic nineteen fifty-eight pink Eldorado ragtop got conned out of some used-car salesman.” More guffaws. “Car salesman’s out the money ’cause the Caddy wasn’t his to sell — just borrowed by his boss for a promo!”
“Conned by Gypsies?” Giselle was leaning forward intently.
“Ay-rabs. Gal had a bodyguard with a big ol’ knife, they scairt the guy into takin’ a check an’ signin’ over the pink an’ they just drove that ragtop right outta there.”
“I take it the check bounced.”
“Higher’n the Transamerica tower.”
“Was it drawn on a San Francisco bank?”
“Naw. Arabia. Bahrain, somethin’ like that.”
Giselle was frowning. “Then why’d he circulate it to you? A few hundred dollars on a con game—”
“Few hundred? Try sixty thousand! Goddam Ay-rabs.”
These goddam Ay-rabs interested Giselle vitally. It was easy to print phony checks that said Arabia, and there just were not a whole bunch of Arab con women around.
“Could the woman have been a Gypsy posing as an Arab?”
“Couldda been, I s’pose, but why would she take the chance? You’re talkin’ felony theft here. Gyps don’t want old cars — it’s always this year’s Caddy to tool around in.”
True. And yet... and yet... there was something here.
Maybe something like this: a Gypsy King is dying and a Gypsy who is using an odd pseudonym — one Kearny thinks has been created for a major sting already in place — recklessly endangers or at least complicates the sting by setting up a band of fellow Gypsies to hit a bank for a fleet of new Cadillacs.
Why? Because it’s to Grimaldi’s advantage that they drive those Cadillacs back to the Gypsy King’s funeral?
Next, a classic pink 1958 Eldorado ragtop worth $60K is conned out of a used-car salesman — surely not your typical easy mark — by someone who could have been a Gypsy posing as an Arab. A big-time felony for a car not usually of interest to Gypsies.
To give Grimaldi an edge in choosing the new King?
But how could a ’58 ragtop do that? She had to be missing some vital element. All of a sudden, Giselle wanted to talk to that used-car salesman in Palm Springs.
And wanted to know about that special-order limo Angelo Grimaldi had scored from Jack Olwen Cadillac.
And wanted to check whether any of the better San Francisco hotels had an Angelo Grimaldi registered.
Because if the Gypsy calling himself Grimaldi had a major con going, it surely would be timed to the President’s arrival. The cops, tied up in crowd control as Dirty Harry had said, would be much less likely to catch the scam before it was too late.
A lot of ifs and mights and maybes, but they all added up to one thing: Grimaldi could still be here in San Francisco, waiting for the President’s arrival. And if he was, Giselle Marc was going to nail him to the wall and...
She was brought crashing back to earth by Dirty Harry’s dirty voice in her ear, his dirty hand on her arm.