“You’re Hugo?” guessed Jack, sitting up. He had never been very good at telling his mother’s two pet blackbirds apart. “I never knew you could talk.”
“I didn’t know you were hanging ’round with Amazons,” retorted the bird. “So we’re square.”
Jack groaned in dismay. It had only been a few weeks since his final encounter with Dietrich von Bern and his army of Border Redcaps. He had hoped for a little more rest before returning to the fray. However, this unexpected assassination attempt didn’t bode well for the future. Jack had a feeling it was going to be a long day. A very long day.
2
A few seconds later, Cassandra appeared at the edge of the clearing dragging an unconscious man by the feet. A short, powerfully built man with a dark brown beard that covered his face, he was dressed in khaki green combat fatigues. That his head bounced along the ground with solid thumps bothered the Amazon not a bit. Cassandra hated being disturbed during their practice sessions. Jack knew better than to ask die fate of the other two attackers. Sometimes he preferred not knowing all the answers.
“There were three of them,” declared the Amazon, dumping the lone survivor a few feet away from Jack. “Each man carried an AK-47 and knew how to use it. For humans, they made remarkably little noise. Lucky for us, your friend here sounded the alarm.”
“Humans?” repeated Jack, caught by surprise.
He had naturally assumed their enemies to be supernatural entities. New minions of his sinister foe, sent to eliminate him before he could interfere in the demigod’s schemes. Jack stared at the unconscious man with undisguised annoyance. The assassin definitely possessed an aura. He was distressingly mortal.
“What’s the story with this clown?” asked Hugo, hopping forward to peer into die man’s face. “Disgruntled ex-student?”
“I never saw him before in my life,” said Jack. “Besides, math majors don’t carry automatic weapons. At least,” he added cautiously, “none of my students did.”
“Let’s wake him up and ask him a few questions,” said Cassandra. There was an icy calmness to her voice that made Jack shiver. “If he proves uncooperative, I can break a few of his bones. Slowly. One at a time.”
“I can peck his eyes out if you want,” added Hugo helpfully, “Haven’t done it for centuries, but I think I still remember the technique. It’s like riding a bicycle. Once you learn how, you never forget.”
“No need to resort to torture unless absolutely necessary,” said Jack, turning green. Born of mankind’s most vivid imaginings, the supernaturals had a tendency to view everything in terms of extremes. There were no grays for them, only blacks and whites. “The sight of you two should loosen his tongue quick enough.”
“Maybe,” said Cassandra, sounding doubtful. “Though anyone using an AK-47 isn’t going to start talking just because he’s threatened by a talking bird.” She smiled. “Crushing a few fingers usually starts them babbling.”
“Talk first, torture later,” said Jack firmly.
“Spoilsport,” said Cassandra.
Pulling the man up by his collar into a sitting position, the Amazon slapped him briskly across the face a few times. After a few hits, the bearded man grunted in pain and opened his eyes.
“We failed, huh?” he said, glancing at the trio without fear. “I assume you got the other two and I’m the only one left,” The man spat. “Damned bird ruined the ambush. No fair using animals as lookouts. How’d you manage that trick?”
“I’ll ask the questions,” said Jack, trying to sound tough. “Who are you and why did you try to kill us?”
“I did my best,” said the bearded man, talking to himself. He completely ignored Jack’s remarks. “The Old Man warned us it wouldn’t be easy.”
“Old Man?” asked Jack, picking up on the title. “Who are you talking about? Are you with some intelligence agency or something? The CIA? The FBI?”
“Quit babying the bozo, Johnnie,” said Hugo, flapping up to the startled prisoner’s shoulder, “Let me poke out one of his eyeballs. That will get us some answers.”
“Game’s over and we lost this round,” said the prisoner. “But my reward’s earned. I’m outa here. I’m off to paradise.”
The instant the man completed the phrase, he slumped lifelessly in Cassandra’s arms.
“Hell,” said the Amazon, releasing her grip on the prisoner. His body dropped like a sack of cement to the ground. “A poison stick-it note.”
“A what?” asked Jack, his gaze still captivated by the dead man. A few seconds ago, the prisoner had been a living, talking being. Now he was lifeless clay. Jack swallowed hard, trying to keep his breakfast down. Despite weeks of heroics, he was not cut out for life-and-death situations.
“A poison stick-it note,” repeated Cassandra, grimacing. “It’s a recent development in the espionage field. All those spy novels and movies the past few decades rendered the hollow-tooth-with-poison suicide gambit worthless. An easily inserted plastic mouthpiece prevented a captured operator from taking the easy way out.
“Since modern interrogation methods could break even the most hardened or fanatic agent, a new suicide method had to be developed. That’s the poison stick-it note. It’s a deadly pellet placed directly in the skull. Merely thinking the proper phrase sends the necessary electrical impulses to the brain and releases the toxic chemical. So far, the method has proven to be a hundred percent effective. The only way to stop someone from suicide is to keep him unconscious. Which makes questioning your captive awfully difficult.”
Jack rose to his feet. “Great. It was bad enough when I was dealing with a power-hungry demigod determined to conquer the world and turn it into a vast wasteland. Now, for some unknown reason, secret agents willing to commit suicide rather than be questioned by us are looking to kill me. What else can go wrong?”
Hugo glided up onto Jack’s right shoulder and settled uncomfortably close to his ear. The blackbird was surprisingly light for its size.
“Your mother wants to see you, Johnnie,” it stated. “She’s waiting for you downtown in Merlin’s office.”
“Mother,” said Jack, inhaling a deep breath. He had almost forgotten about her. “She’s in Chicago. Not in New Jersey.”
“You catch on quick,” said the raven sarcastically. “Freda arrived in the city this morning on a business trip. After hearing about your encounter with magic, she wanted to talk to you. Not to mention meet your fiancée. So she sent me to find you. I arrived overhead just in time to spot those mugs creeping through the woods. When I saw the firepower they were carrying, I thought a warning was in order.”
“My mother,” said Jack again. “In Chicago. At Merlin’s office,” He paused for an instant. “How did she learn about Merlin? And my experiences with magic? I never said a word on the phone about any of that.”
“A little bird told her,” cawed the raven. Jack swore the bird was laughing at him. Spreading its wings, Hugo darted skyward. “See you two downtown.”
Cassandra’s gaze followed the raven until it was out of sight. “Your mother is an animal trainer?”
“Not that I ever knew,” replied Jack. “Though I guess it’s possible. I recall my father once stating he first met her at a circus.”
“A lot of supernaturals gravitated to circuses and traveling shows,” said Cassandra. “They provided wonderful camouflage for beings with unusual powers.”
“Mom rarely talks about her days as a performer,” said Jack with a shrug. “I gather some of her relatives were disturbed when she left the act to get married. Dad just grins whenever I ask and mumbles something about seven sisters being too many for any one family.”