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Af Call for armed insurrection.
Dedicated to Alexander Tarasov.
You are the main partisan!
Hello, my dear schoolchildren!
I won't do it for a long time. I know youdon't like to beat around the bush. Better get to the point!
I hope you know what lawlessness is happening in Russia now. For those who are particularly ignorant, I explain that our government has become completely impudent. There is no point in arguing with this fact. Even loyalists have to admit it. The laws are unfair! Corruption is everywhere! The economy is in decline! The Internet is full of censorship! People are thrown in jail for every little thing! In short, everything is bad for us, and it will be even worse! Unless, of course, we decide to fix the situation...
лHow do we do this?╗ Ц you ask. Ah, my dears... The answer lies on the surface... However, let's not do this now: we will return to this topic later.
Many people probably want to know why I turn to shkolota. It's very simple! Salot Sar (better known as Pol Pot) said: лUnaffected by bourgeois ideas, teenagers who have imbibed hatred of the oppressors make up the best material for the party of true revolutionaries.╗. But you never know what anyone said! After all, we are freethinkers and skeptics. This means that you will need proof. Moreover, it is not difficult to pick them up.
For a start, look around. Go outside in a residential area. What is presented to the eye?! Everywhere there are downtrodden, exhausted, angry people. Every morning they get up at seven in the morning and go to work. There they work for their uncle until late at night. Then they return home. They go to the store and collect products. Then they hide in their burrow. There they relax. They lie down on the sofa, turn on some stupid TV show. They stare at the screen. At the same time, they eat chips and slurp cheap beer cans. When the gluttony is over, they go to their beds and fall asleep. Until the next morning. These people are your parents. Such revolutions will not be made. You understand that. A lot of these sheep to die from a stroke at the age of forty.
But you are not. First of all, because they are free from hard work. Of course, because your parents work my butt off. That's why they're so depressing. Aha, you will be happy here after twelve hours at the machine! And even talking about reading is ridiculous. At the end of the working day, a person wants to eat and sleep, and not plunge into the subtleties of Marxism. But you have a lot of free time. Others spend it on parties, drinking, and sexual pleasure. Others read books and go to listen to Kagarlitsky. It's not really that important. The main thing is that students have plenty of free time. Now let's get down to business. Lenin also said that лwe must prepare people who devote their whole lives to the revolution, not just their free evenings╗.And such people, as you understand, should not be too busy... Get the idea?
Yes, of course! You are best suited for the revolution. Students will not do! We're not the France of the sixties, not America. Our Russian students are creatures so pathetic that they bring tears to your eyes just by looking at them. These tears, however, are not caused by pity, but by laughter. I absolutely do not want to feel sorry for our students. And here's why. Our Russian student is a surprisingly cowardly animal. As soon as you talk to one of them about the revolution, they say: лBro, I'm sorry, but they'll throw me out of the University for this. No, Iwill not participate in this.╗. These slobs are afraid of everything. The very name of the rector terrifies these cowardly creatures. At the mere sight of a police baton, they scatter. They only dream of one thing: to graduate from University and get a job somewhere. All they want to do is find a good job and spend the rest of their lives wiping their pants. Most students have no interests other than debauchery and alcohol. They are completely passive. Well, the state will have passive ones so that it will not seem enough. Whether it's you, my dear students! You are alien to all these student illusions about the fact that the main thing in life is to get a good job. As a friend of mine put it: лEvery hooligan here is like Louis Corvalan!╗. Students we have the polls Ц the rebels, the nonconformists, almost anarchists!