Whatever all sorts of reactionaries, obscurantists and libertarians say, a person has to fast. It is necessary to fast just necessarily for each person, and if he is a communist, he should fast especially a lot. I understand what objections you may have now, but we should do what is necessary, not what we want. Okay, stop the galley immediately! I understand that those sitting here are used to eating without closing the loaf from morning to night! Many and at this moment continue to chew! However, listen to another opinion! After the lecture we will discuss this topic on the sidelines. All. It's cool.
Now I owe you all to explain the reasons that make лeternal communist fast╗ necessary. The fact is that we are all influenced by bourgeois propaganda. You know that very well. Bourgeois propaganda imposes false needs onpeople, including food needs. Since childhood, the bourgeois molestation Цmany of our compatriots began to resemble pigs. Turning them into these obese animals is facilitated by the terrible sin of gluttony or gluttony. Ventrilousness or gluttony not only has a devastating effect on human health, but also destroys his mind. These phenomena are closely related. Gluttony causes atherosclerosis, which makes it difficult to get oxygen to the brain. As a result, the brain dies, it's activity fades away, and the person is stupid. If you want to preserve the health of the body and the sharpness of mind, so necessary in the implementation of the socialist revolution, then you just need to limit yourself in nutrition. Even when I say лlimit╗, I don't want to say лreplace a regular coke with a diet╗. No, not at all! It's not just about health, it's about moral self-restraint. Love for all kinds of pleasures is a typical bourgeois passion. Pleasure only distracts from the revolution, and therefore are a powerful weapon in the hands of a class enemy. That is why the bourgeoisie has always sought to molest people with primitive pleasures, such as alcohol, pornography, football and the like. Love for all kinds of food delicacies in the social sense is no different from the love of cheap vodka. And if you have a desire to eat chocolates before going to bed, then know that these thoughts are purely bourgeois and petty, and petty. That is why they need to be combated with the exercises I mentioned earlier. All this self-restraint is called лeternal communist fasting╗. You, perhaps, want to ask the main question: what is possible and what is not? The fact is that this question cannot be answered for sure. You know, we have to remember dialectic. For one citizen, for example, to stop putting sugar in tea is already a great achievement. Another comrade can easily starve for six days in a row without experiencing any problems. It depends on the individual qualities of the person, as well as on certain conditions of his existence. It's a complicated matter, but some general rule of communist fasting I can withdraw. It can be formulated as: лEat as little as you can!╗. Of course, there will be speculation lovers among those present who will tell you that, you see, they can't eat less than two grilled chickens a day. Such speculators, simulations of cheaters should be destroyed. They must be mercilessly destroyed! Therefore, when asked how much food the communist should consume, you can give this answer: лThe less, the better!╗.
In the matter of limiting yourself in food should be acted gradually. To start, stop drinking alcohol, smoking tobacco and using other drugs. A real communist Ц does not drink or smoke! Keep in mind that when I say, that лdon't drink or smoke╗, I want to say лgenerally╗. Yes, even a лglass of champagne for the New Year╗ for you all is now banned. No alcohol! Even kvass and kefir Ц and those are forbidden. And let's leave this topic. Let's talk about food. First, give up the delicacies. Delicatessen is bourgeois. Eating them only hurts you. Both moral and physical. When you give up the delicacies, then give up the food of animal origin. From all. Under the ban falls all meat and dairy, as well as eggs, fish and all sorts of sea creatures, like shrimp. Then you have to give up everything salty, fatty and fried. Yes, comrade: a communist should not eat pickles, fatty Kiev cake and fried potatoes. I'm sorry, but those are the rules. Then it would be nice to reduce your sugar intake. Completely stop consuming sugar will not work, because our body needs it, but it is possible to reduce it's consumption. Stop adding sugar to tea and coffee, drink sweet lemonades, eat cakes and the like. I also advise you all to replace sucrose with fructose. Do not eat this sucrose, and eat more fructose! It is contained in fruits and honey. It is also advisable to give upcaffeine-containing products. These include coffee and tea.
To be honest, ideally you should all eat bread and water in the truest sense of the word. Alas, this ideal seems to remain the kind of Cantian ideal to which they are always striving, butwhich they can never achieve. In short, if one of those present still wants to be an ideal communist, then...
The eternal communist fast is good, of course, but that's not all. It is also necessary to perform such exercises as лcommunist marathons╗. They can continue for two, four and even eight days in a row. The essence of these marathons is the following. You have been completely abstaining from certain things for several days in a row. A лsleep marathon╗, for example, is when you have at least two days (at least four days) completely abstain from sleep. The лhunger marathon╗ is when you abstain from eating for at least two days (at least eight). Any. You can't eat anything at this time. You can only drink water. лhungry dry Marathon╗ is when you abstain from food and water for at least two days (at least eight). Yes, Ц water during this marathon can not be used either. The most difficult is the лsleepy and hungry dry marathon╗ during which you are completely forbidden to eat, drink and sleep. It is not recommended to continue it for more than three or four days. лWhat to do during marathons?╗ Ц you ask. During marathons it is necessary to intensively engage in exercises and theoretical work. Strenuously Ц it means that from morning to night and from night to morning. лWhat are the benefits of marathons?╗ Ц you ask me. In short, many. Seriously speaking, marathons allow you to get used to extreme living conditions. That is a marathon Ц that is primarily preparations for the difficult life situations that are guaranteed to be assured. The guerrilla life isn't easy. That's actually their good.
In conclusion, I will present you with another exercise that I really like.