The Morrigan stopped dancing, grabbed one of the demon’s horns, then pulled his head back. “You think?” she said. Then she plunged her claws into the demon’s throat. He rolled and threw her off, sending her sailing twenty feet in the air to smash into the hull of the ship.
The Morrigan behind Charlie patted his head as she passed. “We’ll be right with you, darling. I’m Macha, by the way, and we are the Luminatus—or we will be in a minute.”
The Morrigan fell on the bullheaded demon, taking great chunks of flesh and bone off his body with each slash of their talons. Two took to the air and swept in, taking swipes at the demon, who flailed at them, sometimes connecting, but too weakened from the gunshots to fight effectively. In two minutes it was finished, and most of the flesh had been flayed from it. Macha held his head by the horns like she was holding the handlebars of a motorcycle, even as the demon’s jaws continued to snap at the air.
“Your turn, soul stealer,” Macha said.
“Yeah, your turn,” said Nemain, baring her claws.
Macha held the demon head out in front of her, driving it at Charlie. He backed away as the teeth snapped inches from his face.
“Wait a minute,” said Babd.
The other two stopped and turned to their sister, who stood over what was left of the demon’s corpse. “We never got to finish.”
She took one step before something hit her like a ball of darkness, knocking her out of sight. Charlie looked at the demon head coming at him, then there was a loud smack and Macha was yanked to the side as if she’d had a bungee cord attached to her ankle.
The screeching started again and Charlie could see the Morrigan being whipped around in the darkness, splashing, and chaos—he couldn’t follow what was happening. His eyes wouldn’t focus.
He looked to Nemain, who was now coming at him with her claws dripping venom. A small hand appeared at the edge of his vision and the Morrigan’s head exploded into what looked like a thousand stars.
Charlie looked to where the hand had appeared before his eyes.
“Hi, Daddy,” Sophie said.
“Hi, baby,” Charlie said.
Now he could see what was happening—the hellhounds were tearing at the Morrigan. One of them broke, jumped into the air and unfurled her wings, then dove at Sophie, screeching.
Sophie raised her hand as if she was waving bye-bye and the Morrigan vaporized into a spray of black goo. The souls, thousands of them, that she had consumed over the millennia, floated into the air, red lights that circled the grotto, making the whole huge chamber appear to have been frozen in the middle of a fireworks display.
“You shouldn’t be here, honey,” Charlie said.
“Yes, I should,” Sophie said. “I had to fix this, send them all back. I’m the Luminatus.”
“You…”
“Yeah,” she said matter-of-factly, in that Master of All Death and Darkness voice that is so irritating in a six-year-old.
The hellhounds were both on the remaining Morrigan now, tearing her in half as Charlie watched.
“No, honey,” Charlie said.
Sophie raised her hand and Babd was vaporized like the others—the captured souls rose like embers from a bonfire.
“Let’s go home, Daddy,” Sophie said.
“No,” Charlie said, barely able to hold up his head. “We have something we have to get.” He lurched forward and one of the hellhounds was there to brace him. The whole army of squirrel people was coming around the bow of the ship, each carrying a glowing soul vessel he’d retrieved from the ship’s cabin.
“Is this it?” Sophie said. She took a CD from Bob and handed it to Charlie.
He turned it in his hands and hugged it to his chest. “You know what this is, honey?”
“Yeah. Let’s go home, Daddy.”
Charlie fell over the back of Alvin. Sophie and the squirrel people steadied him until they were out of the Underworld.
Minty Fresh carried Charlie to the car.
A doctor had come and gone. When Charlie came to he was on his bed at home and Audrey was wiping his forehead with a damp cloth.
“Hi,” he said.
“Hi,” Audrey said.
“Did Sophie tell you?”
“Yeah.”
“They grow up so fast,” Charlie said.
“Yeah.” Audrey smiled.
“I got this.” He reached behind his chest plate and pulled out the Sarah McLachlan CD that pulsated with red light.
Audrey nodded and reached out for the disc. “Let’s put that over here where you can keep an eye on it.” As soon as her fingers touched the plastic case the light went out and Audrey shuddered. “Oh my,” she said.
“Audrey.” Charlie tried to sit up, but was forced back down by the pain. “Ouch. Audrey, what happened? Did they get it? Did they take her soul?”
She was looking at her chest, then looked up at Charlie, tears in her eyes. “No, Charlie, it’s me,” she said.
“But you had touched that before, that night in the pantry. Why didn’t it happen then?”
“I guess I wasn’t ready then.”
Charlie took her hand and squeezed it, then squeezed it much harder than he intended as a wave of pain washed through him. “Goddammit,” he said. He was panting now, breathing like he might hyperventilate.
“I thought it was all dark, Audrey. All the spiritual stuff was spooky. You made me see.”
“I’m glad,” Audrey said.
“Makes me think I should have slept with a poet so I could have understood the way the world can be distilled into words.”
“Yes. I think you have the soul of a poet, Charlie.”
“I should have made love with a painter, too, so I could feel the wave of a brushstroke, so I could absorb her colors and textures and really see.”
“Yes,” Audrey said, brushing at his hair with her fingers. “You have such a wonderful imagination.”
“I think,” said Charlie, his voice going higher as he breathed harder, “I should have bedded a scientist so I would understand the mechanics of the world, felt them right down to my spine.”
“Yes, so you could feel the world,” Audrey said.
“With big tits,” Charlie added, his back arching in pain.
“Of course, baby,” Audrey said.
“I love you, Audrey.”
“I know, Charlie. I love you, too.”
Then Charlie Asher, Beta Male, husband to Rachel, brother to Jane, father to Sophie (the Luminatus, who held dominion over Death), beloved of Audrey, Death Merchant and purveyor of fine vintage clothing and accessories, took his last breath, and died.
Audrey looked up to see Sophie come into the room. “He’s gone, Sophie.”
Sophie put her hand on Charlie’s forehead. “Bye, Daddy,” she said.
EPILOGUE
Things settled in the City of Two Bridges, and all the dark gods that had been rising to erupt out over the world remembered their place and returned to their domains deep in the Underworld.
Jane and Cassie were married in a civil ceremony that was dissolved and sanctioned a half-dozen times over the years. Nevertheless, they were happy and there was always laughter in their home.
Sophie went home to live with her Aunties Jane and Cassandra. She would grow to be a tall and beautiful woman, and eventually take her place as the Luminatus, but until then, she went to school and played with her puppies and had a fairly wonderful time as she waited for her daddy to come get her.
While Minty Fresh had believed in the adage that in every moment there is a crisis, his belief had been somewhat academic until he started seeing Lily Severo, when it became very practical indeed. Life jumped up several steps for him on the interesting scale, to the point where the Death Merchant part of his existence became the more prosaic of his pursuits. They became renowned around town, the giant in pastels always in company with the short, Gothic chef, but the City really stood up and took notice when they opened up the Jazz and Gourmet Pizza Place in North Beach in the building that had once housed Asher’s Secondhand.