Lampert looked up to see Eberhart and York angrily walking into Miguel's. The patrons had resumed eating and drinking and were clearly enjoying this real-life Law and Order show.
He turned back to the uniformed officer who'd just searched Trotter. "Wallet, keys, money. Nothing else."
Another detective from the bomb squad had carefully examined the "detonator" and reported that they'd been wrong; it was only a small laptop computer. As York was mulling this over, a plain-clothed cop appeared at the door and said, "We searched Trotter's car. No explosives."
"Explosives?" Trotter asked, frowning deeply.
"Don't get cute," Lampert snapped.
"But there was an empty propane tank," the cop added. "From Rodriguez's."
Trotter added, "I needed a refill. That's where I always go. I was going there after lunch." He nodded at the bar menu. "You ever try the tamales here? The best in town."
York muttered, "You played us like a fish, goddamnit. Making us think your trash was a bomb."
Another cold smile crossed the landscaper's face. "Why exactly did you think I'd have a bomb?"
Silence for a moment. Then Lampert turned toward Eberhart, who avoided everyone's eyes.
Trotter's nodded at the computer. "Hit the play button."
"What?" Lampert asked.
"The play button."
Lampert paused as he looked over the computer.
"It's not a bomb. And even if it was, would I blow myself up too?" The detective hit the button.
"Oh, Christ," muttered Eberhart as a video came on the small screen.
It showed the security man prowling through an office.
"Stan? Is that you?" Lampert asked.
"I -"
"Yep, it's him." Trotter said. "He's in my office at home."
"You told us one of your sources said Trotter was asking about where York shopped and about propane tanks."
The security man said nothing.
Trotter offered, "I was going to stop by the police station after lunch and drop off the CD. But since you're here… it's all yours."
The officers watched Eberhart ransacking Trotter's desk.
"So what'd that be?" the landscaper asked. "Breaking and entering, trespass too. And – if you were going to ask – yeah, I want to press charges. What do you guys say? To the fullest extent of the law."
"But I…” the security man stammered.
"You what?" Trotter filled in. "You shut the power off? And the backup too? But I've been a little paranoid lately, thanks to Mr. York. So I have two battery backups."
"You broke into his house?" Stephen York asked Eberhart, looking shocked. "You never told me that."
"You goddamn Judas!" Eberhart exploded. "You knew exactly what I was doing. You agreed to it! You wanted me to!"
"I swear," York said, "this is the first I've heard about it."
Lampert shook his head. "Stan, why'd you do it? I could've overlooked some things, but a B and E? Stupid."
"I know, I know," he said, looking down. "But we were so desperate to get this guy. He's dangerous. He's got books on sabotage and surveillance… please, Bill, can you cut me some slack?"
"Sorry, Stan." A nod to a uniformed officer, who cuffed him. "Take him to booking."
Trotter called after him, "If you're interested, those books about bombs and things? I got them for research. I'm trying my hand at a murder mystery. Everybody seems to be doing it nowadays. I've got a couple of chapters on that computer. Why don't you check it out, if you don't believe me."
"You're lying!" Then York turned to Lampert. "You know why he did this, don't you? It's all part of his plan."
"Mr. York, just -"
"No, no, think about it. He sets up a sting to get rid of my security man and leave me unprotected. And then he does all this, with the fake bomb, to find out about your procedures – the bomb squad, how many officers you have, who your undercover cops are."
"Did you leave a Whole Foods bag on the trunk of Mr. Eberhart's car?" Alvarado asked. Trotter replied, "No. If you think I did why don't you check for fingerprints."
York pointed at Trotter's pocket. "Gloves, look! There won't be any prints. Why's he wearing gloves in this heat?"
"I'm a landscaper. I usually wear gloves when I work. Most of us do… have to say, I'm getting pretty tired of this whole thing. Because of what some day-laborer said, you got it into your head that I'm a killer or something. Well, I'm sick of my house being broken into, sick of being watched all the time. I think it's time to call my lawyer. "
York stepped forward angrily. "You're lying! Tell me why you're doing this! Tell me, goddamn it! I've looked at everything I've ever done bad in my whole life. I mean everything. The homeless guy I told to get a job when he asked me for a quarter, the clerk I called a stupid pig 'cause she gave me the wrong order, the valet I didn't tip because he couldn't speak English… every little goddamn thing! I've been going over my life with a microscope. I don't know what I did to you. Tell me! Tell me!" His face was red and his veins jutted out. His fists were clenched at his sides.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Trotter lifted his hands, the cuffs jingling.
The detective made a decision. "Take 'em off." A patrol officer unhooked the bracelets. Sweating, York said to Lampert, "No! This's all part of his plot!"
"I'm inclined to believe him. I think Diaz was making the whole thing up."
"But the sauna -" York began.
"Think about it, though. Nothing happened. And there was nothing wrong with the brakes on your Mercedes. We just got the report."
York snapped, "But the repair guide. He bought one!"
"Brakes?" Trotter asked.
York said, "You bought a book on Mercedes brakes. Don't deny it."
"Why would I deny it? Call DMV. I bought an old Mercedes sedan a week ago. It needs new brakes and I'm going to do the work myself. Sorry, York, but I think you need professional help."
"No, he just bought the car as a cover," York raged. "Look at him! Look at his eyes! He's just waiting for a chance to kill me."
"Bought a car as cover?" Alvarado asked, eying his boss.
Lampert sighed. "Mr. York, if you're so sure you're in danger, then I'd suggest you hire another babysitter. I frankly don't have time for any more of these games." He turned to the team.
"Come on, people, let's pack up. We've got some real cases to get back to."
The detective noticed the bartender hovering nearby, holding Trotter's tamales. He nodded and the man walked forward and served the landscaper, who sat back down, unfolded a napkin and smoothed it on his lap.
"Good, huh?" he asked Trotter.
"The best."
Lampert nodded. "Sorry about this."
Trotter shrugged. Suddenly his mood seemed to change. Smiling, he turned to York, who was heading out the front door, and called, "Hey."
The businessman stopped and stared back.
"Good luck to you," Trotter said. And started on his lunch.
At ten that night Ray Trotter made the rounds of his house, saying goodnight to his children and stepson, as he always did. ("A serial goodnighter" was how his younger daughter laughingly described him.)
Then he showered and climbed into bed, waiting for Nancy, who was finishing the dishes. A moment later the lights in the kitchen went out and she passed the doorway. His wife smiled at him and continued into the bathroom.
A moment later he heard the shower. He enjoyed the hiss of falling water. A desert-dweller now, yes, but Ray still had a fondness for the sounds of the damp Northeast.