“That was a waste of time,” Henry said as they walked down the steps to the street.
“Really?” Lassiter said. “I thought it was tremendously useful.”
“He had no information,” Henry said incredulously. “We didn’t learn a thing.”
“I don’t know about you, but I feel like I’ve learned a lot from this experience,” Lassiter said. “And now if you’ll excuse me, we need to take up this investigation some other time.”
“Some other time?” Henry sputtered. “What about right now?”
“I can’t right now,” Lassiter said. “I have an appointment with a kindergarten teacher. And I think I just learned how to tie my shoes.”
Chapter Thirty-nine
Gus pulled against the ropes that bound his hands behind his chair. He’d seen so many movies in which the hero was able to stretch them just enough to slip his wrists through. But all that was happening to Gus was that the rough cord was scraping the flesh off his bones.
“Keep it up,” Shawn whispered. “If you keep bleeding, maybe you’ll make the ropes slick enough you can slip them off.”
If Gus could have twisted his head around to shoot a killing look at Shawn, he would have. But Shawn was behind him in the stable, tied to his own chair. Gus had seen two more masked men, less well dressed in workers’ coveralls, tie him there while the suited man held the gun on him. Then it was his turn.
“We’ve got to save Professor Kitteredge,” Gus said, hoping that this was indeed still the case. After they’d been captured, they’d heard noises from another stall that sounded like unspeakable things being done to human flesh, accompanied by screams from the professor. In the past few minutes, though, the sounds had stopped.
“Save him from what?” Shawn said. “I thought you said all this conspiracy stuff was insane.”
“You said that,” Gus said, feeling an additional surge of outrage. “You essentially said I was an idiot for ever taking him seriously.”
There was a long silence from behind Gus.
“Oh, right,” Shawn said. “I knew it was one of us. But just because I said something, that doesn’t mean you’re supposed to listen to me.”
Gus knew that was as close to an apology as he was ever going to get from Shawn, so he chose to accept it.
“Besides,” Shawn said, “we have no idea who these guys are. Just because some thugs in black masks take us hostage when we step off the plane, that doesn’t mean they’re part of a centuries-old global conspiracy.”
“It seems like a pretty good sign to me,” Gus said.
“Think it through,” Shawn said. “This might not even have anything to do with the professor, or with the painting, or with us.”
“Mighty big coincidence if it doesn’t,” Gus said.
“Really?” Shawn said. “The plane belongs to the world’s biggest smugglers of looted artworks.”
“Now Low’s the world’s biggest?” Gus said. “Where do you get that from?”
“His henchman has a union contract,” Shawn said. “Do you have any idea how much that must cost over standard hunchback myrmidon pay scales? And that’s not even including benefits.”
Gus filed that away with a million other things he meant to argue about later. Right now there was something more important to discuss.
“Okay, fine, he’s the Donald Trump of smugglers,” Gus said. “So what?”
“So a guy like that is going to make a lot of enemies,” Shawn said. “And then there are his friends. I mean, how can he ever know if they really want to be his BFF because they like him, or because they’re waiting for him to accidentally mention the location of the barn in England where he ships all his best stuff out of? I think we’ve all had that kind of problem before.”
Despite the hopelessness of their situation, Gus began to feel a little better. Particularly about Professor Kitteredge. If these men were really after Low’s treasures, the awful noises he heard were much more likely to have come from Malko. Not that he wished the man any harm, but he was clearly a lot tougher and more accustomed to violence than Kitteredge. And as Low’s pilot he was undoubtedly involved in the smuggling scheme, which made him much less of an innocent victim than a soldier in a war between criminals.
“Do you really think it’s possible that these are just smugglers or crooks?”
“You have to ask yourself, which sounds more likely?” Shawn said. “And if you find yourself answering ‘an international conspiracy with tentacles reaching into every area of life led by some mysterious unseen figure with a name out of a Tintin book,’ you’re listening to too much talk radio.”
Gus did ask himself, and the answer made him feel much better. “So if these guys are just crooks, what do we do next?” he said.
“Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts,” Shawn said.
“What?” Gus said.
“Look around,” Shawn said. “Do you see anything that looks like a giant bat costume?”
If Gus had been able to find a giant bat, he would have hit Shawn over the head with it. “That’s not helping.”
“Ask the citizens of Gotham City,” Shawn said. “I think you’ll find they disagree.”
Gus was about to answer when there was a sound from across the barn. After a moment Malko appeared in the entrance to the stall, accompanied by the man in the pinstriped suit. Gus studied Malko closely but could see no signs that he’d been abused in any way. It was still possible that he’d been beaten in places that wouldn’t show bruises, but that didn’t seem likely. What did was that Shawn’s hopeful theory was completely wrong, and they were in the hands of the Cabal.
“What am I supposed to do with these two?” Pinstripe said.
“The one in back is some kind of psychic,” Malko said. “He helped figure out the clue in the painting. If Kitteredge won’t talk, he may be able to help you.”
Pinstripe man ignored him. “And the other one?”
“He might be even more useful,” Malko said. “He’s an old and dear friend of Kitteredge’s.”
There was a time when that description would have made Gus’ day. That was back when friendship meant getting together for lunch every now and then, not submitting to unspeakable torture as leverage to force the professor to talk. “More of an acquaintance, really,” Gus said. “Former student, dropped out after a couple of weeks.”
“Who was willing to risk his own life to save Kitteredge from the police,” Malko said. “It might be worth your while to see what the professor would be willing to give up to save him.”
“You don’t have to torture anybody,” Gus said. “We’ll tell you everything we know.”
“Which won’t take long, fortunately,” Shawn said. “Then we can all go on our separate ways.”
Pinstripe turned toward Shawn and raised his gun. “Perhaps we won’t be needing this one after all.”
Gus struggled frantically against his ropes. If he could get one hand free, he could bat the gun out of the masked man’s hands-if he could also free his feet so he could cross the space separating them. But if the rush of terror was sending a jolt of adrenaline through Gus’ body, it wasn’t enough to give him the kind of super-strength he needed.
Gus squeezed his eyes shut and waited for the gunshot that would end Shawn’s life, grateful at least that he wouldn’t be able to see it. But instead of a gunshot, he heard a strange moaning coming from behind him.
“The tears!” Shawn wailed. “Tears of rust. Flow my rusty tears.”
Another two seconds passed with no shots. Gus opened his eyes. Pinstripe still held his gun on Shawn, but he was staring at Malko. “Does he know what it means?”
“Maybe the spirits told him,” Malko said.
Shawn wailed again. “I see the tears,” Shawn cried. “Rusty tears. Red tears. Tears for fears. Tears in baseball-oh, wait, there aren’t any.”
“This is his process,” Gus said quickly. “He gets messages from the spirits, but they’re vague at first. Sometimes it takes a little while before he can understand the precise meaning.”