I swore under my breath. Every cop carries an electronic log book to make notes on the day’s tour: where he went, what he saw, what he said, what he did. At the end of the day, he turns in the book’s cell-memory plate to his sergeant. Now Hajjar wanted me to collate all the plates from the station’s roster. “This isn’t the kind of work Papa had in mind for me,” I said.
“What the hell. You got any complaints, take ’em to Friedlander Bey. In the meantime, do what I tell you.”
“Yeah, you right,” I said. I glared at Hajjar’s back as he walked out.
“By the way,” he said, turning toward me again, “I got someone for you to meet later. It may be a nice surprise.”
I doubted that. “Uh huh,” I said.
“Yeah, well, get movin’ on those plates. I want ’em finished by lunchtime.”
I turned back to my desk, shaking my head. Hajjar annoyed the hell out of me. What was worse, he knew it. I didn’t like giving him the satisfaction of seeing me irked.
The funny thing was that Hajjar was in Friedlander Bey’s pocket too, but he liked to pretend he was still his own man. Since he’d been promoted and given command, though, Hajjar had gone through some startling changes. He’d begun to take his work seriously, and he’d cut back on his intrigues and profiteering schemes. It wasn’t that he’d suddenly discovered a sense of honor; he just realized he’d have to work his tail off to keep from getting fired as a crook and an incompetent.
I selected a productivity moddy from my rack and chipped it onto my posterior plug. The rear implant functions the same as everybody else’s. It lets me chip in a moddy and six daddies. The anterior plug, however, is my own little claim to fame. This is the one that taps into my hypothalamus and lets me chip in my special daddies. As far as I know, no one else has ever been given a second implant. I’m glad I hadn’t known that Friedlander Bey told my doctors to try something experimental and insanely dangerous. I guess he didn’t want me to worry. Now that the frightening part is over, though, I’m glad I went through it. It’s made me a more productive member of society and all that.
When I had boring police work to do, which was almost every day, I chipped in an orange moddy that Hajjar had given me. It had a label that said it was manufactured in Helvetia. The Swiss, I suppose, have a high regard for efficiency. Their moddy could take the most energetic, inspired person in the world and transform him instantly into a drudge. Not into a stupid drudge, like what the Half-Hajj’s dumbing-down hardware did to me, but into a mindless worker who isn’t aware enough to be distracted before the whole assignment is in the Out box. It’s the greatest gift to the office menial since conjugal coffee breaks.
I sighed and took the moddy, then reached up and chipped it in.
The immediate sensation was as if the whole world had lurched and then caught its balance. There was an odd, metallic taste in Audran’s mouth and a high-pitched ringing in his ears. He felt a touch of nausea, but he tried to ignore it because it wouldn’t go away until he popped the moddy out. The moddy had trimmed down his personality like the wick of a lamp, until there was only a vague and ineffectual vestige of his true self left.
Audran wasn’t conscious enough even to be resentful. He remembered only that he had work to do, and he pulled a double handful of cobalt-alloy plates out of the box. He slotted six of them into the adit ports beneath the battered data deck’s comp screen. Audran touched the control pad and said, “Copy ports one, two, three, four, five, six.” Then he stared blankly while the deck recorded the contents of the plates. When the run was finished, he removed the plates, stacked them on one side of the desk, and loaded in six more. He barely noticed the morning pass as he logged in the records.
“Audran.” Someone was saying his name.
He stopped what he was doing and glanced over his shoulder. Lieutenant Hajjar and a uniformed patrolman were standing in the entrance to his cubicle. Audran turned slowly back to the data deck. He reached into the box, but it was empty.
“Unplug that goddamn thing.”
Audran faced Hajjar again and nodded. It was time to pop the moddy.
There was a dizzy swirl of disorientation, and then I was sitting at my desk, staring stupidly at the Helvetian moddy in my hand. “Jeez,” I murmured. It was a relief to be fully conscious again.
“Tell you a secret about Audran,” Hajjar said to the cop. “We didn’t hire him because of his wonderful qualities. He really don’t have any. But he makes a great spindle for hardware. Audran’s just a moddy’s way of gettin’ its daily workout.” The cop smiled.
“Hey, you gave me this goddamn moddy in the first place,” I said.
Hajjar shrugged. “Audran, this is Officer Shaknahyi.”
“Where you at?” I said.
“All right,” said the cop.
“You got to watch out for Audran,” Hajjar said. “He’s got one of those addictives personalities. He used to make a big deal out of not havin” his brain wired. Now you never see him without some kind of moddy stuck in his head.”
That shocked me. I hadn’t realized I’d been using my moddies so much. I was surprised anyone else had noticed.
“Try to overlook his frailties, Jirji, ’cause you and him are gonna be workin’ together.”
Shaknahyi gave him a sharp look. I did the same. “What do you mean, ‘working together’?” said the cop.
“I mean what I said. I got a little assignment for you two. You’re gonna be workin’ very closely for a while. “You taking me off the street?” asked Shaknahyi.
Hajjar shook his head. “I never said that. I’m pairin’ Audran with you on patrol.”
Shaknahyi was so outraged, I thought he was going to split down the middle. “Shaitan take my kids first!” he said. “You think you’re teaming me up with a guy with no training and no experience, you’re goddamn crazy!”
I didn’t like the idea of going out on the street. I d idn’t want to make myself a target for every loon in the Budayeen who owned a cheap needle gun. “I’m supposed to stay here in the station house,” I said. “Friedlander Bey never said anything about real cop work.”
“Be good for you, Audran,” said Hajjar. “You can ride around and see all your old buddies again. They’ll be impressed when you flash your badge at them.”
“They’ll hate my guts,” I said.
“You’re both overlooking one small detail,” said Shaknahyi. “As my partner, he’s supposed to guard my back every time we walk into some dangerous situation. To be honest, I don’t have a lick of faith in him. You can’t expect me to work with a partner I don’t trust.”
“I don’t blame you,” said Hajjar. He looked amused by the cop’s opinion of me. My first impression of Shaknahyi wasn’t so good, either. He didn’t have his brain wired, and that meant he was one of two kinds of cop: Either he was a strict Muslim, or else he was one of those guys who thought his own naked, unaugmented brain was more than a match for the evildoers. That’s the way I used to be, but I learned better. Either way, I wouldn’t get along with him.
“And I don’t want the responsibility of watching his back,” I said. “I don’t need that kind of pressure.”
Hajjar patted the air in a kind of soothing motion. “Well, forget about that. You’re not gonna be chasin’ down bad guys on the street. You’re gonna be conductin’ an unofficial investigation.”
“What kind of investigation?” asked Shaknahyi suspiciously.
Hajjar waved a dark green cobalt-alloy plate. “Got a big file here on Reda Abu Adil. I want you two to learn it backwards and forwards. Then you’re gonna meet the man and stick to him like shadows.” “His name’s come up a couple of times at Papa’s house,” I said. “Who is he?”