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Tony started to laugh.

‘What the fuck is this? I ask her and she says, What the fuck do you think it is, asshole? It’s milk. I can see it’s fuckin’ milk, I tell her. I just wonder what you think you’re doin’ with your fuckin’ tits in my breakfast. It’s good enough for your kids, but not you, is that what you’re saying? she says.

Tony was laughing hard now, and coughing too as his air got mixed with cigar smoke, so that he sounded like a small motorcycle engine ticking over. He took off his glasses and pinched the bridge of his nose.

‘She says, How many of the other guys have wives who could do this? You should be glad. It’s fresh and it doesn’t cost you a fuckin’ cent. The money you give me to keep this house? You’re lucky you don’t get this every morning, ya cheap bum.’

Tony said, ‘Jesus Christ, that Madonna. I love her. She’s a piece of work. She looks like Tugboat Annie, but I love that fuckin’ wife of yours, Al.’ He wiped his streaming eyes on the collar of his bathrobe. ‘So what happened next?’

Al said, ‘What happened next? I ate the fuckin’ Wheaties. That’s what happened.’

Both men exploded with laughter, with Al coming down first.

‘I mean, it was that or no Wheaties, right?’

‘Oh Jesus,’ sighed Tony, finally replacing his glasses. ‘How could you do that?’

Al shrugged, uncharacteristically at a loss for something to say.

‘Well come on, Al. Whaddit fuckin’ taste like?’

Al’s face wrinkled with thought as he tried to recall.

He said, ‘Warm, of course. Kind of like the skimmed you get in those little creamer cartons when you’re in McDonald’s. I prefer the milk that comes out of a cow, but Al junior seems to like it. Can’t get enough of the stuff.’

‘That Madonna. She’s something.’ Just the thought of the big redhead made him squirm. God only knew what she looked like when she was around the house. She looked bad enough when she was dressed to come out to dinner. Al on the other hand, Al made an effort about the way he dressed. It wasn’t the effort Nudelli would have made, but still. Just now he was wearing an expensive-looking yellow Gianni Versace shirt that looked like a silk cushion cover, some black leather jeans that were made to be worn by someone a lot thinner than Al, a white snakeskin belt, and red cowboy boots — not to mention a lot of gold this n’that. Nudelli thought Al Cornaro looked like a nigger’s Christmas tree, although by Miami standards he could pass for well-dressed. People in Florida knew shit from Shinola when it came to clothes and Al was no exception. They went anywhere outside the Sunshine State and Tony usually made Al wear a Brooks Brothers suit with a proper shirt and tie. A suit was business. Nudelli was an Anglophile. English shoes. English suits. He always bought English.

Al said, ‘I spoke to Jimmy Figaro.’

‘That putz.’

‘We arranged for him to bring Dave Delano here at eleven o’clock this morning.’

There was a clock on the wall behind Tony but he didn’t feel like looking around. He was a little tired after his swimming lesson. ‘Time’s it now?’

Al glanced up at the clock.

‘Ten-thirty.’

‘Whaddya think?’

‘You and he are still friends. That’s what Delano said, according to Willy. Wants to reassure you. Reassurance sounds good to me.’

Nudelli nodded thoughtfully.

‘Sensible guy.’

‘Comin’ here with Jimmy, it’s the smart move. It shows he doesn’t bear you any malice on account of what happened. The guy’s got balls, you have to give him credit for that.’

‘He proved that when he became Willy’s fuckin’ ophthalmologist.’

‘Willy must be losing his touch.’

‘Either he lost it or Delano learned some when he was in jail.’

‘Could be.’

Nudelli said, ‘This business proposition of his.’

‘A big score, Willy said.’

‘He goes in the joint a numbers man, and figures to come out a major-league thief, is that it?’

‘Hear him out. Maybe he learned something when he was doing time. Worked out a play. Five years is long enough for anyone to get some constructive thinking done.’

‘Suppose I don’t like his set-up? Is he holding a gun to my head about this, or what? Suppose I don’t help set this thing up? Is he then going to go to the Feds and tell them it was me who popped Benny Cecchino? Suppose on that for a while, will ya?’

‘Jesus, Tony, you got more suppose in there than Stephen fuckin’ King. He kept his mouth shut all these years, didn’t he? Done his time, like he was told. If you’d wanted him popped you could have done it five years ago and saved yourself the two hundred grand. What’s changed? I don’t understand.’

‘You wanna know?’

‘I wanna know.’

‘Okay I’ll tell you. Five years ago, I didn’t know that Delano was not the guy’s real name. I thought he was Italian-American, like you and me. Turns out his daddy was Russian. Well you know what my fucking low opinion is of those backward barbarians. But worse than that, he’s a fucking kike to boot.’

‘What, we never done business with the Jews before? This is Miami, Tony. An open city. It was the Jews who helped to develop this place for business. Meyer Lansky. People like that. Besides, as I understand it, he’s only half-Jewish. His mother’s Irish.’

‘Never underestimate a Jew, Al. Even one that’s not the whole candlestick. Take my advice, and you’ll stay alive a lot longer. Don’t get me wrong here. I’m not anti-Semitic. Let me tell you, almost fifty years ago, when I was back in Jersey City? I met this little Jewish broad and fell in love with her. Best lay of my life, and you’ve seen Sindy. I’d have done anything for that little broad. Including marry her. Wanted to. Asked her often enough. Gave her a ring, the whole Tiffany deal. But it was always the same story. She couldn’t do it to her parents, she said. I’m not asking you to do it to your parents, I told her, I’m askin’ that you do it to me. But no, she couldn’t marry out, she said. What? I said. You think my parents’ll be blowing up balloons when I tell them I don’t wanna marry a Catholic? You think a Christ-killer is some kind of honor for them? No way. But still she wouldn’t have me. She was in love with me all right, but she wouldn’t get married. To hell with Shakespeare. To hell with Romeo and Juliet and that stuff. It was like I meant nuthin’ to her. Now I ask you Aclass="underline" what kind of people can do that? I’ll tell you what kind. The Jewish kind. There is nothing they won’t put ahead of being Jewish. I know what I’m talking about. Shakespeare made Romeo and Juliet Italians because he understood what love means to an Italian. There ain’t anythin’ more important than how your heart feels. But it would have challenged him as a writer a lot more if Juliet had been a Jewish princess, let me tell you. Now that would have been a fuckin’ play. That’s a play I’d like to have seen.’

Al said, ‘I dunno Tony. Delano doesn’t want to fuck you. He wants to do business with you.’

‘For a Jew, they’re the same thing. And don’t forget the Ivans. Delano shared a cell with one of them redfellas for four years. Learned to speak pretty good Russkie from what I hear. You see what I’m sayin’, Al? It wasn’t Italian he learned to speak, it was fucking Russkie. Which means I gotta wonder where he’s comin’ from. If he’s in bed with these meathead slobs or what? I got enough trouble with bums like Rocky Envigado and those Colombian bastards without takin’ on the Ivans as well. That’s the trouble with this country. Too many damned immigrants.’

‘Willy Four Breakfasts seemed to think that Delano was more inclined to believe Willy was carrying out a contract for the Ivans than he was to think you wanted him to take a beating.’ Al shrugged. ‘Doesn’t sound like someone who’s in bed with the Ivans.’