Dave said, ‘Dian Fossey and Fay Wray don’t happen to be sailing with us.’
‘Let me tell you about this gorilla thing,’ said Al. ‘Hairy guys have got more intelligence than smooth as shit ones like yourself, boss. Now that’s a fact. It was in the Herald. Scientists have done a survey and proved it. Smart guys have hairy chests. Lotta doctors. Lotta college professors. Not many lawyers. No cops. Lotta writers. And the really smart guys have hairy backs to match.’
‘Say anything about hairy brains in that survey, Al?’ laughed Dave. He looked at Kate, who smiled back at him faintly. ‘Well that’s a new one on me. It certainly puts a different spin on the story of Samson, I suppose. It’s not the guy’s relationship with God she screws when she cuts his hair, but his IQ.’
‘You can laugh all you like,’ said Al, marching out of the galley. ‘But that’s a fact.’
Kate cleared her throat nervously and kept on trying to get her smile right, even when Dave smiled apologetically. Now that she saw him again, he did look like he might be a high-class jewel thief. He probably relied on Al to drive his getaway car, or to provide muscle when it was required.
When Al had gone, Dave shook his head. ‘Al,’ he said simply. ‘Some guy, huh? I told you he was an animal.’
‘I think that’s the first time I’ve seen the two of you together,’ she said.
‘That’s easy to explain.’ Folding her up in his arms, Dave inspected the breakfast that Al had declined. ‘We’re like Jekyll and Hyde. Mmmm, that looks good.’
‘And which one of you is Mister Hyde?’
‘Well he is, of course. Didn’t you notice the hair on the backs of his hands? The guy’s like a goddamn doormat.’
Kate pulled away and started to serve Dave his breakfast.
‘Something the matter?’ he asked. ‘You still cool about last night?’
‘Everything’s fine,’ she said, and anxious to reassure him, she added, ‘You know what?’ she said. ‘If you were Mister Hyde? I’d be Missus Seek.’
‘That sounds promising.’
He wondered if there was anything at all in her show of prevarication. Was she just trying to amuse herself during an otherwise uneventful undercover surveillance? Or was there genuinely something more there? It seemed impossible to find out until the heist itself was out of the way. He sat down at the dinette table and began to eat what was put in front of him. He said, ‘I’m sure I’d rather share a divided consciousness with you than with Al. Think about it. A fifty-fifty partnership. Straight down the middle.’
Kate said, ‘Straight? You’ve hardly been that.’
His mouth full of food, Dave stretched his eyebrows back at her.
‘What I mean to say,’ she explained hurriedly, ‘is that you’ve not exactly told me very much about what you do. I can’t just leave Kent’s employment without knowing a little more about you. About what you do. About where you live.’
‘I told you,’ said Dave. ‘I steal rocks. Same as old John Robie in To Catch a Thief. The Cat. Actually, I don’t bother with a handle. Or a white monogrammed glove. There’s no point in making it easy for the police to nail me for a lot of other scores in the unlikely eventuality that I get caught. Naturally I only steal from those who can afford it. Matter of fact I thought there might be some nice stones on this ship. Until I discovered the owners seldom travel with their boats. That was before the air traffic controllers heard about my predicament and decided to try and help out.’
‘It’s over,’ said Kate. "The strike. It was on the radio yesterday afternoon.’
‘Is that so? Well this trip has been very disappointing, at least from a professional POV. No jewels, no cash, not even a small Picasso. Makes you wonder what people are spending their money on these days. Security and porno, I guess. There’s not much of a margin in that for someone like me, Kate.’ He sighed. ‘I hope things are better on the Cote d’Azure.’
‘You’re really serious about this?’
‘I’m always serious about partnership, Kate. After last night you should know that. But for another reason too. I already have a partner. There’s Al to consider.’
Kate felt herself recovering some of her poise.
‘Replacing Al, well it’s very flattering,’ she said. ‘But you know, business could sound more promising. You could try selling me the terms of our agreement. What’s in it for me? What can I do? That kind of thing.’
‘I’ve told you, that’s not my style. Besides, you know the terms. Yesterday I heard you say them yourself. For richer for poorer, for better for worse. Fifty-fifty, Kate. With all my worldly goods I thee endow. What do you say?’
‘You’re really asking me to marry you?’
Dave forked some ham into his mouth and nodded.
Kate smiled. ‘But I don’t even know you.’
‘People who don’t know each other get married every day. I know. I read it in the paper.’
She sat down opposite him, flabbergasted. Would he be half as keen to marry her if he knew she was a Fed?
‘When does your divorce come through?’ he asked.
‘Couple of months.’
‘Get married then.’
He was enjoying her predicament. He sensed that she loved him as much as he loved her. Perhaps she even wanted to marry him and but for her being a special agent working undercover, she might have agreed. At the same time he was thinking how good it had been last night. And how comfortable he felt with her now. How reluctant he would be to leave her. Time was running out, fast. In eighteen hours he and Al were going to do the job. After that he might never see her again. The truth was that he meant what he said. If keeping her had been merely a matter of marrying her, he would have done it right away. About the only card he had left to play was that he knew what she was. A Fed. But he would only play that one when the time came to leave, when she knew more or less everything, but not before.
‘You like going fast, don’t you, Van?’
‘I’m going to the Monaco Grand Prix, remember?’
‘I thought it was the financial guy who was going, not John Robie.’
‘Grand Prix is good for cat burglars. Makes a lot of noise. People don’t hear much during and after a Formula One motor race. And Monte Carlo is always Monte Carlo. There’re always a lot of stones around. It’s like Tiffany’s with a roulette wheel and a nice beach.’ Dave straightened his knife and fork and reached across the table to curl a length of Kate’s hair around in his fingers. She hadn’t had a shower yet and she still smelt great. ‘Shouldn’t be too much of a problem for a girl from the Space Coast. The kind of girl who wears Allure.’
‘How did you know I wore that?’
‘I recognize it. It’s my favorite perfume. At least it is now.’
Kate cupped his hand to her cheek and sighed wistfully. Howard didn’t know one brand of perfume from cigar smoke. It was just her luck to find a guy who had fallen in love with her at first sight when she was pretending to be someone else. A guy who knew poetry. A guy who was not a selfish lover. A guy who knew perfume. A guy who was a thief and an ex-con. It was just another of the curved balls life was wont to pitch at you. She stood up.
‘I still need some more time,’ she said, glancing automatically at her watch. ‘And I’d better be getting back. Kent gets a little funny about this kind of thing.’
Dave was hardly surprised by this information. In his experience the Feds could get funny about all kinds of things.
Chapter Eighteen
Dave was reading a book when he heard a footfall on the cockpit deck.
It was the ship’s electrical officer, Jock. No longer wearing white, he was wrapped in a thick woollen navy blue sweater and navy blue pants.