“What?”
“The blood’s congealed!”
Blood? What blood? Oh, that’s right- I was in a fight, wasn’t I? I did get beaten senseless by my peers, didn’t I? I reached up and felt my face. There was a hard, crusty substance on my lower lip all right. I ran to the bathroom mirror to look. Woo-hoo! Yes, sometime during Dad’s story the blood on my face had turned black and globular. I looked revolting. I smiled for the first time since way before the story began.
“You want me to take a photo before you wash it off?” Dad called from my room.
“Nah, there’ll be plenty more blood where that came from.”
“Too true.”
I got the corner of a towel and held it under hot water and sponged off the crusted blood. As I cleaned up my face and the water turned the black blood red and stained the white towel too, I thought about Dad’s story: the story of Terry Dean. It seemed to me I hadn’t learned as much about Uncle Terry as you’d think you would in a seventeen-hour monologue, but I had learned an awful lot about my father.
I had the uneasy feeling that maybe every word he said was true. Certainly he believed it all. There’s something disturbing about a thirty-two-year-old man putting his thirty-two-year-old soul into the mouth of a child, even if that child is himself as a boy. Was my father an eight-year-old anarchist? A nine-year-old misanthrope? Or was the boy in the story an unconscious reinvention, a man with a man’s experience of the world trying to make sense of his childhood, obliterating along the way any of the thoughts or perspectives he would really have experienced during that time? Maybe. After all, memory may be the only thing on earth we can truly manipulate to serve us, so we don’t have to look back at ourselves in the receding past and think, what an arsehole!
But Dad was not one to airbrush his memories. He liked to preserve everything in its natural state, from his hair to his past. That’s how I knew every word he said was true, and why I still feel sick when I remember the shocking revelation that came after this one, the crazy bombshell about the most important woman who was never in my life: my mother.
TWO
I was taking a forty-five-minute shower. I know I was being unforgivably inconsiderate of the environment, but I’d read in New Scientist that in a couple of billion years the expanding universe will have stretched to breaking point and will start contracting like a rubber band, time will run backward, and (therefore) the water will eventually return to the showerhead.
“Jasper! I completely forgot!” I heard Dad shouting.
“I’m in the shower!”
“I know. Do you know what the date is?”
“No.”
“Guess.”
“The second of December.”
“No. It’s the seventeenth of May! I can’t believe I forgot all about it! Hurry up!”
The seventeenth of May, my mother’s birthday. Inexplicably, Dad always bought her a present. Inexplicably, he’d make me unwrap it. I never knew whether to say thank you. Usually it was a book or chocolates, and after I opened it and said something like “Good one,” Dad would suggest we give it to her in person. That meant a trip out to the cemetery. This morning, since the significance of the date had slipped his mind, Dad ran around the house looking for something to wrap. In the end he found a bottle of whisky with two decent sips left. I stood there on edge while he wrapped it, and moments later he stood there eagerly while I unwrapped it and said, “Good one.”
My mother was buried in a Jewish cemetery, a possible nod to my grandparents. In case you don’t know, the Jewish religion wants you to put an old rock on the grave of your loved ones. I never saw any reason to quibble with oddball ancient traditions as cheap as this one, so I went outside and wondered what kind of filthy rock my dead mother might want as a token of my devotion.
When we finally got to the cemetery, we couldn’t find the grave. The maze of gray stones confused us, but in the end we found her lying where she always was, between Martha Blackman, who had breathed in and out for a tedious ninety-eight years, and Joshua Wolf, whose heart had unfairly stopped beating at the age of twelve. We stared at a slab of stone with her name on it.
Astrid.
No last name, no date of birth nor date of death- just her name all alone on the headstone, speaking volumes of silence.
I tried to imagine what life would have been like with a mother around. I couldn’t picture it. The mother I mourned was an amalgam of manufactured remembrances, photographs of silent movie actresses, and the warm, loving image of the maternal archetype. She transmogrified constantly, a vision in constant motion.
Beside me, Dad was bouncing on his toes as if waiting for a game result. He stepped forward and brushed the star-shaped autumn leaves off the headstone.
I looked at him. I looked at his feet. “Hey!” I shouted.
He turned to me, startled, and snapped, “Don’t make sudden loud noises in a cemetery, you ghoul. You want me to die of fright?”
“Your feet!” I shouted, pointing at them. He lifted up the heels to inspect for dog shit.
“You’re standing on her!”
“No, I’m not.”
He was. He was standing right on top of my mother. Any fool could see it.
“You’re fucking standing on her grave! Get off!”
Dad smiled but didn’t do anything to make his feet move. I grabbed his arm and dragged him off to the side. That only made him laugh.
“Whoa. Relax, Jasper. She’s not in there.”
“What do you mean, she’s not in there?”
“She’s not buried there.”
“What do you mean?”
“I mean there’s a coffin. Only it’s empty!”
“An empty coffin?”
“And you want to know the worst part? You still have to pay the same price as if there was actually a body inside! I guess I assumed it was done on weight, but apparently not.”
I looked at his cheerless face, aghast. He was shaking his head, mourning the loss of his money.
“WHERE THE FUCK’S MY MOTHER?”
Dad explained that she had died in Europe. He wouldn’t say much more about it. He had purchased the burial plot for my benefit, reasoning that a boy has the right to mourn his mother in the appropriate setting. Where else was he going to do it? At the movies?
Over the years, when the topic came up, Dad had told me nothing about her other than that she was dead and the dead can’t make you dinner. What I can’t believe now is how fully I’d repressed my curiosity. I suppose because he didn’t want to talk about it, Dad had convinced me that it was rude to go poking into finished lives. My mother was a topic he put on the high shelf, out of reach of questions. I had accepted this at face value, that under no circumstances did you ask about the destruction of someone who was supposed to be indestructible.
But now, suddenly, with the revelation that all along I’d been grieving over an empty hole, anger mutated into a burning curiosity. In the car on the way home from the cemetery, I told him that if I was old enough to mourn, at nine years old, I was old enough to know something about her.
“She was just this woman I saw for a little while,” Dad said.
“Just this woman? Weren’t you married?”
“Oh God, no. I’ve never even gone near an altar.”
“Well, did you, you know, love her?”
“I don’t know how to answer that question, Jasper. I really don’t know how.”
“Try.”
“No.”
Later that night, I heard the sound of hammering and went into the bathroom to see Dad putting up curtains on the bathroom mirror.