A German Requiem

'First of all, Gunther, I have to tell you that there's a Lieutenant Canfield, a real asshole Brit, down at International Headquarters who would love somebody to help him with a little problem he's got. It seems like some stonemason in the British sector got himself killed when a rock fell on his tits. Mostly everyone, including the lieutenant's boss, believes that it was probably an accident. Only the lieutenant's the keen type. He's read Sherlock Holmes and he wants to go to detective school when he leaves the army. He's got this theory that someone tampered with the dead man's books. Now I don't know if that's sufficient motive to kill a man or not, but I do remember seeing you go into Pichler's office yesterday morning after Captain Linden's funeral.' He chuckled. 'Hell, I admit it, Gunther. I was spying on you. Now what do you say to that?'

'Pichler's dead?'

'How about it you try it with a little more surprise? Don't tell me Pichler is dead! or My God, I don't believe what you are telling me! You wouldn't know what happened to him, would you, Gunther?'

I shrugged. 'Maybe the business was getting on top of him.'

Shields laughed at that one. He laughed like he had once taken a few classes in laughing, showing all his teeth, which were mostly bad, in a blue boxing-glove of a jaw that was wider than the top of his dark and balding head. He seemed loud, like most Americans, and then some. He was a big, brawny man with shoulders like a rhinoceros, and wore a suit of light-brown flannel with lapels that were as broad and sharp as two Swiss halberds. His tie deserved to hang over a сafé terrace, and his shoes were heavy brown Oxfords. Americans seemed to have an attraction for stout shoes in the same way that Ivans loved wristwatches: the only difference was that they generally bought them in shops.

'Frankly, I don't give a damn for that lieutenant's problems,' he said. 'It's shit in the British backyard, not mine. So let them sweep it up. No, I'm merely explaining your need to cooperate with me. You may have nothing at all to do with Pichler's death, but I'm sure that you don't want to waste a day explaining that to Lieutenant Canfield. So you help me and I'll help you: I'll forget I ever saw you go into Pichler's shop. Do you understand what I'm saying to you?'

'There's nothing wrong with your German,' I said. All the same it struck me with what venom he attacked the accent, tackling the consonants with a theatrical degree of precision, almost as if he regarded the language as one which needed to be spoken cruelly. 'I don't suppose it would matter if I said that I know absolutely nothing about what happened to Herr Pichler?'

Shields shrugged apologetically. 'As I said, it's a British problem, not mine.

Maybe you are innocent. But like I say, it sure would be a pain in the ass explaining it to those British. I swear they think every one of you krauts is a goddam Nazi.'

I threw up my hands in defeat. 'So how can I help you?'

'Well, naturally, when I heard that before coming to Captain Linden's party you visited his murderer in prison, my inquiring nature could not be constrained.'

His tone grew sharper. 'Come on, Gunther. I want to know what the hell is going on between you and Becker.'

'I take it you know Becker's side of the story.'

'Like it was engraved on my cigarette-case.'

'Well, Becker believes it. He's paying me to investigate it. And, he hopes, to prove it.'

'You're investigating it, you say. So what does that make you?'

'A private investigator.'

'A shamus? Well, well.' He leaned forwards on his chair, and taking hold of the edge of my jacket, felt the material with his finger and thumb. It was fortunate that there were no razor blades sewn on that particular number. 'No, I can't buy that. You're not half greasy enough.'

'Greasy or not, it's true.' I took out my wallet and showed him my ID. And then my old warrant disc. 'Before the war I was with the Berlin Criminal Police. I'm sure I don't have to tell you that Becker was too. That's how I know him.' I took out my cigarettes. 'Mind if I smoke?'

'Smoke, but don't let it stop your lips moving.'

'Well, after the war I didn't want to go back to the police. The force was full of Communists.' I was throwing him a line with that one. There wasn't one American I had met who seemed to like Communism. 'So I set up in business on my own. Actually, I had a period out of the force during the mid-thirties, and did a bit of private work then. So I'm not exactly new at this game. With so many displaced persons since the war, most people can use an honest bull. Believe me, thanks to the Ivans they're few and far between in Berlin.'

'Yeah, well it's the same here. Because the Soviets got here first they put all their own people in the top police jobs. Things are so bad that the Austrian government had to look to the chief of the Vienna Fire Service when they were trying to find a straight man to become the new vice-president of police.' He shook his head. 'You're one of Becker's old colleagues. How about that? What kind of cop was he, for Christ's sake?'

'The crooked kind.'

'No wonder this country's in such a mess. I suppose you were SS as well then?'

'Briefly. When I found out what was going on I asked for a transfer to the front. People did, you know.'

'Not enough of them. Your friend didn't, for one.'

'He's not exactly a friend.'

'So why did you take the case?'

'I needed the money. And I needed to get away from my wife for a while.'

'Do you mind telling me why?'

I paused, realizing that it was the first time I had talked about it. 'She's been seeing someone else. One of your brother officers. I thought that if I wasn't around for a while she might decide what was more important: her marriage or this schStzi of hers.'

Shields nodded and then made a sympathetic-sounding grunt.

'Naturally all your papers are in order?'

'Naturally.' I handed them over and watched him examine my identity card and my pink pass.

'Just a few dishonest ones.'

'Dishonest Russkies?'

'What other kind is there? Sure I had to grease some people, but the papers are genuine.'

Shields handed them back. 'Do you have your Fragebogen with you?'

I fished my denazification certificate out of my wallet and handed it over. He only glanced at it, having no desire to read through the 133 questions and answers it recorded. 'An exonerated person, eh? How come you weren't classed as an offender? All SS were automatically arrested.'

I saw out the end of the war in the army. On the Russian front. And, like I said, I got a transfer out of the SS.'

Shields grunted and handed back the Fragebogen. 'I don't like SS,' he growled.

'That makes two of us.'

Shields examined the big fraternity ring which gracelessly adorned one of his well-tufted fingers. He said: 'We checked Becker's story, you know. There was nothing in it.'

'I don't agree.'

'And what makes you think that?'

'Do you think he'd be willing to pay me $5,000 to dig around if his story were just hot air?'

'Five thousand?' Shields let out a whistle.

'Worth it if your head's in a noose.'

'Sure. Well, maybe you can prove that the guy was somewhere else when we actually caught him. Maybe you can find something that'll persuade the judge that his friends didn't shoot at us. Or that he wasn't carrying the gun that shot Linden. You got any bright ideas yet, shamus? Like maybe the one that took you to see Pichler?'

'It was a name that Becker remembered as having been mentioned by someone at Reklaue & Werbe Zentrale.'

'By who?'

'Dr Max Abs?'

Shields nodded, recognizing the name.

'I'd say it was him who killed Pichler. Probably he went to see him not long after I did and found out that someone claiming to be a friend of his had been asking questions. Maybe Pichler told him that he'd said I should come back the following day. So before I did Abs killed him and took away the paperwork with his name and address on. Or so he thought. He forgot something which led me to his address. Only by the time I got there he'd cleared out. According to his landlady he's halfway to Munich by now. You know, Shields, it might not be a bad idea if you were to have someone meet him off that train.'