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Halloween is going to be jealous.

Copyright © 2011 by Pill Hill Press

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All stories contained in this volume have been published with permission from the authors.

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ISBN: 978-1-61706-157-8

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Cover art by Greg Smallwood

First Printing November 2011

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Table of Contents

Consensual by Jack Ketchum writing as Jerzy Livingston

Securedate.com by Boyd E. Harris

Face by Patrick Shand

Pinch by Shane McKenzie

Ghunt by Lee Thomas

Joyeux Pâques by Emma Ennis

The Greatest Sin by Kevin Wallis

The Greenhouse Garden of Suicides by Kirk Jones

I *Heart* Recycling by Lesley Conner

Taco Meat by John McNee

Remember What I Said About Living Out in the Country? by A.J. Brown

Every Day a Holiday by Steve Lowe

Seeing Red by Chris Lewis Carter

Southern Fried Cruelty by Matt Kurtz

By Bizarre Hands by Joe R. Lansdale

Family Man by John Bruni

We Run Races With Goblin Troopers by Lee Thompson

Pascal’s Wager by Wrath James White

A Special Surprise at Thanksgiving Dinner by Elle Richfield

Waiting for Santa by Bentley Little

Hung With Care by Ty Schwamberger

Sunshine Beamed by Marie Green

Dia de los Inocentes by Elias Siqueiros

Three, Two, One by Nate Southard

Author Biographies

CONSENSUAL

by Jack Ketchum

writing as Jerzy Livingston

We rolled away from one another. We were exhausted, both of us, but for different reasons. Her reason was that her coming had been a hell of a long time coming. So long in fact that I was practically ready to go again. They say the tongue is the strongest muscle in the body per square inch and I didn’t know about that but mine felt like it had been bench-pressing hundred-pound weights.

A hundred repetitions.

“You want a beer, Stroup?” she said.

Her fingernails were drawing tight little circles around my navel. I was old enough to be her father. It didn’t matter. If she kept that up I’d be ready again any minute but my tongue still needed a rest.

“A beer would be nice, Carol.”

She reached across my chest for the royal blue kimono I only knew was royal blue because now and then I’d seen it in the light. She kept the bedroom as dark as the inside of a cave and at the moment it smelled about as rank. Summertime sex in the city. I heard the rustle of silk and her perfume wafted toward me like a sudden field of clover.

“Be right back,” she said.

The bedroom door opened and she stepped out into the dimly lit hallway and I could see a little. The kimono fluttered across her thighs like a big grateful butterfly riding along for the nectar.

It had been three weeks now I’d been fucking Carol and I’d yet to see her wholly naked. Her habit was to turn off the lights before we started and close the bedroom door behind her like this was a quickie and she was expecting company any minute, even though it wasn’t a quickie and she lived alone. The blinds were always drawn. She never seemed to want to fuck in daytime so the most I could tell from what little ambient light the city streets provided was that she wasn’t deformed, had a nice little mole on her left front hip and was of a generally uniform color.

I asked her once what was with the Stygian Darkness bit.

We couldn’t light a candle maybe?

We’d both quit smoking. So glowing embers were out.

She laughed. “I dunno, Stroup. I think it’s sort of sexy. A little spooky. Like I can’t tell what you’re going to do next, where you’re going to touch me. A little dangerous. It’s like I’m doing it with…well, a kind of succubus, you know?”

“Incubus. Succubus would be you.”

“Right. You don’t mind, do you?”

“To quote our president, ‘Security is the essential roadblock to achieving a road map to peace.’”

“Huh?”

“Look it up. Washington, D.C., July 25th, 2003.”

“I don’t understand.”

“Whatever makes you feel secure or insecure, Carol, whichever you want it’s fine with me. Even if they’re as confused as that dickless fuck. The exceptions being golden showers, vomiting on purpose and coprolagnia.”

“Coprolagnia?”

“Playing with shit.”

“Eeeeew.”

“I thought you’d feel that way.”

I’d never questioned her about it since. Though sometimes I wanted to. Taste, touch and scent are perfectly good senses but sometimes you want a little presentation as well. The parsley sprig on the dinnerplate.

She slid into the room through the crack in the doorway with two cold Becks sweating in the bottle and we savored them. We’d met over Becks at the All State Cafe.

She asked me if I had to work tomorrow. I told her I didn’t—the goddamn copy was in. Drill bits. I was writing about drill bits. The book was a flop everywhere but at the remainder tables so I was back to copy again. My next assignment? Crest Whitestrips. Don’t be annoyed if you can’t quite see the connection.

“You?”

“No. I switched shifts with Janet.”

That was a relief. I didn’t need the guilt. It was two in the morning already. Carol was a nurse’s aide on the geriatric ward over at St. Luke’s and even though she was twenty-five years younger than me, still a just kid as far as I was concerned, even on a good day with plenty of sleep she was dead on her feet half the time when it was over.

“That mean we can go again?”

She smiled and finished her beer. “Mmmmm,” she said. “Sure does.”

She set the beer down and got up and closed the door.

Closing the door. That was how I knew she was serious.

The dark descended and she descended spread-legged across my thighs a few seconds later. She was naked. No kimono. Her body was cool to the touch and then it wasn’t.

We made the usual noises.

“You know what we never do, Stroup?” she said.

She was riding me high, posting like a rider in an equestrian event and I was below her, pumping away. I wasn’t really used to questions at this juncture.

“Uh, what?”

“We don’t talk about what we like. About what really gets us off.”

“I thought we were getting off pretty good, Carol.”

“We are.”

For emphasis she hit the saddle, twice. Hit it hard. Think a pair of body blows from Sonny Liston.

The saddle said “OH!” and “OH!” The saddle was way too old for this shit.