Widow Case went to the kitchen and Preacher Judd smiled at Cinderella. “You know tonight’s Halloween, Cindy?”
Cinderella pulled up her dress, picked a stray ant off her knee and ate it.
“Halloween is my favorite time of the year,” he continued. “That may be strange for a preacher to say, considering it’s a devil thing, but I’ve always loved it. It just does something to my blood. It’s like a tonic for me, you know?”
She didn’t know. Cinderella went over to the tv and turned it on.
Preacher Judd got up, turned it off. “Let’s don’t run the SYLVANIA right now, baby child,” he said. “Let’s you and me talk about God.”
Cinderella squatted down in front of the set, not seeming to notice it had been cut off. She watched the dark screen like the White Rabbit considering a plunge down the rabbit hole.
Glancing out the window, Preacher Judd saw that the sun looked like a dropped cherry snow cone melting into the clay road that led out to Highway 80, and already the tumble bug of night was rolling in blue-black and heavy. A feeling of frustration went over him, because he knew he was losing time and he knew what he had to do.
Opening his Bible, he read a verse and Cinderella didn’t so much as look up until he finished and said a prayer and ended it with “Amen.”
“Uhman,” she said suddenly.
Preacher Judd jumped with surprise, slammed the Bible shut and dunked it in his pocket. “Well, well now,” he said with delight, “that does it. She’s got some Bible training.”
Widow Case came in with the tray of fixings. “What’s that?”
“She said some of a prayer,” Preacher Judd said. “That cinches it. God don’t expect much from retards, and that ought to do for keeping her from burning in hell.” He practically skipped over to the woman and her tray, stuck two fingers in a glass of tea, whirled and sprinkled the drops on Cinderella’s head. Cinderella held out a hand as if checking for rain.
Preacher Judd bellowed out. “I pronounce you baptized. In the name of God, The Son, and The Holy Ghost. Amen.”
“Well, I’ll swan,” the widow said. “That there tea works for baptizing?” She sat the tray on the coffee table.
“It ain’t the tea water, it’s what’s said and who says it that makes it take… Consider that gal legal baptized… Now, she ought to have some fun too, don’t you think? Not having a full head of brains don’t mean she shouldn’t have some fun.”
“She likes what she does with them ants,”
Widow Case said. “I know, but I’m talking about something special. It’s Halloween. Time for young folks to have fun, even if they are retards. In fact, retards like it better than anyone else. They love this stuff… A thing my sister enjoyed was dressing up like a ghost.”
“Ghost?” Widow Case was seated on the couch, making the sandwiches. She had a big butcher knife and she was using it to spread mustard on bread and cut ham slices.
“We took this old sheet, you see, cut some mouth and eye holes in it, then we wore them and went trick-or-treating.”
“I don’t know that I’ve got an old sheet. And there ain’t a house close enough for trick-or-treatin’ at.”
“I could take her around in my car. That would be fun, I think. I’d like to see her have fun, wouldn’t you? She’d be real scary too under that sheet, big as she is and liking to run stooped down with her knuckles dragging.”
To make his point, he bent forward, humped his back, let his hands dangle and made a face he thought was in imitation of Cinderella.
“She would be scary, I admit that,” Widow Case said. “Though that sheet over her head would take some away from it. Sometimes she scares me when I don’t got my mind on her, you know? Like if I’m napping in there on the bed, and I sorta open my eyes, and there she is, looking at me like she looks at them ants. I declare, she looks like she’d like to take a stick and whirl it around on me.”
“You need a sheet, a white one, for a ghost-suit.”
“Now maybe it would be nice for Cindereller to go out and have some fun.” She finished making the sandwiches and stood up. “I’ll see what I can find.”
“Good, good,” Preacher Judd said rubbing his hands together. “You can let me make the outfit. I’m real good at it.”
While Widow Case went to look for a sheet, Preacher Judd cite one of the sandwiches, took one and handed it down to Cinderella. Cinderella promptly took the bread off of it, ate the meat, and laid the mustard sides down on her knees.
When the meat was chewed, she took to the mustard bread, cramming it into her mouth and smacking her lips loudly.
“Is that good, sugar?” Preacher Judd asked.
Cinderella smiled some mustard bread at him and he couldn’t help but think the mustard looked a lot like baby shit, and he had to turn his head away.
“This do?” Widow Case said, coming into the room with a slightly yellowed sheet and a pair of scissors.
“That’s the thing,” Preacher Judd said, taking a swig from his ice tea. He set the tea down and called to Cinderella.
“Come on, sugar, let’s you and me go in the bedroom there and get you fixed up and surprise your mama.”
It took a bit of coaxing, but he finally got her up and took her into the bedroom with the sheet and scissors. He half-closed the bedroom door and called out to the widow. “You’re going to like this.”
After a moment, Widow Case heard the scissors snipping away and Cinderella grunting like a hog to trough. When the scissors sound stopped, she heard Preacher Judd talking in a low voice, trying to coach Cinderella on something, but as she wanted it to be a surprise, she quit trying to hear. She went over to the couch and fiddled with a sandwich, but she didn’t eat it. As soon as she’d gotten out of eyesight of Preacher Judd, she’d upended the last of his root beer and it was as bad as he said. It sort of made her stomach sick and didn’t encourage her to add any food to it.
Suddenly the bedroom door was knocked back, and Cinderella, having a big time of it, charged into the room with her arms held out in front of her yelling, “Woooo, woooo, goats.”
Widow Case let out a laugh. Cinderella ran around the room yelling, “Woooo, woooo, goats,” until she tripped over the coffee table and sent the sandwich makings and herself flying.
Preacher Judd, who’d followed her in after a second, went over and helped her up. The Widow Case, who had curled up on the couch in natural defense against the flying food and retarded girl, now uncurled when she saw something dangling on Preacher Judd’s arm. She knew what it was, but she asked anyway. “What’s that?”
“One of your piller cases. For a trick-or-treat sack.” “Oh,” Widow Case said stiffly, and she went to straightening up the coffee table and picking the ham and makings off the floor.
Preacher Judd saw that the sun was no longer visible. He walked over to a window and looked out. The tumble bug of night was even more blue-black now and the moon was out, big as a dinner plate, and looking like it had gravy stains on it.
“I think we’ve got to go now,” he said. “We’ll be back in a few hours, just long enough to run the houses around here.”
“Whoa, whoa,” Widow Case said. “Trick-or-treatin’ I can go for, but I can’t let my daughter go off with no strange man.”
“I ain’t strange. I’m a preacher.” “You strike me as an all right fella that wants to do things right, but I still can’t let you take my daughter off without me going. People would talk.”
Preacher Judd started to sweat. “I’ll pay you some money to let me take her on.”
Widow Case stared at him. She had moved up close now and he could smell root beer on her breath. Right then he knew what she’d done and he didn’t like it any. It wasn’t that he’d wanted it, but somehow it seemed dishonest to him that she swigged it without asking him. He thought she was going to pour it out. He started to say as much when she spoke up.