They gathered their few belongings and began walking down the lane, looking for a bridge to a fortress. The darkness was absolute, as there was no street lighting, no Hello! lamps on Everything’s-Okay poles anywhere.
Do you have your personal beta-version collapsible beacon?
You mean, the hat I designed based on Baconian optics?
You designed that?
Of course!
Yes, I mean that collapsible beacon.
Gone, Sally said. Maybe I left it at the hostellery.
Leonard smiled: it wasn’t only he who had left things behind.
That’s alright, he said. He would have taken her hand had the road been wide enough.
Look! he said, and pointed — at more stars than either had ever seen in a sky.
Nice, Sally said, without enthusiasm.
There’s the Neetsa Pizza logo. See? The triangle with the pepperoni? Next to the Heraclitan flame?
Sally nodded.
Ironic, considering how the Heraclitans hate us — Oh! he said, lifting his nose into the air. Can you smell that?
I smell compost — and in fact, they’d passed a vacant lot teeming with mounds of it.
No, it’s something else.
What? Sally asked.
Smell with your left nostril. It’s the river, it has to be! Over there!
They turned a corner onto a larger road and there it was! Leonard had to restrain himself from running to the bridge, which they could see dimly a half a verst ahead.
The Franks were right, because as Leonard and Sally approached the bridge they could see not just the fortress but, across the river and to the left, a magnificent basilica, lit bright — by the torches of a thousand pilgrims.
The river
They were no longer alone: Romans and pilgrims streamed by, converging in groups of two, three, or more from various roads and lanes. Some were ill and barely balanced themselves on wooden crutches, which got caught between the cobbles; others were pulled along in wheelbarrows. A few sang fervently but with little regard to Pythagorean tuning, their eyes fixed on the basilica. A Swedish woman with white hair fell to her knees and cried out to Saint Eric.
I’ve never seen a river before, have you? Leonard asked.
Sally shook her head.
Do you want to look?
Not particularly, Sally said.
Please?
They stepped away from the road and walked about ten cubits to the riverbank. To the right, they could see the white stone bridge with its five great arches. To the left another twenty cubits, strange floating structures, the purpose of which Leonard could not discern.
It’s awfully muddy down here, Sally said.
Leonard nodded, straining now to see what might have been an island connected to the banks by bridges on either side.
I wonder where they find the fish, he said, as he saw no fish catchers.
When Sally didn’t reply, Leonard said, It’s interesting here, don’t you think? Don’t you find yourself wondering about this place, its Custom and Commerce, for example? How do the people earn their lucre? What do they eat?
We know what they eat and it’s disgusting — and no, I’m not interested to know more. I want to find Felix and get out of here.
Leonard suddenly felt very, very tired.
Don’t worry, Sally said. He’ll be fine. You trust Isaac, right? He won’t let anything happen to him.
No, Leonard said, stepping out of the way of a man and donkey pulling a creaking wooden cart, its bed filled with sloping sacks of something heavy. They made their way back to the bridge, walking around the four nuns who toddled arm in arm and a blind man who was led by a clubfooted boy. Small groups of pilgrims continued to enter the bridge from every direction, separated by nationality; collectively they surged toward the basilica — funereal Hungarians, Egyptians singing in a low tone. Like a disorganized version of one of the Leader’s Birthday Happiness processionals: every group represented, united by hope and joy. All along the bridge, Romans hawked beaded wristlets, tin pilgrims’ badges, and disturbing miniature crutches, shackles, and limbs. Instinctively, Leonard and Sally attached themselves to the largest group — ten Portuguese wearing brown pilgrims’ gear that more or less resembled theirs — and followed them across the river, where they had their choice of streets to the basilica and chose the busiest.
This must be the Business District, Sally whispered, for indeed, the buildings lining the road were crammed with workshops, stands, and booths, some sheltered by vaulted brick arcades, some jutting into and obstructing the road. They sold many wonders; some even sold lucre — but for what purpose? What manner of strange place this was! In addition to the badges and miniature shackles they’d seen earlier, they now saw books for sale, and straw, and tiny vials of oil — too small for ritual wedding-night anointing (at which thought Leonard blushed) — as well as the more familiar fruit, vegetables, spices, and fish.
Should we talk with the fisherpeople? Sally asked, looking back over her shoulder at a smiling seller of eel.
I think we should wait till morning, Leonard said — and they arrived at a small irregular square, behind which was the basilica, the largest building Leonard had ever seen, larger even than the University Library, though really it seemed a random agglomeration of connected buildings, towers, and outbuildings. Leonard couldn’t help but approve of the five flights of seven stairs at the end of the square leading to the main building, five being the quintessence, Pythagoras’s marriage number, the indivisible combination of masculine three and feminine two, seven being the virgin prime number, indivisible, with no product within the decad.
As they crossed the square toward the stairs, old men pulled at Leonard’s tunic, offering to set broken bones or extract teeth or mend torn-up shoes. Others hawked miniature body parts, blocking their way and pushing wax noses and wooden elbows into their faces. One happy Frisian nearly knocked Sally to the ground after purchasing a model of an ox. Unwashed people, many of them infirm, threw themselves immoderately at their feet, seeming to want coins in exchange for no service whatsoever. Young men swarmed about them, each claiming to be an official guide. Trade jewelry? Trade coins? I get you maximum indulgence! What you speak? German? Frank? Castilian?
Sally and Leonard moved quickly up the steps and elbowed their way through a three-arched structure into a rectangular courtyard surrounded by arcades — it had to be almost a third of a furlong in each direction. Around the sides of the courtyard, ten paintings of large, serene-looking people — the heads of Rome’s fast-food joints, perhaps, though Leonard hadn’t seen anything like a restaurant yet, apart from Bobolo’s hostellery. Through the throng, Leonard could discern — which is to say, he could hear and, eventually, see — two fountains of exquisite beauty. Fantastic birds and sea creatures spouted water into the first from a bronze dome, held aloft by eight red columns (eight, no doubt, because every odd number after one yields a multiple of 8+1 when squared). The second fountain featured a marble bath adorned with lambs, and mysterious symbols ingeniously fashioned out of broken bits of colored stone. Leonard had seen nothing like them, and wished to push away, or at least reprimand, the insolent unwashed who used them to bathe their hands and feet.
Across the courtyard, past the second fountain, was the basilica itself, finally. Hundreds of pilgrims streamed in and out of its five doors, each entryway apparently reserved for some subset of visitor, though there were no pictographs to guide them. Leonard and Sally had nearly walked through a door reserved for Romans, before being pushed away by an angry old man, then one reserved for pilgrims accompanied by their guides. When they finally crammed their way through the correct door, the middle door, which seemed to be made entirely of silver, they felt they had escaped something.