Finegan walks into the master bedroom but lingers in the doorway, as
though not wanting to invade the sanctity of the marital bedroom. He
notices a photo of the couple on their wedding day, and removes the
photo from the frame, handing this to Joey.
Here. Will come in handy. Tell folks what they
look like.
Joey is looking solemn. He takes the photo and stuffs it into his
jacket pocket. Finegan brightens and turns, nodding in the direction of
the kitchen.
Lets see what else we can find that’ll be
useful.
Finegan puts a hand on Joey’s head, then pats Joey’s shoulder a few
times.
Anything special you’d like to take along?
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Finegan and Joey are returning to the houseboat with their arms full of
loot. They are wading in water that is waist-deep for Joey. Finegan
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has several pots and pans and a coffeepot as well as his precious booze
pail. He has tied all this together with a curtain cord, and slung the
lot over his shoulder so he has a free arm to help Joey.
Joey has a packet of clothing, tied like a Christmas package by another
curtain cord. The packet includes his clothing - a change and clothing
appropriate for various seasons - and a toy airplane, remote
controlled, which is sticking out from the clothes. Joey has all this
balanced on top of his head. He has changed into his swimming trunks,
being practical, though is still wearing his jacket.
Finegan heaves his booty onto the floor of the houseboat and helps Joey
do the same with his parcel, giving Joey a hand up. Finegan wades back
to unhook the grappling hooks tangled in the shrubbery where he has
anchored the houseboat.
Joey is standing shock still, staring at his seated grandpa. By now the
corpse is almost covered with flies and various insects that are trying
to find their way through the sheet that is covering the corpse like a
mummy. Joey has become resigned. He turns to look over his shoulder
toward Finegan, who is wading back with the grappling hooks held high.
What was that about burial at sea?
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The next morning Joey is standing over Finegan, who is passed out drunk
on the deck of the houseboat. The ice pail and empty bottles are strewn
about near him. Finegan is snoring loudly, sprawled on his back with
both arms splayed out.
Joey picks up the empty bottles and tosses them into the water, a
disgusted look on his face, but Barney hobbles up to lick Finegan on
the face. Giving up on Finegan, Joey walks off to the other side of the
houseboat and grabs the net, Barney at his heels.
Common Barney, lets go fish.
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Joey is sorting through his catch, a conglomeration of small fish,
crabs, twigs from trees, and the occasional coke bottle. He is tossing
what he does not want back into the drink, and putting the flapping
fish and snapping crabs into a box. Barney has his nose into the box,
curious and explorative and perhaps a little hungry, but pulls back
quickly when a fish flaps or a crab snaps.
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Finegan shuffles to the front of the boat, holding onto supports as he
goes, not too certain of his balance. He is shielding his eyes from the
sunlight, although all days are gloomy and uniformly gray lately.
Finegan is clearly hung over.
I suppose you two want breakfast.
Then, gulping a bit in trying to overcome the urge to upchuck, hand to
mouth, he reconsiders.
Listen, I’ll tell you what to do. You cook.
Joey is lifting a pot of boiling water off an outdoor grill and placing
it to the side on a folded cloth used as a hotpad. The portable outdoor
grill has coals lit but is on the outer edge of the houseboat, where
any chance of fire can be contained by pushing the lot over the edge. A
bucket of cold water is nearby, as insurance. The houseboat is loaded
with flammable material, and Finegan is no fool.
Joey loads the grill with fish fillets and pokes a couple potatoes
wrapped in aluminum foil into the coals, to bake. Barney is watching
the cookout eagerly, sitting on his haunches, tongue out, panting and
drooling, eyes watching every move Joey makes.
Finegan has a pot of freshly brewed coffee on the deck beside him. He
is holding a steaming mug of coffee in both hands, hunched over the mug
and looking out over the water directly in front of him. He groans, and
pushes himself up on one side, with one hand on one knee, the other
hand still holding the mug. Finegan holds his breath for a minute, then
winces. Hangovers can be a bitch.
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Chapter 3: Good Hard Cash
Water is splashing at the sides of the houseboat. Finegan and Joey are
securing some gear as the wind has picked up. As Finegan heaves the
fishing net up over the line reserved for drying the net, he catches
sight of a pair of men in a rowboat.
The rowboat is in the distance. One of the pair is standing and looking
down into the water. The other, a diver, pops up, gasping for breath
and holding onto the edge of the rowboat for a minute, then diving
again. Finegan mutters under his breath.
Hello, what’s this?
Finegan’s curiosity finally gets the better of him. He waves his arms
and shouts at the pair.
Hello, need some help?
The man standing in the boat glances up briefly and gives a weak wave
back but is fixated on the spot where the diver disappeared.
Seeing he is being ignored, Finegan unties the houseboat from the tree
where it has been moored, and maneuvers the houseboat closer to the
rowboat. Letting the houseboat drift, he leaves his seat at the paddle
wheel and comes forward to engage the pair in the rowboat.
What’s the problem?
The man in the boat only glances up briefly, then back at the spot
where the diver comes up for air periodically.
There’s an outboard down there, and gasoline.
Finegan points to the sky.
You’ve got something better right at hand!
Finegan disappears into the house, emerging with a tattered book on
sailing. He is flipping pages, then holds the book up in the air,
opened by his splayed fingers, pointing the illustrations at the pair
in the rowboat. The diver has come up for air again and is clinging to
the side of the rowboat.
Finegan explains,
You could rig a sail! There’s always a breeze
out here. Look, I can help you. I’ve got the
supplies right here.
has billowed out in the evening breeze, and the rowboat is picking up