And he wasn't going to be the one to mention it, either!
He looked across to the galliot. She, too, had gotten modern guns- 6-pounders-down her sides, in lieu of those ancient falconets she'd once sported. Too damn many guns again. He grimaced, and wished the worst sort of luck in their next blow. Perhaps the galliot might survive, but the schooner surely was now too top-heavy, with too much gun-weight above her center of gravity. On a severe angle of heel she'd ship tons of water cross her weather decks, right through the gaping embrasures.
Nowhere near as beamy as she needs t'be, he speculated. Did they not get sail reduced quick, she'd be on her beam-ends, rolled through a complete circle and rip the "sticks" right out of her.
"Kapitan Petracic inwites us below, sir. For brandy," Kolodzcy interrupted his musings. "Plum brandy." He shivered.
"Tell him I'd be delighted," Lewrie lied like a pleasant rug.
It was a different story once they were below, after their first fiery slugs of that gin-clear evil. Petracic lost his "hail fellow well met" face, sat down behind the schooners former master's desk and gave vent to a low, rumbling plaint. He was back to long-suffering nobility.
"He gomblains, sir," Kolodzcy abbreviated.
"I'm sure he does," Lewrie noted, deadpan, "complain."
"Zo few liddle ships, zo few ceptures… nod wort' takink. One rich wessel only, unt his men are dis-sadisvied."
"But I see by his ships, sir, that he's made the most of those he's taken so far," Lewrie pointed out. "He has a great amount of artillery, shot, powder… I see most of his crew 'board this schooner've armed themselves with good French St. Etienne Arsenal muskets, with all the accoutrements… good cutlasses, too. Infantry hangers and small-swords, a brace o' modern pistols each." He paused to let Kolodzcy do the translation, watching Petracic cock his handsome face over in leery disappointment. "He's obviously taken a fair amount of money, too, in gold or silver specie. They don't leave Dalmatian ports totally broke. There's food, sailcloth, spare spars and rope, bosuns-stores… European clothing, shoes. And wine, sir? My word, sir… so much he did not have just two weeks ago, remind him."
And trousers, Lewrie thought, hiding his smirk; many of his seamen-even Petracic-had plundered those bundles of Trousers, Used/Mended. Damme, that a darn'r two I saw on yer bum, sir?
Lewrie waited out another translation, then Petracic s replies, and Kolodzcy's rendering into English, watching his features as he was forced to listen. Petracic was trying to be patient, but there was a bit too much nodding in agreement, his mouth set too grimly, for real patience. He was waiting for a chance to slip out his "buts"! Which came as soon as Kolodzcy took time to draw breath.
"He dells his men, sir," Kolodzcy said, "dhat 'Rome vas nod made in a day'… dhat die time ist gomink, but… ve lure him sout', ve make grade promises ohf plunder, force him to take grade risks zo near de Us-cocchi, de Serb-murderink Croatian scum, he says, before he ist strong enough to beat dhem. He accuses… dhat ve know area ist frightened unt svept clean. Dhat ist vhy ve send him to dhis goast. Bud… British covet gold unt rich gargoes ohf France, too. He accuses dhat our ships heff de gute areas, unt leaf him crumbs."
"Ask him, sir… does he wish to sail down to the straits and lie in wait off the Isles of Levant for first crack at incoming ships? If he's so impatient to get rich, that's where he should go, can he not plunder enough for his satisfaction here. We'd be quite happy to swap."
Kolodzcy paled. "I vill temper your vords, Kommandeur Lewrie. Zo he ist nod feelink his courage or his abilidy challenched. He ist vahry… uhm, toochy? Touchy? Ja, worse dhan usual, I think."
Come to think of it, Lewrie mused as he waited for Kolodzcy to translate cautiously, where are all the big ships? First off, back in the early days, we were chasing down full-rigged ships. Now it's poor coasters!
He thought that the squadron might have driven off or frightened off some of the trade, once rumours got back to French Mediterranean seaports-and the big-ship owners, with more to lose, lost their nerves.
Grain convoys, too. The last three years since the war had begun the French had suffered poor harvests, or internal revolutions in grain-growing areas. It might be the right time of year to sail to the Barbary States or America and load up, if the Directory didn't wish famine-induced revolutions to continue. The largest merchantmen might be tied up for that, he thought, leaving the smallest ships for the timber trade. Though it didn't make much sense to him to transport heavy, bulky oak or pine baulks and masts in penny-packets. It was inefficient.
Unless…
Unless some large merchantmen in the Mediterranean were being held back for use as troop transports. For an invasion of Corsica? Or for a massive reenforcement of Bonaparte's troops, byway of both east and west coasts of Italy? That might explain the sudden lack of good pickings in the Adriatic, too.
Or perhaps the squadron had come too late, like Rodgers had groused, to make much of a dent in the trade, and the French shipyards had enough oak for everything they'd started, a full year's supply beyond that. And autumn and its gales were coming. Perhaps their fleet was large enough to suit even their timidity, and they must cross swords with Admiral Jervis before winter penned everyone in port.
Or they know something we don't he thought; those vague rumours of Spanish ships of the line moving from Vigo, Ferrol and Cadiz past Gibraltar. Should the Spanish throw in with the French, there'd be no more urgency to obtaining oak or building their own… oh, but surely not!
But, he countered his own argument, should the Frogs get to sea, they'd need sailors. And where best to get sailors but from one's own merchant marine? Large ships would be unable to hire sailors in proper numbers, but the smallest ships could still be worked by fewer hands.
"Sir?" Kolodzcy coughed politely, rousing him from his thoughts.
"Aye, sorry."
"De Field of Black Birds… ve are beck to dhat. He says he ist nod pi-rade by choice," Kolodzcy told him. "Ist only vay to strike de butchers ohf his folk, unt pud heart in de Serb peoble. Id ist a holy think he does, to speed de day ohf revenge unt freedom. Unt make a new Serb Empire… regain vhat de Durks, de Croats, de Muslims, Bulgars unt… 'Ungarians, take from dhem. To lifd de yoke ohf obbression, he insisds."
Kolodzcy paused as Petracic put out a hand and began to orate to them. He rose to his feet to pace the low-ceilinged cabin, gesticulate wide, though his voice was low, gruff and almost ruggedly sing-song. A faint melody to it? Lewrie puzzled. Like another of those folk-poems… or a litany? Aye, he'd been a parson, a priest, first! He was crooning what sounded like an Eastern Orthodox liturgy! A Serbian Orthodox…
"De time ist gomink, he says," Kolodzcy went on. "Vord hess spread, many brave fighters heff been roust. De Durks heff grown too veak, unt de Croats are avay, fightink for Austria. Dhis war is de godsend. He says he gannot resd until he hess struck a blow, von a grade wictory… a sign ohf de beginnink ohf de end to zenturies ohf torture, murder unt slavery, to all true Serbs. Takink French wessels ist gute, for id brings gold unt arms. Men flock to him for weapons… leadership… now a Serb… navy!… hess been born. Bud, id ist nod enough. Dhat ist earthly kingdom ohf Mammon. He musd raise a Serbian army, unt dhat vill require a grade wictory… vhich vill be de sign! More muskets, cannon… gold unt silver to recruit unt pay a new army. Foreign egsberts in artillery, drill, siegevork…"