"Is that why you took fifteen minutes to get over here, Max? I thought maybe you were just casing the place for a quick robbery."
"Didn't think you'd noticed."
"I might be old and off the job, Max. But I haven't gone blind yet. I think I even saw you get a snootfull of Annette's perfume over there," he said without turning. "To be honest, it's why I sit way the hell over on this side."
No, I thought. You've still got your cop instincts, O'Shea. You're over here because you always sit with your back to the wall and your eyes on the front door to see who walks into the place.
"So, how the hell you been? It must be, what, a dozen years?"
"Might have been that night they had us all on that fire at Methodist Hospital when they had us doin' the evacuation," he said.
The memory was vague in my head, a winter night, people in wheelchairs, firemen with crusts of ice on their jackets.
"I think I remember you hauling some old bird down the stairwell and he was already yakking in your ear about suing somebody."
"Yeah, and you were probably escorting the nurses, O'Shea. Always the ladies' man."
For the first time, he snapped his eyes on mine, just for an instant, trying to find something there.
"So, you on vacation, or what?" I said, looking away.
"Yeah, sure, Max. This is part of a special Disney package." He waved his bottle in a small circle.
I shrugged my shoulders. Let him tell it.
"Naw. I've been down here maybe three years now," he said. "Got sick of the cold. Needed something new."
I nodded again.
"I heard you were down here somewhere, though. Guys up in the district said you kinda wigged out after you took that.22 in the neck and dropped both of those skells in the Thirteenth Street robbery."
My fingers started to go instinctively to the soft, dime-sized circle of scar tissue the bullet had left just below my ear, but I stopped myself. One of the suspects I'd killed that night was a thirteen-year- old who was unarmed.
"Hey, that was a righteous shooting, man," he said, clicking the lip of his bottle against mine and raising his eyebrows in a conspiratorial expression. But he was stepping into a space where he had no right to enter and I felt a small sulfur flare of anger heat a spot between my shoulder blades.
I let it sit and O'Shea drained his beer and wiggled it at the bartender. He watched her walk to the cooler. When she bent to dig out a cold bottle from deep in the ice her short top slid up, exposing a tattoo of some kind low on her back and blooming up out of the waistband of her jeans. O'Shea watched without blinking, but so did I, and so did the mustache boys. She returned and put the beer in front of him.
"There you go, darlin'," she said and looked over at me with a question. I waved her off.
"Friendly place," I said. "Your regular stop?"
"Just one of many, Max. You know us Irish. But it is regular enough for me to know it's not one of your stops, old friend."
The tone had suddenly changed.
"Yeah, well, I was…"
"Asked to stop and check me out?" he said, interrupting. "By a long-legged blonde detective who doesn't give an old alcoholic cop enough respect to know an undercover sting when he sees it?"
I was surprised enough to stay quiet while considering an answer. O'Shea looked behind me and then signaled the bartender.
"Tracy. We're gonna take a table," he called out to her. She waved and he said: "Come on, Max, let's sit a bit."
He took the chair against the wall under the St. Paulie Girl poster, leaving me with my back to the crowd. The beer maven above him held six steins and a smile and he matched her grin.
"Good-looking woman that Detective Richards," he started. "Maybe the legs threw me the first two shifts she did over at the Parrot, but not much more."
"You knew why she was there?"
"At first, no. I figured the local narc squad was trying to hook into the over-the-counter trade. I'd been told that back in the day every bartender in South Florida had a connection. But that shit's over. Law enforcement isn't interested in the nickel-and-dime stuff anymore. And the dealers are way too careful now."
"She said you hit on her, Colin," I said, trying to catch something in his eyes.
"Yeah? She like that?"
I felt a warmth rise into my ears.
"I was trying to figure her game," he said, then took a long drink of his beer. "She was a lousy bar girl. Worked hard, but didn't work the customers very well. Acted too friendly too soon. Asked too many questions. I watched her do some other locals before she tried me. Bartenders don't interrogate. They remember the drink you order, not your hair and eye color and any distinguishing scars."
I could see Richards doing the rail of men at the bar like a lineup.
"Well, Colin, you've got the eye of experience to know a good barkeep when you see one."
"OK, I'll give you that one," he said without a hint of offense. "I've fucked up in the past. You probably already know about internal affairs in Philly, about my ex and the domestic violence charges. But I've never hit a woman in anger, even though I don't expect anyone to believe me."
He looked away, maybe with embarrassment, but then turned back.
"I was an ass and I'll admit it. But fucking disappearing women? Come on, Max."
His eyes were looking into mine now, and I couldn't turn away. He knew how cops hate to be stared at by perps. He was trying to show me he wasn't one of them.
"So you know what the detective's after. What's your assessment?" I said, appealing, maybe, to the cop still in him.
"On what? A serial abductor of barmaids? Shit, Max. It's a target-rich environment down here, but you're talking about sick. That's not some sex crime of opportunity. Some sex assault wants that, cruise the beach late at night. Hell, go after the chicks at the dance clubs, drop some Rohypnol in their drinks and voila! Happens all the time."
I took another drink. He was right. I let him go on.
"Shit, these girls behind the bar are smart, Max. They got the assholes trying to play them every night and they can see 'em coming a mile away. I don't see them falling for some crazy fuck."
"So why don't you tell that to Richards? Help her out. Get her off your ass?" I said.
"No, no, no, Maxey boy. You must know that one. You wouldn't be here. What, you got a P.I. ticket and worked a case with her before? She pulled my Philly file and made a connection and sent you on a confidential informant mission?"
I stayed silent.
"No way," he said. "She's a man-eater. She wants somebody's balls on the wall and I'm not handing her mine."
He sat back then against the wall. Shania Twain was singing high and hard. O'Shea raised his hand to signal someone, then held his thumb and forefinger two inches apart and tipped the small, imaginary glass twice. I wasn't sure whether to push him or leave him. If I was going to feel guilty afterward, so be it. He hadn't blinked yet.
"Richards says you dated two women who are now missing, not a trace," I said. "What was the saying in the academy, Colin? Twice is a coincidence, three times is a felony?"
The bartender left her busy station and came and set down two shot glasses of honey-colored liquor and fresh beers. It was the first table service I'd seen in the place. She put her fingertips on O'Shea's shoulder before walking away.
"Look, Max. I date a lot of women. I go to a lot of bars. Hell, I dated Tracy a few times," he said, tipping his head to the bartender as she left. "And there she is, in the flesh."
"Yeah, how about Amy Strausshiem?" I said and the name made him turn his face away. He sipped at one of the whiskeys.
"So Amy's one that your new friend Richards is looking for. Who else?" he said.
I didn't answer and just shook my head. Even if Richards had given me the other names, you don't give information to suspects. Besides, it wasn't my case, I kept telling myself. All I did was agree to talk with the guy. O'Shea seemed to accept the silence.
"I heard Amy's mother was in town," he said and I almost believed the sound of sympathy in his voice. "I went out with her. Nice girl. Smart. But she was too much of a challenge for me if you know what I mean."