‘My son’s the goddamned judge – a job I got you, thank you kindly – and I have to hear that Pete Hubble is dead on the radio.’
Whit stumbled to the commode and luxuriated with a heavenly pee. Babe followed him to the doorway.
‘Daddy, I can’t talk about cases.’ Whit flushed the toilet and started the shower.
‘This is your golden opportunity, Whitman.’
Whit doffed his boxers and stepped into the hot spray. ‘Say what?’
‘Lucinda Hubble rules this county like Queen Bee Victoria. This story’s gonna be huge. It’s your chance to show the voters what you can do, boy.’
‘I thought that’s what I was doing for the past six months.’ Whit squirted shampoo into his hand and soaped his hair.
‘Yes, but this gets your name in the papers. Front page. You got to milk this, son. When you gonna do the inquest? You’ll want to do a formal one, not just issue a cause of death. Make sure the Corpus paper’s there. Get your photo taken a bunch, maybe at the crime scene. In your robe, and wear proper shoes for once. Issue press releases, all that.’ Babe rubbed his hands together. ‘That asswipe Buddy Beere must be shitting bricks with all this terrific publicity you’re gonna get.’
‘You get this morning’s merit badge for good taste,’ Whit said. ‘A man is dead, you know.’
‘I’m sorry for Pete and the Hubbles – you know that. What the hell was Pete doing back anyway? Where’s he been?’
‘Working for the CIA,’ Whit answered above the roar of the shower, to give Babe a meaty morsel. ‘Something about nuclear release codes in Ukraine. Perhaps we shouldn’t tell Irina.’
‘You’re not amusing to your daddy.’
‘Oddly enough, making you laugh about a death case wasn’t on my to-do list today. I got breakfast at the Shell Inn with Patsy and Tim.’
Babe frowned. ‘You tell Georgie to quit slinging mud all over town about poor helpless Irina.’
‘News flash. You not only remarry again but you fund a competing cafe. Of course she’s pissed at you.’ Whit rinsed shampoo from his head and soap from his body. Babe handed him a towel.
‘Georgie’ll forgive me – she always does. Women are far better at forgiving than men could ever be,’ Babe said.
Whit thought of Faith Hubble and wondered if that was really true.
The Shell Inn was an establishment one might generously term a half-breed. The front of the restaurant offered serviceable meals, catering to the fishing crowd and the retirees who refused to slap down more than five bucks for a meat-and-two-vegetable plate. The back contained a funky, dark bar that boasted its own atmosphere – breezes of bourbon, mists of beer, warm fronts of tobacco smoke. For the old guard of Port Leo the Shell Inn, which had been in continuous business since 1907 except the five times it was nearly destroyed by hurricanes, was a basic requirement of life in town, up there with a newspaper and water service.
Georgie O’Connor Mosley perched by the cash register, sipping milky coffee and contemplating the Corpus Christi Caller-Times financial section. She had been Whit’s first stepmother, his mother’s oldest and dearest friend. Georgie and Babe had married more out of friendship and a mutual hope to provide six devastated boys a mother, but those reasons shriveled under the never-setting sun of reality. Georgie, relentlessly practical and blunt, and Babe, a roaring drunk still in love with an absent first wife, only lasted three stormy, legendary years. The six Mosley boys all loved Georgie without reserve. They knew the bullet she had taken for them. Babe had bought the Shell Inn for her the Christmas after their divorce, a parting gift, and Georgie kept the Mosley name to irritate him.
‘Tell your daddy he should’ve listened to me about those overseas stock funds,’ Georgie said as Whit entered. ‘I’m making a killing. I could buy and sell Babe’s ass.’
‘He’s more conservative with his money,’ Whit said.
‘I would think anyone who imports firm young former Communist flesh into his bed would be receptive to new ideas.’ Georgie kissed his cheek – she smelled of lip balm and oranges – and steered him to his corner table where Patsy Duchamp and Tim O’Leary sat.
‘No coffee for Whit, Georgie, until he gives me a quote,’ Patsy Duchamp said as Whit sat down. Patsy was the editor of the Port Leo Mariner, a biweekly paper, and like Whit she had trudged home carting an English degree from a prestigious college. Patsy’s hair was as dark as a crow’s feathers; she had sharp, penetrating eyes; and she rationed her smiles.
‘No comment. Patsy,’ Whit said as Georgie sloshed steaming coffee into Whit’s cup.
‘Quote, please.’ Patsy’s breakfast had already arrived, and she stirred a pat of butter into her grits.
‘It looks like he died of a gunshot wound, but I’m not saying anything official until we get an autopsy report from Corpus.’
‘I heard it looked self-inflicted,’ Patsy said.
‘I for sure have no comment now.’
‘Then you’ll call me the moment you know what the ME says, anyway. Or you better,’ Patsy said. ‘Pretty please.’
‘When did you take a Pollyanna pill?’ Pete Hubble’s death might be the biggest story of the year, of the past five years, especially if it was murder, and Patsy lived for news to cover beyond city council and navigation district meetings, fishing tournaments, and high school football.
‘You talk to the senator yet?’ asked Tim O’Leary, the county attorney. Tim looked worn this morning.
‘No. Late night?’ Whit asked.
‘Yeah.’
‘Too much merlot or too much Graham Greene last night?’ Whit asked. Tim only had two vices.
‘It was an Australian cabernet, and too much Greene is impossible,’ Tim said.
‘You two aren’t gonna start talking literature and ignore all this juicy news,’ Patsy said. ‘So let’s talk Pete Hubble.’
‘Actually, let’s not,’ Whit said. ‘Let’s talk about Corey Hubble.’
Patsy lowered her eggy fork. ‘Oh, I smell me an ongoing series of stories.’
‘Patsy, if I farted, would it be off the record?’ Whit asked.
Patsy looked stung. ‘Fine, we’re miles off the record.’
Whit glanced around. No one was seated close to their table, an orchestration of Georgie’s. ‘Tell me what you remember about Corey Hubble.’
‘Annoying,’ Tim said.
‘A rotten little punk,’ Patsy said.
‘Never got over his daddy’s death,’ Tim agreed.
‘Mad at the world,’ Patsy added.
‘Pissed at his own shadow,’ Tim said.
‘A pothead,’ Patsy said. ‘He hung around with dopers, you know.’
‘I always thought he was gay. He hated sports.’ Tim might relish his thick Tolstoys and full-bodied Syrahs, but he also worshiped football and fishing, preferences iron-cast in most male Coastal Bend genes.
‘Not gay,’ Patsy said. ‘Corey dated my cousin Marian. In a way that should have gotten them on Jerry Springer. They beat each other up a couple of times. If memory serves, Marian told me Corey would diddle her for exactly one minute with a look of incredible gratitude on his face and then slap her around.’ She lowered her voice. ‘And I heard once he used to torture cats and Lucinda sent him to a therapist in Corpus, but that might have been political mudslinging. Cats are big with the retiree vote.’
‘Do you remember anything about when Corey vanished?’ Whit asked. His regular order of scrambled eggs, garlic cheese grits, bacon, and biscuits arrived, and Patsy and Tim waited until the waitress had refilled their coffee cups and retreated.
‘People said he’d run away to embarrass his mother.’ Tim gave a hangover frown to Whit’s food. ‘When he never came back, then I think everyone imagined he’d been murdered while hitchhiking or some other unpleasant end.’