I thanked him and let him get on with his day, which would probably keep stretching through the evening and into the following weeks. I wondered why I was so down on Chalmers. The man was a philanderer, but then, as a famous guy once said, go ahead and throw a stone if you reckon you're any better. Maybe I was still hurting over the way my own marriage ended.
I steered with my knees again while I thumbed the number for Detective Rudenko into the cell's keypad. I got through to his answering service. I did what the recorded message said and left a name and number.
Finally off the freeway and into town, I went against the signs and took the long way round to the San Francisco Hilton, figuring that with the traffic situation in the crapper, it'd probably end up being the short way. Maybe it was, maybe it wasn't. All I knew was that a drive I thought would take ten minutes soaked up two full hours. I reminded myself that it was only an inconvenience. There were plenty of people who were far more in convenienced than I was, folks who'd be spending their Christmas Eve at various city morgues identifying loved ones who wouldn't be coming home to hang up their stockings.
My cell rang. I recognized the number. Rudenko. The man had a big, slow voice. I pictured Johnny Appleseed. I told him what I wanted and he said he'd have to call me back. I was OK with that. I was pulling into the Hilton parking lot and the drink I'd been thinking about was only two floors away, calling.
The bar wasn't full by any stretch but the people there, including the barkeep, all had their eyeballs glued to wall-mounted television sets where the events downtown were playing out. Having seen enough devastation firsthand, I decided to pass on the bar and headed for my room.
Fifteen minutes later I was showered and feeling human again. My cell rang. “Special Agent Cooper? Rudenko. Good news. I could have your guy down here, but it could also be a very large sausage someone left on the grill about a month too long.”
There were several makeshift morgues. The one I wanted was in the foyer of a building owned by a large insurance company, taking over the space usually occupied by an expensive restaurant, which possibly accounted for the slant of Detective Rudenko's humor. Rudenko, the man, was about five suit sizes smaller than his voice. His Adam's apple bulged like he'd swallowed one whole. “So, you want fries with that?” he said when he pulled back the plastic sheeting.
I had to admit, the body — if it could be called that — appeared less than human. The heat generated by the explosion and subsequent fire had been so intense that this person, whoever it was, had had their arms and lower legs scorched clean away. The detective handed me a plastic bag. Inside was what appeared to be a toasted sandwich. Only it wasn't.
“It's your guy's wallet,” he said. “It was found under the body.”
The documents inside the wallet appeared to be remarkably well preserved, singed a little at the corners but otherwise unscathed. I peered at the photo ID. I'd recognize that haircut anywhere. Boyle's photo was only slightly fire damaged.
“We got eight others like this guy so far, and we're gonna find more. When they're toasted like this, you can forget about dental records. According to the coroner, we'll be lucky if there's any DNA material worth harvesting for matching purposes, either. The wallet… finding some identification… that was a break and a half.” He shook his head, considering the stark reality. “If it wasn't for this wallet, we wouldn't even know if this was a John or a Jane Doe. Human is about as close as we could get. So, what do you wanna do, Special Agent?” Rudenko stood with his hands on his hips on the other side of the gurney, impatient. I handed the evidence bag back to him.
Something didn't add up here.
“Well, hello,” said a familiar voice behind me.
I glanced over my shoulder. It was that walking stomach flu — Chalmers.
“As you know, I'm the SAC on this case,” said Chalmers.
“So?” I said.
“So, back off.”
I shrugged and did as he asked. Chalmers leaned over the charred remains on the gurney. He looked like a Hamptons country club member, a sweater around his neck, the cuffs on the sleeves rolled into a little ball. It reminded me of a superhero's cape that had shrunk badly. “Did I hear someone say this was Sean Boyle?” He nodded at the lump of charcoal between us. “Thank you, Officer.” He relieved Rudenko of the plastic bag containing Boyle's wallet. “National security.”
“Hey,” the detective said, ramping up to a protest.
Chalmers slapped a folded sheaf of forms against Rudenko's chest, hard enough to swat a fly, and said, “The paperwork, Officer. Makes it official.”
“Where are you going with that? Why are you interested in Boyle? And who dressed you this morning?” I said, annoyed.
“To answer your questions: none of your goddamn business, none of your goddamn business, and fuck you, Cooper,” Chalmers replied. As he sauntered past, he gave me the kind of smile he might have given someone he didn't like very much who was having his fingernails pulled out with pliers. The prick was obviously enjoying himself, mostly because he was denying me what was potentially valuable evidence. There was nothing I could do to prevent his claim on the wallet, and he knew it. “You should get your wife to do something about your fashion sense, Chalmers,” I said. “What would work with that thing tied around your neck? I know… try wearing your underpants on the outside.” This succeeded in wiping the smile off his face, though only because he had not the slightest idea what I was talking about. But I did, and that was all that mattered.
As Chalmers stalked out, I asked Rudenko, “Did you call the CIA?”
“Yeah. Metzler told me to give you both a call.”
I got on the phone immediately to Metzler. Busy. I kept hitting the redial button until I got through.
“Metzler,” said the harried voice down the line.
“Cooper,” I said.
“Oh, yeah, thought I'd get a call from you.”
“So you know why I'm calling?”
“Finally discovered what your flu virus wanted. Let me guess: He was in the vicinity when you found it?”
“ Uh-huh. What gives?” I asked.
“Can't give you details, Cooper. But only ‘cause I don't have any. Orders came down the pipe. I was told if your guy turned up to let the CIA — and only the CIA — in on it. Rudenko called me when the wallet belonging to this Boyle fellow was found. I told him to call Chalmers and you.”
“Even though you were ordered not to.”
“You got it.”
“Thanks,” I said, digging deep to swallow my frustration.
“So now I've done you a favor, you can pay it back. Tell me why everyone's so interested in this professor?”
“I can't tell you that.”
“You gonna claim national security on me, too?”
“Depends on what your next question is.” I heard a sound on the phone like the detective was sucking air through his front teeth. He was thinking about it.
“Has Boyle got anything to do with the hit on these buildings?”
“That I don't know, Detective. He lived in the Four Winds. He was a scientist, doing some work for the government. That's all I can tell you.”
He gave me that sound again, the air-whistling-between-his-teeth one. “I guess that's better than nothing.”
“You still hot on the mob-hit theory?”
“Unless you got a better one.”
I said that I didn't and then I thanked him for his cooperation.
“Don't mention it,” said Metzler. “One more thing. Can you tell me why the hell the CIA is sticking its pecker into a domestic case?”
“Yeah, well, good question. I'll ask Chalmers next time I see him,” I replied.