The River Walk runs for a dozen or so blocks through the center of San Antonio like a substratum of the city. Numerous staircases take you down from the street level and twenty or so bridges can take you from one side to the other.
Down on the river itself, you can stroll either bank and wander among sidewalk cafes, restaurants, bars, shops, even bookstores. You can get about any kind of food down on the River Walk, from Tex-Mex to Mex-Mex, from French cuisine to Cajun cooking, from Italian to your old basic burger and chicken-fried steak. You can eat it indoors, outdoors, on a barge cruising the river, or carry it around with you if you want. And they’ve been known to serve a drink or two on the River Walk.
It isn’t exactly Venice and it isn’t exactly Texas, either. The River Walk is a hybrid of Spanish, Texan, French, Italian, New Orleans. You can do a lot of traveling in a short distance on the River Walk, but Jack Landis wasn’t paying attention to any of it.
Jack was in a sweat.
Joey Beans was just digging into a blackened filet mignon when Jack came huffing to the table.
“Siddown before you have a heart attack,” Joey said. “Relax.”
That’s the trouble with these Anglo types, Joey thought. They just can’t relax and enjoy what life has to give to you. Here it is, a beautiful evening on the River Walk-the trees sparkling with lights, the lights reflecting off the river, a table with a view of the river and half the young pussy in San Antonio-and this crooked little businessman can’t drink it in.
“A glass of red for Mr. Landis,” he told Harold. The muscle-bound hunk went into the restaurant to fetch the waitress.
“Make that hemlock,” Jack said as he sat down. “Guess what?”
“You went to take a whiz and your dick fell off?”
Joey Beans was in a humorous mood.
“Worse,” Jack said. “We found Polly. Whiting just called. I’ve been looking all over for you.”
Joey Beans tasted a bite of his steak. It was superb.
“My beeper went off,” he said as he chewed. “I had Harold call you, but you must have left.”
Joey paused to scope out a leggy young blonde crossing the footbridge over the river. Joey figured she was probably headed for a night of beer drinking at the Lone Star Cafe on the other side of the river.
He jutted his chin at the woman crossing the bridge.
“Why does she want to drink beer with a cowboy when she could have champagne with Joey Foglio?” he asked. “Hey, Jack, other than the fact that your retired fed bastard didn’t die in a plane crash, that’s good news you found Polly, isn’t it? You want a steak? I’ll tell Harold to order you a steak. How do you take it?”
“I don’t want any damn steak,” Jack answered as soon as the blonde got out of sight. “Guess who’s with Polly right now?”
“We gonna play guessing games all night, Jack?” Joey asked.
“Candice,” Jack said.
Joey noticed that the poor bastard’s hands were shaking.
“So?”
“SO!” Jack hissed. “So what if Polly tells her everything?”
Joey smeared some sour cream on his baked potato.
“Jack,” he said, “what’s she gonna say she ain’t said already? That you pronged her parakeet, too?”
The waitress came with a glass of red. Joey Foglio gave her a ten-dollar bill and a “when do you get off” leer. Joey was in the mood for some strange tonight.
“So what if Candy believes her?” Jack asked.
“Jack, are you saying to me now that you did this girl?”
Jack guzzled his wine.
Joey didn’t believe what he was seeing. Grown man looks like a twelve-year-old caught in the bathroom with a National Geographic. Guy builds an empire, two empires… a frigging fortune… and he’s pissing his pants because his wife might find out he’s getting some outside the house.
“Well?” he asked.
“Maybe,” Jack answered.
“Maybe,” Joey echoed. “So tell Candy to pay her off.”
“It’s not that easy,” Jack said.
Joey cut another bite of steak, chewed it deliberately, then said, “Sure it is. If Canned-Ice believes you, you got no problem. If Canned-Ice believes her, you still got no problem. You just drag her wifely ass into the bedroom and tell her to shut her mouth. What you do outside the house is none of her business. Tell her she’s got a nice deal going-lots of money, good clothes, nice furniture-and if she wants to hold on to it, she’ll stay in line. She gets mouthy with you, take your belt to her. Either way, lay her down on the bed, do the job, be a man, Jack.”
“That’s what you’d do, huh?” Jack asked sarcastically.
Both men stopped to look at a comely brunette stroll by the table.
Joey said, “A man keeps his wife in line. He also keeps his mistress in line. That way, the wife doesn’t suffer disrespect.”
Jack Landis had heard about enough. He wasn’t some poor little diner owner you bully into taking your vending machines. He was Jackson Hood Landis, he owned about half this town, and he could make one call to the Rangers and they’d beat the olive oil out of this cheap gangster. Except it would be inconvenient to explain his relationship to Joey Beans.
“Well, there’s one problem, Joey,” he said. “I’d be happy to take my wife into the bedroom and smack her around, except I don’t know where she is!”
Joey Foglio stared at him.
“You keep losing women, Jack. You should burn a candle to Saint Anthony.”
“My wife isn’t some fat guinea with eight kids, a mustache, and signing privileges at Two Guys from Sicily Pizza Parlor,” Jack said. “She’s a smart businesswoman. If she gets mad and decides to divorce me, she can take about half that business with her, maybe more.”
Wait a second. Now we’re talking about my money, Joey thought.
“I think we need a new plan,” Joey answered.
“Well, make it good this time,” Jack snapped as he stood up to leave.
“Not to worry, Jack. Not to worry,” Joey said. And that remark about my wife is going to cost you, by the way, you cracker bastard.
Landis huffed off.
“Harold, get on the horn and find out what’s happening.”
Joey looked up at the bridge, where another delectable piece of ass strolled in front of a little one-armed guy who was likewise ogling her.
Joey cut another bite of steak and debated whether to pursue the blonde or the brunette.
10
Karen sat down on the edge of the bed next to Neal.
“I’m sorry,” she said. “I did my best.”
“Don’t apologize, you did great,” Neal said. “I’m the one who screwed up. I thought I was taking Walter Withers for a ride, and he was taking me.”
He played me like a piano, Neal thought.
“Anyway,” Neal continued, “it looks like it might work itself out.”
He gestured to the kitchen, where Polly and Candy sat at the table in earnest conversation.
“She’s left her husband, you know,” Karen said. “She had what’s -his -name-”
“Charles?” Neal asked.
He wished Karen hadn’t let Candy send old Charles and his little helper away. He would have liked to have asked Charles some questions-like how they got the mike in Hathaway’s briefcase and what else they had heard in Kitteredge’s office. It would be nice stuff to throw in Ed’s face when he called to let him know the job was all but over.
“-Charles, call and tell him they’d found Polly, but not to say where.”
“What’s she going to do now?”
“She doesn’t know,” Karen answered. “I invited her to stay here.”
That’s nice. What?
“Here?”
“Until she figures things out,” Karen said. “I mean, there’s no point in running away now, is there? Candy doesn’t want people to know where Polly is any more than we do. Besides, they have things to work out.”