“I dunno. It changes day by day.”
“I’d like to meet up,” said Maureen.
“I suppose Valentine’s must be a pretty important day for you, Maureen,” said Jess. She said it as if she were making conversation, but Maureen recognized the disguised nastiness and didn’t bother to respond. Just about everything Jess said could be bounced right back at her, but none of us had the energy any more. We looked out the window at the traffic in the rain, and at Angel I said goodbye and got off. As I watched the bus drive away, I could see Maureen offer the others, even Jess, her packet of Polo mints, and the gesture seemed kind of heartbreaking.
For the next week I did nothing, pretty much. I read a lot, and wandered around Islington to see if there was any sign of a bad job for me. One night I blew ten pounds on a ticket for a band called Fat Chance, who were playing in the Union Chapel. They started up around the same time as us, and now they had a decent deal, and there was a buzz about them, but they were lame, in my opinion. They stood there and played their songs, and people clapped, and there was an encore, and then we left, and I wouldn’t say any of us was richer for the experience.
I was recognized on the way out, by a guy who must have been in his forties.
“All right, JJ?” he said.
“Do I know you?”
“I saw you at the Hope and Anchor last year. I heard the band had split. you living here?”
“Yeah, for now.”
“What you doing? You gone solo?”
“Yeah, that’s right.”
“Cool”
We met at eight in the evening on Valentine’s Day, and everyone was on time. Jess wanted to meet later, like at midnight or something, for full tragic effect, but no one else thought it was such a good idea, and Maureen didn’t want to travel home so late. I ran into her on the stairs on the way up, and told her I was glad to hear she was thinking about travelling home afterwards.
“Where else would I go?”
“No, I just meant… Last time you weren’t gonna go home, you know? Not, like, on the bus, anyway.”
“On the bus?”
“Last time, you were going to get off the roof the quick way.” I walked my fingers through the air and then plunged them downwards, as if they were jumping off the roof. “But tonight, it sounds as though you’ll be taking the long way down.”
“Oh. Yes. Well. I’ve come on a bit,” she said. “In my head, I mean.”
“That’s great.”
“I’m still feeling the benefit of the holiday, I think.”
“Right on.”
And then she didn’t want to talk any more, because it was a long way up, and she was short of breath.
Martin and Jess arrived a couple of minutes later, and we said hello, and then we all stood there.
“What was the point of this, actually?” said Martin.
“We were going to meet up and see how we were all feeling and all that,” said Jess.
“Ah.” We shuffled our feet. “And how are we all feeling?”
“Maureen’s doing good,” I said. “Aren’t you, Maureen?”
“I am. I was saying to JJ, I think I’m still feeling the benefit of the holiday.”
“Which holiday? The holiday we just had?” He looked at her and then shook his head, with a mixture of amazement and admiration.
“How about you, Mart?” I said. “How you doing?” But I could kind of tell what the answer to that question was going to be.
“Oh, you know. Comme ci comme ca,”
“Tosser,” said Jess.
We shuffled our feet some more.
“I read something I thought might interest you all,” Martin said.
“Yeah?”
“I was wondering… Maybe it would be good to talk about it somewhere other than here. In a pub, say.”
“Sounds good to me,” I said. “I mean, maybe we should celebrate anyway, you know?”
“Celebrate?” said Martin, like I was nuts.
“Yeah. I mean, we’re alive, and, and…”
The list kind of ran out after that. But being alive seemed worth the price of a round of drinks. Being alive seemed worth celebrating. Unless, of course, it wasn’t what you wanted, in which case… Oh, fuck it. I wanted a drink anyway. If we couldn’t think of anything else, then me wanting a drink was worth celebrating. An ordinary human desire had emerged through the fog of depression and indecision.
“Maureen?”
“Yes, I don’t mind.”
“It doesn’t look to me like anyone’s going to jump,” I said. “Not tonight. Is that right? Jess?”
She wasn’t listening.
“Fuck me,” she said. “Jesus Christ.”
She was staring at the corner of the roof, the spot where Martin had snipped the wire on New Year’s Eve. There was a guy sitting there, exactly where Martin had sat, and he was watching us. He was maybe a few years older than me, and he looked real frightened.
“Hey, man,” I said quietly. “Hey. Just stay there.”
I started to walk slowly over to him.
“Please don’t come any closer,” he said. He was panicky, near tears, dragging furiously on a smoke.
“We’ve all been there,” I said. “Come on back over and you can join our gang. This is our reunion.” I tried another couple of steps. He didn’t say anything.
“Yeah,” said Jess. “Look at us. We’re OK. You think you’re never going to get through the evening, but you do.”
“I don’t want to,” said the guy.
“Tell us what the problem is,” I said. I walked a little closer. “I mean, we’re all fucking experts in the field. Maureen here…”
But I never got any further. He flipped the cigarette over the edge, and then with a little moan he pushed himself off. And there was silence, and then there was the noise of his body hitting the concrete all those floors below. And those two noises, the moan and the thud, I’ve heard every single day since, and I still don’t know which is scarier.
Part 3
Martin
The guy who jumped had two profound and apparently contradictory effects on us all. Firstly, he made us realize that we weren’t capable of killing ourselves. And secondly, this information made us suicidal again.
That isn’t a paradox, if you know anything about the perversity of human nature. A long time ago, I worked with an alcoholic -someone who must remain nameless because you will almost certainly have heard of him. And he told me that the first time he failed on an attempt to quit the booze was the most terrifying day of his life. He’d always thought that he could stop drinking, if he ever got round to it, so he had a choice stashed away in a sock drawer somewhere at the back of his head. But when he found out that he had to drink, that the choice had never really been there… Well, he wanted to do away with himself, if I may temporarily confuse our issues.
I didn’t properly understand what he meant until I saw that guy jump off the roof. Up until then, jumping had always been an option, a way out, money in the bank for a rainy day. And then suddenly the money was gone—or rather, it had never been ours in the first place. It belonged to the guy who jumped, and people like him, because dangling your legs over the precipice is nothing unless you’re prepared to go that extra two inches, and none of us had been. We could tell each other and ourselves something different—oh, I would have done it if she hadn’t been there or he hadn’t been there or if someone hadn’t sat on my head—but the fact of the matter was that we were all still around, and we’d all had ample opportunity not to be. Why had we come down that night? We’d come down because we thought we should go and look for some twit called Chas, who turned out not to be terribly germane to our story. I’m not sure we could have persuaded old matey, the jumper, to go and look for Chas. He had other things on his mind. I wonder how he would have scored on Aaron T. Beck’s Suicide Intent Scale? Pretty high, I should think, unless Aaron T. Beck has been barking up the wrong tree. No one could say the intent wasn’t there.