After we’d gone over the earring thing again, my mum goes, What do you want? So I was like, Don’t you listen to anything, and she went, Which bit was I supposed to be listening to? And I was like, In my speech or whatever I said we needed your help, and she goes, Well, what does that mean? What are we supposed to do that we don’t do?
And I didn’t know. They feed me and clothe me and give me booze money and educate me and all that. When I talk they listen. I just thought that if I told them they had to help me, they’d help me. I never realized there was nothing I could say, and nothing they could say, and nothing they could do.
So that moment, when Mum asked me how they could help, it was sort of like the moment the guy jumped off the roof. I mean, it wasn’t as horrible or as scary and no one died and we were indoors et cetera. But you know how you keep things tucked up in the back of your head in a sort of rainy day box? For example, you think, one day, if I can’t handle it any more, then I’ll top myself. One day, if I’m really fucking up badly, then I’ll just give up and ask Mum and Dad to bail me out. Anyway, the mental rainy day box was empty now, and the joke was that there had never been anything in it all the time.
So, I did what I normally do in these situations. I told my mum to fuck off and I told my dad to fuck off and then I left, even though I was supposed to be talking to someone else’s friends and family afterwards. And then when I got up to the top of the stairs, I felt stupid, but it was too late to go back down again, so I just walked straight out the door and down Upper Street and into the Angel underground and I got on the first train that came. No one chased after me.
JJ
The minute I saw Ed and Lizzie down in that basement, I felt this uncontrollable little flicker of hope. Like, this is it! They’ve come to rescue me! The rest of the band are setting up for a gig tonight, and then afterwards Lizzie and I are going back to this cute apartment that she’s rented for the two of us! That’s what she’s been doing all this time! Apartment hunting and decorating! And… Who’s that old guy talking to Jess? Could he be a record-company executive? Has Ed fixed us up with a new deal? No, he hasn’t. The old guy is Jess’s dad, and later I found out that Lizzie had a new boyfriend, someone with a house in Hampstead and his own graphic design company.
I snapped out of it pretty quick. There was no excitement in their faces, or their voices, so I knew that they didn’t have any news for me, any grand announcement about my future. I could see love there, and concern, and it made me feel a little teary, to tell you the truth; I hugged them for a long time so that they couldn’t see me being a wuss. But they’d come to a Starbucks basement because they’d been told to come to a Starbucks basement, and neither of them had any idea why.
“What’s up, man?” said Ed. “I heard you weren’t doing so good.”
“Yeah, well,” I said. “Something will turn up.” I wanted to say something about that Micawber dude in Dickens, but I didn’t want Ed to get on my case even before we’d talked.
“Nothing’s gonna turn up here,” he said. “You gotta come home.”
I didn’t want to have to go into the whole ninety-day thing, so I changed the subject.
“Look at you,” I said. He was wearing like a suede jacket, which looked like it had cost a lot of money, and a pair of white corduroys, and though his hair was still long, it looked kind of healthy and glossy. He looked like one of those assholes that date the girls in Sex and the City .
“I never really wanted to look like I used to look. I looked like that because I was broke. And we never stayed anywhere with a decent shower.”
Lizzie smiled politely. It was hard, with the two of them there—like your first and your second wives coming to see you in the hospital.
“I never pegged you for a quitter,” Ed said.
“Hey, be careful what you say. This is the Quitters’ Club HQ.”
“Yeah. But from what I hear, the rest of them had good reasons. What have you got? You got nothing, man.”
“Yup. That’s pretty much how it feels.”
“That wasn’t what I meant.”
“Anyone want a coffee?” said Lizzie.
I didn’t want her to go.
“I’ll come with you,” I said.
“We’ll all go,” said Ed. So we all went, and Lizzie and I kept not talking, and Ed kept talking, and it felt like the last couple years of my life, condensed into a line for a latte.
“For people like us, rock’n’roll is like college,” said Ed after we’d ordered. “We’re working-class guys. We don’t get to fuck around like frat boys unless we join a band. We get a few years then the band starts to suck, and the road starts to suck, and having no money really starts to suck. So you get a job. That’s life, man.”
“So, the point when everything starts to suck… That’s like our college degree. Our graduation.”
“Exactly.”
“So when’s it all going to start sucking for Dylan? Or Springsteen?”
“Probably when they’re staying in a motel that doesn’t allow them to use hot water until six p.m.”
It was true that on our last tour, we stayed in a motel like that in South Carolina. But I remember the show, which smoked; Ed remembers the showers, which didn’t.
“Anyway, I knew Springsteen. Or at least, I saw him live on the E Street reunion tour. And, Senator JJ, you’re no Springsteen.”
“Thanks, pal.”
“Shit, JJ. What do you want me to say? OK, you are Springsteen. You’re one of the most successful performers in music business history. You were on the cover of Time and Newsweek in the same week. You fill stadiums night after fucking night. There. You feel better now? Jeez. Grow up, man.”
“Oh, what, and you’re all grown up because your old man took pity on you and gave you a job hooking people up with illegal cable TV?”
Ed’s ears get red when he’s about to start throwing punches.
This information is probably of no use to anyone in the world apart from me, because, for obvious reasons, he doesn’t tend to form real deep attachments to people he’s punched, so they never learn the ear thing—they don’t seem to stick around long enough. I’m probably the only one who knows when to duck.
“Your ears are getting red,” I said.
“Fuck you.”
“You flew all this way to tell me that?”
“Fuck you.”
“Stop it, the pair of you,” said Lizzie. I couldn’t say for sure, but I seem to remember that last time the three of us were together, she said the same thing.
The guy making our coffee was watching us carefully. I knew him, to say hello to, and he was OK; he was a student, and we’d talked about music a couple times. He liked the White Stripes a lot, and I’d been trying to get him to listen to Muddy Waters and the Wolf. We were freaking him out a little.