You miss the strangest things when you lose someone. Little things. Smiles. The way she turned over in her sleep. Even repainting a room for her.
Ove goes to get his box of drill bits. These are single-handedly the most important things when drilling. Not the drill, but the bits. It’s like having proper tires on your car instead of messing about with ceramic brakes and nonsense like that. Anyone who knows anything knows that. Ove positions himself in the middle of the room and sizes it up. Then, like a surgeon gazing down on his instruments, his eyes move searchingly over his drill bits. He selects one, slots it into the drill, and tests the trigger a little so that the drill makes a growling sound. Shakes his head, decides that it doesn’t feel at all right, and changes the drill bit. He repeats this four times before he’s satisfied, then walks through the living room, swinging the drill from his hand like a big revolver.
He stands in the middle of the floor staring up at the ceiling. He has to measure this before he gets started, he realizes. So that the hole is centered. The worst thing Ove knows is when someone just drills a hole in the ceiling, hit-or-miss.
He goes to fetch a tape measure. He measures from each of the four corners—twice, to be on the safe side—and marks the center of the ceiling with a cross.
Ove steps down from the stool. Walks around to make sure the protective plastic is in position as it should be. Unlocks the door so they won’t have to break it down when they come to get him. It’s a good door. It’ll last many more years.
He puts on his suit jacket and checks that the envelope is in his inside pocket. Finally he turns the photo of his wife in the window, so that it looks out towards the shed. He doesn’t want to make her watch what he’s about to do, but on the other hand he daren’t put the photograph facedown either. Ove’s wife was always horribly ill-tempered if they ever ended up in someplace without a view. She needed “something to look at that’s alive,” she was always saying. So he points her towards the shed while thinking that maybe that Cat Annoyance would come by again. Ove’s wife liked Cat Annoyances.
He fetches the drill, takes the hook, stands up on the stool, and starts drilling. The first time the doorbell goes he assumes he’s made a mistake and ignores the sound for that very reason. The second time he realizes that there’s actually someone ringing the bell, and he ignores it for that very reason.
The third time Ove stops drilling and glares at the door. As if he may be able to convince whoever is standing outside to disappear by his mental powers alone. It doesn’t work. The person in question obviously thinks the only rational explanation for his not opening the door the first time around was that he did not hear the doorbell.
Ove steps off the stool, strides across the plastic sheets through the living room and into the hall. Does it really have to be so difficult to kill yourself without constantly being disturbed?
“What?” fumes Ove as he flings the door open.
The Lanky One only manages by a whisker to pull his big head back and avoid an impact with his face.
“Hi!” the Pregnant One exclaims cheerfully beside him, though a foot and a half lower down.
Ove looks down at her, then up at him. The Lanky One is busy touching every part of his face with some reluctance, as if to check that every protuberance is still where it should be.
“This is for you,” she says in a friendly sort of voice, and then shoves a blue plastic box into Ove’s arms.
Ove looks skeptical.
“Cookies,” she explains encouragingly.
Ove nods slowly, as if to confirm this.
“You’ve really dressed up,” she says with a smile.
Ove nods again.
And then they stand there, all three of them, waiting for someone to say something. In the end she looks at the Lanky One and shakes her head with resignation.
“Oh, please, will you stop fidgeting with your face, darling?” she whispers and gives him a push in the side.
The Lanky One raises his eyes, meets her gaze, and nods. Looks at Ove. Ove looks at the Pregnant One. The Lanky One points at the box and his face lights up.
“She’s Iranian, you know. They bring food with them wherever they go.”
Ove gives him a blank stare. The Lanky One looks even more hesitant.
“You know . . . that’s why I go so well with Iranians. They like to cook food and I like to . . .” he begins, with an over-the-top smile.
Then he goes silent. Ove looks spectacularly uninterested.
“. . . eat,” the Lanky One finishes.
He looks as if he’s about to make a drumroll in the air with his fingers. But then he looks at the Pregnant Foreign Woman and decides that it would probably be a bad idea.
“And?” Ove offers, wearily.
She stretches, puts her hands on her stomach.
“We just wanted to introduce ourselves, now that we’re going to be neighbors. . . .”
Ove nods tersely and concisely.
“Okay. Bye.”
He tries to close the door. She stops him with her arm.
“And then we wanted to thank you for backing up our trailer. That was very kind of you!”
Ove grunts. Reluctantly he keeps the door open.
“That’s not something to thank me for.”
“Yeah, it was really nice,” she protests.
“No, I mean it shouldn’t be something to thank me for, because a grown man should be able to back up with a trailer,” he replies, casting a somewhat unimpressed gaze on the Lanky One, who looks at him as if unsure whether or not this is an insult. Ove decides not to help him out of his quandary. He backs away and tries to close the door again.
“My name is Parvaneh!” she says, putting her foot across his threshold.
Ove stares at the foot, then at the face it’s attached to.
As if he’s having difficulties understanding what she just did.
“I’m Patrick!” says the Lanky One.
Neither Ove nor Parvaneh takes the slightest notice of him.
“Are you always this unfriendly?” Parvaneh wonders, with genuine curiosity.
Ove looks insulted.
“I’m not bloody unfriendly.”
“You are a bit unfriendly.”
“No I’m not!”
“No, no, no, your every word is a cuddle, it really is,” she replies in a way that makes Ove feel she doesn’t mean it at all.
He releases his grip on the door handle for a moment or two. Inspects the box of cookies in his hand.
“Right. Arabian cookies. Worth having, are they?” he mutters.
“Persian,” she corrects.
“What?”
“Persian, not Arabian. I’m from Iran—you know, where they speak Farsi?” she explains.
“Farcical? That’s the least you could say,” Ove agrees.
Her laughter catches him off guard. As if it’s carbonated and someone has poured it too fast and it’s bubbling over in all directions. It doesn’t fit at all with the gray cement and right-angled garden paving stones. It’s an untidy, mischievous laugh that refuses to go along with rules and prescriptions.
Ove takes a step backwards. His foot sticks to some tape by the threshold. As he tries to shake it off, with some irritation, he tears up the corner of the plastic. When he tries to shake off both the tape and the plastic sheeting, he stumbles backwards and pulls up even more of it. Angrily, he regains his balance. Remains there on the threshold, trying to summon some calm. Grabs hold of the door handle again, looks at the Lanky One, and tries to quickly change the subject.
“And what are you, then?”