“Um… yeah. He’s my dad.”
“That is so cool,” he cried. “I still can’t believe he moved here. No one famous lives in this place. I know he’s not a movie star or anything, but still. He’s on TV, which is a big deal around here. We love him.”
“Thanks.” Great. I was the one with boobs, but the boy had a thing for my dad. What the hell? Okay. It was time for a subject change.
“So,” I said, crossing my legs. I was wearing a short white skirt, showing off plenty of skin. Too bad it wasn’t quite tanned yet. “What all is there to do around here?”
“Absolutely nothing,” he answered, shrugging his broad shoulders. “We live in the lamest town ever. You just kind of get used to it.”
“Well…” I swiveled in my seat a little, turning so I could press my leg right up against his. My signature move. Worked every time. “We could make it exciting, if you want. I’m a pretty exciting girl.”
Then he started laughing at me.
Not the reaction I was going for.
“Oh, honey.” He reached out suddenly and took my hand in both of his. “You’re cute. You really, really are, but I’m not interested.”
“Why not?” I asked point-blank. No use wondering about it for weeks or letting my self-image plummet because of this loser. Might as well cut to the chase.
Harrison sighed and took one of his hands away from mine. “See that guy over there, with the blond?” he asked, pointing.
My eyes followed in the direction he indicated. Across the room, sitting at a booth by themselves, were Nathan and Bailey. Even from here, I could tell Bailey looked disappointed. Nathan was chatting with her, moving his arms in big, over-the-top gestures. He must have been trying to cheer her up.
“I see him,” I said, nodding. “That’s my… future stepbrother.” I choked on the last two words.
“For real?” Harrison asked.
“Yeah.”
“That sucks for you. I could just eat him up.”
I gawked at him. “What?”
“That’s why I’m not interested,” he explained calmly, like I was an irrational five-year-old. “Your stepbrother over there, he’s more my type… if you know what I mean.”
And, of course, I knew what he meant.
It figured. The one boy in this place I was interested in was not interested in me. After all the shit I’d dealt with over the last two days, getting shot down was just the icing on the cake. But I tried to soothe my ego with the fact that it wasn’t me he wasn’t interested in, it was all girls. Still, not what I needed tonight.
“Shit,” I muttered, slumping back against the bar with my arms folded over my chest.
“I’m sorry,” he said, squeezing my shoulder. “It’s nothing personal. You’re a hottie, but boobs just aren’t my thing.”
“Whatever.”
He smiled. “I still can’t believe you’re Greg Johnson’s daughter. That’s so awesome.”
“It isn’t that glamorous…. Actually, it sucks ass at the moment.”
“How is that possible?” Harrison asked. “He is so hot.”
“My dad? Christ, that’s gross.”
“He is.”
“Ew.”
He reached forward and put a hand on my knee. It was the least sexy knee-rub in the history of knee-rubs. “You get your looks from him, if it helps.”
“Thanks. But that is still gross.”
He laughed and grabbed his glass of soda. “What a pout you’ve got on you,” he said, lifting the drink to his lips.
What a jerk. My misery was not funny. Or cute.
“Here,” he said, putting his glass back down on the rickety bar. “Let me buy you a drink. What do you want?”
No matter how frustrated I felt, a free drink just wasn’t something I could turn down.
“Something strong,” I groaned.
“Coca-Cola strong enough?”
“Hardly.”
He shook his head and looked down the bar. “Joe!” he called. “Hey, honey, can you get the pretty girl a Coke?”
“Only if you stop calling me honey,” the bartender, a bearded man in his thirties, replied. “We’ve had this discussion before, Harrison.”
“Aw, Joe. It’s so cute that you think I listen.”
The bartender poured some Coke into a glass and slid it toward me. Harrison winked and handed the cash to Joe, who rolled his eyes before walking back to the other end of the bar, where more customers waited.
“He hates it when I flirt with him,” Harrison whispered to me. “Which just makes it funnier.”
I laughed and reached for my Coke. “Thanks,” I said, taking a big gulp. I tried to pretend it was tequila—or even just beer—but my body knew better. Goddamn it, I couldn’t even trick myself out of sobriety. Like those cases you hear about sometimes, when people have convinced themselves they were drunk through the power of persuasion. I wanted to persuade myself that I was wasted.
Apparently, I’m not very gullible.
I took another drink, wishing I’d thought to smuggle my bottle of cheap tequila in with me.
“So, how long are you in Hamilton for?”
“Just the summer,” I said. “Then it’s off to University of Kentucky.”
“Nice. What major?”
“No fucking idea.” I sighed. “Kind of hoping Dad will help me figure it out this summer. He went to UK, too. What about you?”
“I graduated a year ago, but I took a year off to figure out all the ‘rest of my life’ stuff, so I know how you feel. But I’m off to UCLA this fall. I’m majoring in fashion design. Maybe not the smartest choice, but it’s what I love.”
“California,” I mused. “I bet you’ll be happy to get out of this shithole.”
He shrugged. “I guess. You know, the place is lame, but it’s home. And it’s not that bad if you know where to go. You just have to have friends.”
“Then I’m screwed.”
He chuckled. “Tell you what. I’ll be your friend, okay?”
“I don’t really do friends,” I told him.
“Good,” he said. “I don’t want you to ‘do’ me. We’ve established the flaws in that plan already. But we can hang out. Oh, or shop. Your outfit is super cute…. Though I’m not a fan of the flip-flops. They look cheap.”
“Thanks, Tim Gunn. Anything else you’d like to critique?”
“I’m just being honest. You’re a fashion slut.”
“Excuse me?”
“You have good taste, but you’re stepping into too many styles,” he said. “Those flip-flops might be all the rage this season, but they don’t fit you. The rest of your look doesn’t scream ‘beach babe.’ Nope. You need to stick with one style. For you, I’d say that style is sexy-casual. Oh, some nice wedge sandals would be perfect for you.”
“You don’t even know me,” I reminded him. “What gives you the right to analyze my style?”
“You’re right,” he agreed. “I don’t know you, but I do know fashion. I’m gay, remember? Do you really want to argue wardrobe choices with me?”
“Just because you’re gay doesn’t mean you get to bandy about that horrible stereotype. I’ve partied with tons of gay guys who sucked with clothes,” I pointed out.
Harrison shrugged. “They weren’t me.”
Reluctantly, I looked down at my flip-flops. I hated to admit it, but he was right. Now that I thought about it, they really didn’t go with the rest of the outfit. They looked kind of tacky with the little plastic flowers along the straps. It just didn’t work for me. Less sexy, more little-girl cutesy.
“So, are you going to argue?” he asked again, clearly watching as I examined the footwear faux pas.
“No,” I mumbled. “I’m not going to argue with you.”