‘Here you are, Marriott,’ he said, ‘I’m afraid we shall have to try you.’
‘That’s what I call really nicely expressed,’ said Marriott to the umpire. ‘Yes, over the wicket.’
Marriott was a slow, ‘House-match’ sort of bowler. That is to say, in a House match he was quite likely to get wickets, but in a First Eleven match such an event was highly improbable. His bowling looked very subtle, and if the ball was allowed to touch the ground it occasionally broke quite a remarkable distance.
The forlorn hope succeeded. The professional for the first time in his innings took a risk. He slashed at a very mild ball almost a wide on the off side. The ball touched the corner of the bat, and soared up in the direction of cover-point, where Pringle held it comfortably.
‘There you are,’ said Marriott, ‘when you put a really scientific bowler on you’re bound to get a wicket. Why on earth didn’t I go on before, Norris?’
‘You wait,’ said Norris, ‘there are five more balls of the over to come.’
‘Bad job for the batsman,’ said Marriott.
There had been time for a run before the ball reached Pringle, so that the novelist was now at the batting end. Marriott’s next ball was not unlike his first, but it was straighter, and consequently easier to get at. The novelist hit it into the road. When it had been brought back he hit it into the road again. Marriott suggested that he had better have a man there.
The fourth ball of the over was too wide to hit with any comfort, and the batsman let it alone. The fifth went for four to square leg, almost killing the umpire on its way, and the sixth soared in the old familiar manner into the road again. Marriott’s over had yielded exactly twenty-two runs. Four to win and two wickets to fall.
‘I’ll never read another of that man’s books as long as I live,’ said Marriott to Gosling, giving him the ball. ‘You’re our only hope, Sammy. Do go in and win.’
The new batsman had the bowling. He snicked his first ball for a single, bringing the novelist to the fore again, and Samuel Wilberforce Gosling vowed a vow that he would dismiss that distinguished novelist.
But the best intentions go for nothing when one’s arm is feeling like lead. Of all the miserable balls sent down that afternoon that one of Gosling’s was the worst. It was worse than anything of Marriott’s. It flew sluggishly down the pitch well outside the leg stump. The novelist watched it come, and his eye gleamed. It was about to bounce for the second time when, with a pleased smile, the batsman stepped out. There was a loud, musical report, the note of a bat when it strikes the ball fairly on the driving spot.
The man of letters shaded his eyes with his hand, and watched the ball diminish in the distance.
‘I rather think,’ said he cheerfully, as a crash of glass told of its arrival at the Pavilion, ‘that that does it.’
He was perfectly right. It did.
[9]
THE BISHOP FINISHES HIS RIDE
Gethryn had started on his ride handicapped by two things. He did not know his way after the first two miles, and the hedges at the roadside had just been clipped, leaving the roads covered with small thorns.
It was the former of these circumstances that first made itself apparent. For two miles the road ran straight, but after that it was unexplored country. The Bishop, being in both cricket and football teams, had few opportunities for cycling. He always brought his machine to School, but he very seldom used it.
At the beginning of the unexplored country, an irresponsible person recommended him to go straight on. He couldn’t miss the road, said he. It was straight all the way. Gethryn thanked him, rode on, and having gone a mile came upon three roads, each of which might quite well have been considered a continuation of the road on which he was already. One curved gently off to the right, the other two equally gently to the left. He dismounted and the feelings of gratitude which he had borne towards his informant for his lucid directions vanished suddenly. He gazed searchingly at the three roads, but to single out one of them as straighter than the other two was a task that baffled him completely. A signpost informed him of three things. By following road one he might get to Brindleham, and ultimately, if he persevered, to Corden. Road number two would lead him to Old Inns, whatever they might be, with the further inducement of Little Benbury, while if he cast in his lot with road three he might hope sooner or later to arrive at Much Middlefold-on-the-Hill, and Lesser Middlefold-in-the-Vale. But on the subject of Anfield and Anfield Junction the board was silent.
Two courses lay open to him. Should he select a route at random, or wait for somebody to come and direct him? He waited. He went on waiting. He waited a considerable time, and at last, just as he was about to trust to luck, and make for Much Middlefold-on-the-Hill, a figure loomed in sight, a slow-moving man, who strolled down the Old Inns road at a pace which seemed to argue that he had plenty of time on his hands.
‘I say, can you tell me the way to Anfield, please?’ said the Bishop as he came up.
The man stopped, apparently rooted to the spot. He surveyed the Bishop with a glassy but determined stare from head to foot. Then he looked earnestly at the bicycle, and finally, in perfect silence, began to inspect the Bishop again.
‘Eh?’ he said at length.
‘Can you tell me the way to Anfield?’
‘Anfield?’
‘Yes. How do I get there?’
The man perpended, and when he replied did so after the style of the late and great Ollendorf.
‘Old Inns,’ he said dreamily, waving a hand down the road by which he had come, ‘be over there.’
‘Yes, yes, I know,’ said Gethryn.
‘Was born at Old Inns, I was,’ continued the man, warming to his subject. ‘Lived there fifty-five years, I have. Yeou go straight down the road an’ yeou cam t’ Old Inns. Yes, that be the way t’ Old Inns.’
Gethryn nobly refrained from rending the speaker limb from limb.
‘I don’t want to know the way to Old Inns,’ he said desperately. ‘Where I want to get is Anfield. Anfield, you know. Which way do I go?’
‘Anfield?’ said the man. Then a brilliant flash of intelligence illumined his countenance. ‘Whoy, Anfield be same road as Old Inns. Yeou go straight down the road, an’—’
‘Thanks very much,’ said Gethryn, and without waiting for further revelations shot off in the direction indicated. A quarter of a mile farther he looked over his shoulder. The man was still there, gazing after him in a kind of trance.
The Bishop passed through Old Inns with some way on his machine. He had much lost time to make up. A signpost bearing the legend ‘Anfield four miles’ told him that he was nearing his destination. The notice had changed to three miles and again to two, when suddenly he felt that jarring sensation which every cyclist knows. His back tyre was punctured. It was impossible to ride on. He got off and walked. He was still in his cricket clothes, and the fact that he had on spiked boots did not make walking any the easier. His progress was not rapid.
Half an hour before his one wish had been to catch sight of a fellow-being. Now, when he would have preferred to have avoided his species, men seemed to spring up from nowhere, and every man of them had a remark to make or a question to ask about the punctured tyre. Reserve is not the leading characteristic of the average yokel.