Needless to say, the question is proving more complicated than that for me. In fact I find this exercise perplexing, and in between each rendezvous point that I’ve been able to come up with (Tunica Hills, our apartment, a campus lawn that she and I once picnicked on), I’ve allowed countless minutes to pass. My problem, I know, is indecisiveness. I lack any confidence in myself or the list, in my predictive capacities or the predictability of my undead body. For what do I really know — aside from a popular-science version of the process — about the undead’s supposed homing instinct? In undeath, a reanimated body can somehow navigate around the streets of its past, returning to sites that have been memorialized as loci in its unconscious. In interviews and newspaper articles, neurologists have even coined a word for this process: mnemocartography. As if the undead could simply read their memories like roadmaps, to keep from getting lost in their labyrinths.40 But what does this really explain? How accurate are these maps? Do only happy sites get maps? Sad sites, shameful sites, traumatic sites? Sites of repression or repetition or rage? How must a memory be affectively inflected for the body to make a note of its postal address? With what authority could I guarantee Rachel that she could find me at that campus lawn?
It was a perfectly ordinary campus lawn. Just an average stretch of grass that we brought blankets and a gin handle to a single dusk last October (a ‘liquor picnic,’ she’d called it), lying alone on our spot in the quad to drink and admire the sunset. What I remember especially is the sweater Rachel was wearing, white cashmere, the kind whose threads fray upward in a fuzz of invisible cilia. She was careful to lie across the red plaid blanket that we’d laid out on the grass, so that she wouldn’t get dirt stains or chlorophyll on the cashmere. Nevertheless, a rogue dead leaf that had found its way onto the blanket somehow got enmeshed in her sweater. It was caught in her right sleeve’s field of fuzz, floating half a centimeter above the sleeve itself on the tips of all those fine white threads. From a certain angle, this gave the brittle leaf the appearance of hovering in the air, and when I pointed out the illusion to Rachel, she laughed with delight. Beaming down at the levitating leaf, she said it looked as if it were bodysurfing on a crowd of ghosts. And by God it did: that dead leaf, brown and crispate, seemed to be borne aloft by a thousand invisible, white hands. And she had noticed it and said so! I was so overcome with love for her then that the entire afternoon seemed to be corroborating the joy in my chest: how crisp the dusk was; how warm I felt from gin; how, even in the early darkness, low as a storm’s shadow, the fall hues around us were still so vibrant and lush, almost to a threatening degree;41 and then that creaky song of geese overhead, two-toned and pendular, like the swaying of an unoiled porch swing — how, if you closed your eyes, you actually felt as if you were lying in a field of unoiled porch swings.
A fine memory. If a couples counselor asked me to adduce memorable moments from our courtship, this memory, surely, would make the cut. But if I were asked, as in fact I have been asked, to adduce memorable moments from my entire life (to survey all of my private Bethlehem stars, drawing up the mnemonic astrolabe that my undead body might be navigating by), who’s to say that this memory — one pinprick of light in my life among many — wouldn’t be lost in the glare of another? Aren’t there strong reasons for doubting that my phantom-footed shape would bother returning there? The lawn is a comparatively limited site, given that I visited it only once and associate only one happiness with it. So it could feasibly be superseded by some older site, a place that has afforded me heterogeneous joys on multiple occasions. If I were being completely honest with myself, wouldn’t I cross the lawn off my list, and replace it, say, with my elementary-school playground? It was on this very playground that I enjoyed — for fifty minutes a day, five days a week, eight years of my childhood—recess, a period of unfettered, enthusiastic play. Wouldn’t the steady, daily, decade-long accumulation of this enthusiasm all but guarantee the playground a first-magnitude memory, more alluring by far (to my undead self at least) than the campus lawn would be?
When I first started brainstorming for this exercise, I thought that it would be a rapid-fire, first-thought-best-thought process. I thought that I would just jot down the most obvious sites that occurred to me, on the assumption that they would be the ones to occur to my undead body. That’s exactly what Matt and I did on behalf of Mr. Mazoch: we stuck to the surface of Matt’s memories of his father, picking out all the prominent spaces from the final years of his life.
But look where that has gotten Matt. Look at how arbitrary and unscientific that selection process is, and how much inefficiency has been introduced into Matt’s search algorithm as a result. Every day he has to check his father’s house, the antiques mall, Louie’s Café (what are all, after all, only best guesses), visiting a dozen such sites with equal vigilance, even though Mr. Mazoch is likely to return, at most, to only a few of them. Matt’s forced to spread his time indiscriminately, among both likely and unlikely sites, simply because he has no way of distinguishing them. He can never be sure, when staking out the house in Denham, that his father isn’t at Louie’s, or vice versa.42 That’s why these traces must be so crazy-making for Mazoch: if only he had been in Denham an hour later, he must be telling himself, instead of at Louie’s. Then he could have seen his father shattering that window.
This scenario is what my own list is supposed to be preventing for Rachel. I should be presenting her with a conscientiously compiled, manageable handful of places that I’m 100 % sure of my visiting. That’s the degree of certainty I should have—100 %!—about my sites and myself. I owe it to her to give my selection process that kind of deliberation and thought, because otherwise she’ll be putting herself as fruitlessly at risk — frustrating the work of her mourning just as much — as Mazoch is whenever he patrols by trial and error the full miscellany of his father’s haunts. I can’t bear the thought of Rachel waiting alone in the rain, jilted by me in undeath, due to the carelessness with which I’ve compiled my list. What if she’s waylaid by undead at a site she never would have gone to if I hadn’t thoughtlessly assured her I could be found there? I imagine her calling out my name on the campus lawn, dangerously calling attention to herself, all while I’m standing beneath the monkey bars on the playground of my old elementary school, a place that she’s never heard me speak about and so has no reason to associate me with. Does Rachel even know where I went to grade school?
‘Done?’ she asks. Looking up I see that she’s set her journal on the concrete and twisted around to study me. Her legs are still propped in front of her, dangling between the balusters of the safety railing. I nod distractedly, then ask, ‘Do you know where I went to grade school?’ ‘St. Aloysius. You’ve told me that.’ ‘You attended Sacred Heart?’ ‘Kay through eight,’ she says, ‘St. Joseph’s for high school. But they’re not on the list.’ Her face scrunches in sudden concern: ‘Should they be on the list?’ ‘That’s a matter for you and your conscience.’ ‘But did you put Aloysius?’ ‘The playground,’ I lie (though I now have every intention of adding it). ‘Oh, the playground!’ she sighs. I can tell by her voice, a whimsy of transported joy, that it’s been years since she’s remembered recess, and that the very word ‘playground’—like the ringing of the recess bell — has sent a crowd of childhood reveries stampeding forth from the recesses of her memory. She writes something down on her list. ‘What about the lawn where we went on that picnic?’ I ask. ‘Do you remember?’ ‘Of course I do,’ she says, ‘the little leaf! I have it down already. But thank you for reminding me.’ She has it down already! Oh, what a jolt of confidence — in that memory, in the list, in myself — it is to hear her say that! Why did I ever doubt the campus lawn? I imagine the other sites that would lie above and below it on her list (her father’s grave, surely, plus the wing of the hospital where he’d been kept; her mother’s house; Tunica probably; and, now that I’ve reminded her of it, the playground at Sacred Heart), and I gratify myself with the illusion that we know everything about one another, are transparent to each other, that our memories share everything.