The windows of the Mercedes were tinted, but as the car passed them, Storm made a peace sign. He envisioned the occupants giving him the finger. Showers scribbled down the license tag and then used her cell phone to enter the car’s license plate into an FBI computerized database in Washington, D.C. The vehicle was registered to the embassy of the Russian Federation in London.
“The Ruskies seem to follow you everywhere we go,” Storm said. “They must enjoy watching you from behind.”
Showers sighed.
They reached the gated entrance to the Duke of Madison’s estate a minute later. Two security guards, with patches on their black berets that identified them as employees of PROTEC, checked their passports and then let them pass.
“Did you notice they were armed?” Storm asked, as the Vauxhall bounced over cobblestones toward the manor house.
“They’re called ‘manned guards’ in England,” Showers said, “and yes, I saw their weapons.”
“Regardless of what they are called,” he said, “security guards are not supposed to be armed in Britain. Maybe we should call your buddies at Scotland Yard and report them for breaking the rules.”
Ignoring the dig, Showers said, “According to my briefing papers, the manor house is about five miles up this road. The entire estate consists of ten thousand acres. The main house was built in 1532 with stones cut from a nearby quarry and was designed to show off the Duke of Madison’s vast wealth.”
“How’d the duke’s heirs lose it?” Storm asked.
“Bad bets in hedge funds and London casinos,” she replied. “Your kind of people.”
The three-story mansion came into sight. A carved stag and the duke’s coat of arms were sculpted in marble above each window.
A man and woman were waiting. Storm recognized Antonija Nad from their overnight flight.
“I’m Georgi Lebedev,” the man said, extending his hand as they stepped from their rented car. “I recognize Special Agent April Showers from the BBC.”
Showers blushed.
“Yes, she’s becoming quite the celebrity here. I expect the queen to invite her over any day now,” Storm said. He introduced himself as Steve Mason from the State Department.
“He’s only here as an advisor,” Showers added. “Seen but not heard.”
Lebedev said, “This is Ms. Antonija Nad, our chief of security.”
“Yes,” said Storm. “We were on the same flight from Washington this morning.”
“I didn’t notice,” Nad replied.
She was lying.
“I didn’t notice you either,” Showers said.
She was lying, too.
“I always notice beautiful women,” Storm said.
He was not lying.
Nad gave Storm a slight smile.
He noticed she was carrying a CZ P-01 semiautomatic pistol in a holster on her belt. “I thought it was illegal for manned guards to carry weapons in England,” he said.
“It is completely against the law,” Lebedev said, “but under an old English law, a nobleman, such as a duke, has the authority to arm his knights for the protection of his lands and his serfs. Obviously, Mr. Petrov is not a duke, but when he purchased the estate, we were able to persuade the duke’s heirs to sign a document that gives us permission to carry weapons while we are on the grounds here. Quite frankly, I’m not sure it would pass legal muster if someone complained, but no one has.”
“Does this mean Ms. Nad is a knight?” Storm asked, looking at her dark eyes.
“It means I can shoot you if necessary,” she replied.
Lebedev led them into the manor house. As they walked, Showers said, “I didn’t realize Russian oligarchs made it a practice to have English tea.”
“Please don’t refer to him as an oligarch,” Lebedev replied. “It’s not a compliment in Russia. And please don’t assume that because we are Russians, we only drink vodka.”
“I meant no offense,” Showers said.
“I’d rather have a good shot of Putinka, any day, than to drink English tea,” Storm volunteered.
“Ah, you’re familiar with Russian vodkas,” Lebedev said. “I’m sure we can find some Putinka for you.”
“I suspect Mr. Petrov’s tastes are more along the line of Kauffman,” Showers said, showing off.
“First you mention the most popular vodka in Moscow and then you mention the most expensive. I’ll ask one of our servants to pour you a sample to see if you palates match your knowledge.”
“None for me,” said Showers. “When I’m working, I stick to something nonalcoholic. Tea will be fine.”
“Then I will drink her shots,” Storm said.
They walked through a massive dining room and exited the house, entering a garden courtyard.
“We’ll be having what the English call low tea, which is an afternoon snack, as opposed to high tea,” said Lebedev, “which is more of a meal.”
“I don’t see Mr. Petrov,” Showers said.
“He’ll be joining us shortly. Please be seated.”
They sat in chairs on opposite sides of an oblong table covered with a white linen cloth. The head spot was left empty. Storm noticed that it also had a chair larger than the others, to support Petrov’s girth. Three men wearing formal attire brought out silver trays with fresh strawberries dipped in chocolate, egg salad finger sandwiches, and warm scones with Devonshire cream. Nad and Storm didn’t take any. But Showers and Lebedev sampled the offerings. A fourth servant poured tea for the women, but brought shot glasses to the table for the men.
Ivan Petrov entered the courtyard through a side door in the mansion. “Don’t get up,” he said. “I apologize for being late, but when you have businesses in different time zones, sometimes it’s difficult to keep a normal schedule.” He spotted the shot glasses.
“Ah,” he said. “I’m so glad our American friends are not sticklers for English tradition. But I’m surprised that you didn’t want an imported beer, Mr. Mason.”
The reference to beer showed that he’d had Nad run a background check on him. Did they also suspect that his real name was not Steve Mason and he wasn’t a State Department employee?
“Mr. Lebedev has proposed a challenge,” Storm explained. “One shot glass contains Kauffman and the other Putinka.”
“I’ll play,” said Petrov. “But first, are you a sporting man?”
“What are the stakes?”
“I’m extremely wealthy and you, sadly, collect a government salary,” Petrov bragged. “How can we make this fair? Here’s what I suggest. I will bet whatever British pounds I have on my person against whatever pounds you have in your wallet. This way neither of us will know the true value of the prize until we win. It will be part of the fun.”
“Okay,” Storm said.
The two men reached for the first shot of vodka simultaneously and swallowed the contents of the glasses in front of them.
Smacking his lips, Petrov said, “I believe the first glass was the Kauffman.”
“I agree,” said Storm.
Petrov ordered the servant to pour another round.
Again, Petrov went first, downing both shot glasses. “This time, it’s the second glass,” he said.
Storm followed. “And this time, I disagree.”
Everyone looked at the servant. “Which glass did you pour the Kauffman into?” Petrov asked.
A glint of fear sparked inside the man’s eyes.
“C’mon, man,” said Petrov. “Be honest. You won’t be fired. Or horsewhipped.” He grinned. “Tell us which glass had the Kauffman.”
“Your guest is the one who is correct, sir. I poured it into the first glass. The second was the Putinka.”
Petrov laughed. “And so, my friend, you win.” He reached into the jacket of his stylist coat and withdrew a leather wallet. “Unfortunately,” he said, “I never carry money. No British pounds, no American dollars, no Russian rubles. Nothing. Look for yourself.” He opened his billfold, exposing a dozen top-end credit cards but not a single bill. “This is because I have people who pay all of my bills whenever I leave the estate. It is one of the perks of being rich. You never touch cash. I apologize, but you win nothing.”