As she neared the bottom, Porcelain broke into the most heartbreaking smile that I have ever seen on a human face: a smile that encompassed us all and yet, at the same time, managed to single out each one of us for particular dazzlement.
No queen—not even Cleopatra herself—had ever made such an entrance, and I found myself gaping in open-mouthed admiration at the sheer audacity of it.
As she swept lightly past me at the bottom of the stairs, she leaned in close upon my neck, her lips almost brushing my ear.
“How do I look?” she whispered.
All she needed was a rose in her teeth, but I hardly dared say so.
Father took a single step forward and offered her his arm.
“Shall we go in to dinner?” he asked.
“Macaroons!” Porcelain said. “How I love them!”
Mrs. Mullet beamed. “I shall give you the recipe, dear,” she said. “It’s the tinned milk as gives ’em the extra fillet.”
I nearly gagged, but a few deft passes of my table napkin provided a neat distraction.
Daffy and Feely, to give them credit, had—apart from their initial goggling—seemed not to have turned a hair at Porcelain’s borrowed costume, although they couldn’t take their eyes off her.
At the table, they asked interesting questions—mostly about her life in London during the war. In general, and against all odds, my sisters were charming beyond belief.
And Father … dear Father. Although Porcelain’s sudden appearance in Harriet’s wardrobe must have shocked him deeply, he managed somehow to keep a miraculously tight grip on himself. In fact, for a few hours, it was as if Harriet had been returned to him from the dead.
He smiled, he listened attentively, and at one point he even told rather an amusing story about an old lady’s first encounter with a beekeeper.
It was as if, for a few hours, Porcelain had cast a spell upon us all.
There was only one awkward moment, and it came towards the end of the evening.
Feely had just finished playing a lovely piano arrangement of Antonin Dvorak’s Gypsy Songs, Opus 55: Songs My Great-Grandfather Taught Me, one of her great favorites.
“Well,” she asked, getting up from the piano and turning to Porcelain, “what do you think? I’ve always wanted to hear the opinion of a real Gypsy.”
You could have cut the silence with a knife.
“Ophelia …” Father said.
I held my breath, afraid that Porcelain would be offended, but I needn’t have worried.
“Quite beautiful in places,” she said, giving Feely that dazzling smile. “Of course I’m no more than half-Gypsy, so I only enjoyed every other section.”
“I thought she was going to leap over the piano stool and scratch my eyes out!”
We were back upstairs in my bedroom after what had been, for both of us, something of an ordeal.
“Feely wouldn’t do that,” I said. “At least, not with Father in the room.”
There had been no mention of Brookie Harewood, and apart from a polite enquiry by Father (“I hope your grandmother is getting on well?”), nothing whatever said about Fenella.
It was just as well, as I didn’t fancy having to answer inconvenient, and perhaps even embarrassing, questions about my recent activities.
“They seem nice, though, your sisters, really,” Porcelain remarked.
“Ha!” I said. “Shows what little you know! I hate them!”
“Hate them? I should have thought you’d love them.”
“Of course I love them,” I said, throwing myself full length onto the bed. “That’s why I’m so good at hating them.”
“I think you’re having me on. What have they ever done to you?”
“They torture me,” I said. “But please don’t ask me for details.”
When I knew that I had gained her undivided attention, I rolled over onto my stomach so that I couldn’t see her.
Talking to someone dressed in my mother’s clothing was eerie enough, without recounting to her the tortures my sisters had inflicted upon me.
“Torture you?” she said. “In what way? Tell me about it.”
For a long while there was only the sound of my brass alarm clock ticking on the bedside table, chopping the long minutes into manageable segments.
Then, in a rush, it all came spilling out. I found myself telling her about my ordeal in the cellars: how they had lugged me down the stairs, dumped me on the stone floor, and frightened me with horrid voices; how they had told me I was a changeling, left behind by the pixies when the real Flavia de Luce was abducted.
Until I heard myself telling it to Porcelain, I had no idea how badly shaken the ordeal had left me.
“Do you believe me?” I asked, desperate, somehow, for a “yes.”
“I’d like to,” she said, “but it’s hard to imagine such ladylike young women operating their own private dungeon.”
Ladylike young women? I’m afraid I almost uttered a word that would have shocked a sailor.
“Come on,” I said, leaping to my feet and tugging at her arm. “I’ll show you what ladylike young women get up to when no one is looking.”
“Cor!” Porcelain said. “It’s a bloody crypt!”
In spite of an occasional electric bulb strung here and there on frayed wiring, the cellars were a sea of darkness. I had brought from the pantry the pewter candlestick that was kept for those not infrequent occasions when the current failed at Buckshaw, and I held it above my head, moving the flickering light from side to side.
“See? There’s the sack they threw over my head.
“And look,” I said, holding the candle down close to the flagstones. “Here are their footprints in the dust.”
“Seems like rather a lot of them for a couple of ladylike young women,” Porcelain said skeptically. “Rather large, too,” she added.
She was right. I could see that at once.
Distinct footprints led off into the darkness, too big to be Daffy’s or mine or Feely’s, which mingled near the bottom of the stairs. Nor were they Father’s: He had not come all the way down the steps, and even if he had, his leather-soled shoes left distinct impressions with which I was quite familiar.
Dogger’s footprints, too, were unmistakeable: long and narrow, and placed one in front of the other with the precision of a red Indian.
No, these were not Father’s footprints, nor were they Dogger’s. If my suspicions were correct, they had been made by someone wearing rubber boots.
“Let’s see where they go,” I said.
Porcelain’s presence bucked up my bravery no end, and I was ready to follow the prints to wherever they might take us.
“Do you think that’s wise?” she asked, the whites of her eyes flashing in the light of the candle. “No one knows we’re down here. If we fell into a pit or something, we might die before anyone found us.”
“There are no pits down here,” I said. “Just a lot of old cellars.”
“Are you sure?”
“Of course I’m sure. I’ve been down here hundreds of times.”
Which was a lie: Prior to my inquisition, I had been in the cellars just once, with Dogger, when I was five, hunting for a pair of eighteenth-century alabaster urns that had been put away at the beginning of the war to protect them from possible air raids.
Candle held high, I set off along one of the black passageways. Porcelain could either follow, or stay where she was in the dark shadows between the widely spaced electric bulbs.
Needless to say, she followed.
I had already formed the theory that the footprints had been made by Brookie Harewood—the late Brookie Harewood—but there was no point in mentioning this to Porcelain, who would probably get the wind up at the very idea of following in a dead man’s footsteps.
But what on earth could Brookie have been doing in the Buckshaw cellars?
“Poachers know all the shortcuts,” Father had once said, and again, he was probably right.