“I was wondering,” he said, “about a check I sent you six weeks ago. It hasn’t come through my bank, and I was wondering if you got it.”
Wolfe nodded. “I tore it up.”
“But you shouldn’t. I’m going to insist. It wasn’t much, for what you did, but I said we would pay what we could, and we want to. My wife and my son — we insist.”
“I resent that, Mr. Whipple.”
“You resent it?”
“Certainly. I undertook to cancel an obligation, and I have done so, and you would restore it. Pfui. I wouldn’t have made the original fantastic engagement, to find a blemish on that woman, for any fee any man could offer. Its development wasn’t your doing and didn’t affect the nature of my commitment. What you insist on is keeping me in your debt.”
“That’s sophistry.”
“Good. Probably no man will ever corral truth, but Protagoras came closer to it than Plato. If you send me another check I’ll burn it. Your son sent me a well-worded letter of appreciation, and it was welcome. How is he?”
“He’s all right. This was a hard experience for him, but he’s all right. He’s developing another — uh — personal interest. You probably remember her, with your memory. Beth Tiger. A very attractive girl.”
Wolfe shot a glance at me, and I let my jaw fall, but not in time. Whipple was going on. “My wife likes her and she’s very happy about it. I’m going to tell you something my wife said the other day. We were discussing the trial, Mrs. Ault, and we got to talking about you, and she said, ‘I wish he was a Negro.’” He smiled. “Now there’s a compliment.”
Wolfe grunted. “If I were, Mr. Goodwin would have to be one too.”
I haven’t bothered to take that apart. As I said, I gave up long ago trying to figure how his mind works.