What would you have me then? cried the seaman.
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I wouldnt have you any other than what you are, sir, replied Doctor Syn, with his hand on the door latcha thoroughly entertaining and vastly amusing old seadog, mahogany as a dinner wagon, and loaded with so many fancies as to be creaking near the breaking point.
The captain was so taken aback with the extraordinary manner of the Doctor that he could only look and gasp. Doctor Syn, perfectly at ease, opened the door.
I wonder? he said in a low voice, almost tenderly, Jerry thought.
The captain, with a great effort, managed to ejaculate, What?
Why your mother sent you to sea, for as an apothecaryan apothecary aye, yes, indeed, what a magnificent analyzing apothecary the world has missed in you, sir. And to the captains amazement and Jerrys astonishment the vicar went out, closing the door behind him.
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The captain could do nothing but stare at the closed door, while Jerry, perceiving nothing entertaining in that, stared at the captain, who suddenly exploded out in his great sea voice:
An apothecary, an analyzing apothecary! What in the devils name does he mean by that?
Jerry still looked at the captain. Certainly he had never beheld any one more unlike an apothecary. By the widest stretch of his imagination he could not picture the captain mixing drugs or making experiments.
Its my opinion he said, and then hesitated.
Yes? thundered the captain, with an eagerness that seemed to welcome any opinion.
well, its my opinion, sir, that Doctor Syn is off his headmad, sir. And its my opinion, potboy, said the captain, as if he valued his own opinion as highly as Jerry Jerks, its my opinion that hes nothing of the kind.
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Hes feigning madness. He had to do something that he knew would take my breath away for the moment, knowing me to be dense, and he succeeded, for if any man was unqualified to be an apothecary, Im the fellow. An analyzing apothecary!
Then the captain sat down in the armchair and laughed till the tears rolled down his cheeks, and Jerry was obliged to join in, though he didnt know what he was laughing at. At length he stopped and became most suddenly grave. Getting up, he placed his hands on Jerrys shoulders.
Look here, potboy, he said, you and I have common secrets that I know. What the devil you were doing out on the Marsh the night before last I dont know, but that you saw the schoolmaster kill Pepper I do know.
You know? cried Jerk, utterly astonished. Then Doctor Syn must have told you, for I never breathed a word.
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I know all about it, my boy, because I was hiding in the same dyke as you. Now see here, from what Ive seen of you, I imagine you can be relied upon. Well pluck a leaf out of that parsons book. Well find out his mystery. Well find out the whole mystery of this damned Marsh, and as to being apothecaries, why, damme, so we will. Well take him at his word.
And be apothecaries, sir? asked Jerry, more puzzled now than ever.
Yes, cried the captain, slapping his great hands up and down upon Jerrys shoulders. Apothecaries make experiments, dont they?
I dare say they do, sir, replied Jerk.
Well, so will we, my lad, went on the captain, as happy as a sand boy. Well set a trap for all this mystery to walk into. Well set a big trap, my lad big enough to hold all the murderers and mulattoes on the Marsh, the demon riders as well, and certainly not forgetting the coffins in Mippss shop nor the bottles of Alsace Lorraine beneath this floor. Well catch the lot, my boy, and
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analyze em. Yes, damn em! well analyze em, inside and outside, by night and by day, give em to Jack Ketchto old Jack Ketch, wholl hang em up to dry. Not a word, my boy, to any one; not a word. Heres a guinea bit to hold your tongue; and look to hear from me before the days out, for I shall want your help to-morrow night.
And the captain was gone. Literally rushed out of the door he had, leaving Jerk alone in a whirl.
Well, he said to himself, if a man ever deserved a third breakfast, Im the one, and here goes; for both of these fellows is stark, staring mad, though its wonderful the way they all seems to take to me.
And thrusting the precious guinea bit into his pocket, Jerk again vigorously attacked the victuals.
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Chapter 23
A Young Recruit
Talk about an ealthy child, and there he is, said Mrs. Waggetts, entering the sanded parlour with Sexton Mipps. And eat; nothing like eating to increase your fat, is there, Mister Mipps? But, there, I suppose you never had no fat on you to speak of, cos if ever a man was one of Pharaohs lean kine, you was. Its hard work wots kept me thin, Missus Waggetts, replied the sinister sexton; hard work and scheming; and a little of both would do our young Jerry here no harm.
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As to work, replied Jerry, gulping down more food, there aint been no complaints against me, I believes, Missus Waggetts?
Certainly not, Jerry, my boy, responded that lady affably.
Thats good, said Jerk, and then turning to the sexton he added: And as to scheming, Mister Sexton, how do you know I dont scheme? Some folks are so took up with their own schemes that praps they dont get time to notice wot others are a-doin. I has lots of schemes, I has. I thinks about em by day, I does, and dreams of em at night.
And they gives you a rare knack of puttin away Missus Waggetts victuals, Im a-noticin, dryly remarked the sexton.
Lor, Im sure hes heartily welcome to anything Ive got, returned the landlady. It fair cheers me up to see him eat well, and itll be a fine man hell be making in a year or so.
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Aye, that I will, cried young Jerk; and when Im a hangman I aint agoin to forget my old friend. Ill come along from the town every Sunday, I will, and well go and hear Parson Syn preach just the same as we does now, and Mister Mipps will show us into the pew, and everybody will turn round and stare at us and say: Why, there goes hangman Jerk! Then well come back and have a bite of supper together, that is providing I dont have to sup with the squire at the Court House.
That ud be likely, interrupted Mipps.
And, after weve had supper, Ill tell you stories about horrible sights Ive seen in the week, and terrible things Ive done, and itll go hard with Sexton Mipps to keep even with me with weird yarnin, I tells you.
Ha! ha! chuckled Mipps. Strike me dead and knock me up slipshod in a buckrum coffin, if the man Jerry Jerk dont please me. Look at him, Missus Waggetts. Will you please do me the favour of lookin at him hard, though
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dont let it put you off your feed, Jerry. Why, at your age I had just such notions as youve got, but then I never had your advantages. Why, at thirteen years of age I was as growed up in my fancies as this Jerk. Sweetmeats to devil, eh, Jerry? for its some who grows above such garbage from their first rocking in the cradle. This Jerry Jerk is a man; why, bless you, hes more a man than lots of em what thinks they be. Aye, more a man than some of em wots a-doin mans work.