It did not surprise me that Holmes preferred not to reveal our part in that night’s terrible affair. It was not merely that he had his methods; in this circumstance, his self-esteem was involved, and it had suffered a grievous blow.
“Let’s slip away, Watson,” said he, bitterly, “like the addle-brained idiots we have become.”
Chapter VII
The Slayer of Hogs
“What you failed to see, Watson, was the cloaked figure of Joseph Beck leaving the pub, just as the girl gave evidence of her intention to go elsewhere. You had eyes only for me.”
It was dismally evident to me that I had been the culprit, not he, but there was no hint of this in his voice. I attempted to assess the blame, but he cut short my apologies. “No, no,” said he, “it was my stupidity that let the monster slip through our fingers, not yours.”
Chin on breast, Holmes went on. “When I emerged from the pub, the girl was just turning the corner. Beck was nowhere in sight, and I could only assume either that he had made off in the other direction, or was crouched in one of the dark doorways nearby. I chose the latter assumption. I followed the girl around the corner and heard approaching footsteps, catching a glimpse of a caped man entering behind us. Not dreaming that it was you―your figure and Beck’s do not greatly differ, I fear, Watson―I took the skulker to be our pawn-broker. I hid myself in turn, and you passed me. Then I heard the cries, and I thought I had stalked the Ripper successfully. Thereupon I attacked, and discovered my unforgiveable error.”
We had finished our morning tea, and Holmes was pacing his quarters at Baker Street in a fury. I followed his movements sadly, wishing I possessed the power to erase the whole incident from the slate, not only for Polly’s sake, but for my friend’s peace of mind.
“Then,” continued Holmes, savagely, “whilst we were preoccupied with our blunders, the Ripper struck. The arrogance of this fiend!” cried he. “The contempt, the utter self-confidence, with which he perpetrates his outrages! Believe me, Watson, I shall lay the monster by the heels if it is the last act of my life!”
“It would appear,” said I, thinking to divert his bitter thoughts, “that Joseph Beck has been exonerated, at least of last night’s murder.”
“Quite so. Beck could not possibly have reached his quarters, cleansed himself of the blood, undressed, and donned night-clothes before we were upon him.” Holmes seized his cherry-wood, and his Persian slipper, then cast them down in disgust. “Watson,” said he, “all we accomplished last night was to eliminate one suspect from amongst London’s millions. At such a rate, we shall succeed in spotting our quarry some time during the next century!”
I could find nothing to say in refutation. But then Holmes suddenly threw back his spare shoulders and directed a steely glance at me. “But enough of this, Watson! We shall imitate the Phoenix. Get dressed. We are going to pay another visit to Dr. Murray’s mortuary.”
Within the hour, we stood before the Montague Street portal to that gloomy establishment. Holmes glanced up and down the shabby thoroughfare.
“Watson,” said he, “I should like a more detailed picture of this neighbourhood. Whilst I venture inside, will you be good enough to scout the near streets?”
Eager to atone for my bungling of the previous night, I readily agreed.
“When you have finished, you will no doubt find me in the hostel.” Holmes disappeared through the morgue gate.
I found that the vicinity of Montague Street possessed no common commercial establishments. The further side was occupied by a row of warehouses that presented locked entrances and no sign of life.
But when I turned the corner, I came upon a more active scene. I saw a green-grocer’s stall, where a house-wife haggled with the proprietor over the price of a cabbage. The shop next door housed a tobacconist’s. Just beyond, there stood a small, evil-looking public-house with a weathered replica of a hansom cab above the door.
My attention was soon drawn to an open entrance-way on the street’s near side. A great squealing emanated therefrom. It sounded as if a battalion of pigs was being slaughtered. As it turned out, this was precisely the case. I entered through an ancient stone archway, came out into a courtyard, and found myself in an abattoir. Four lean, live hogs were penned in one corner; the butcher, a grossly-muscled youth in a bloody leather apron, was in the act of dragging a fifth toward a suspended hook. In a callous manner, he hoisted the animal, and chained its hind legs to the hook. A rusted pulley creaked as he hauled on the rope. He tied a swift knot, and the hog squealed and thrashed as if it knew its fate.
As I watched in disgust, the butcher’s boy took up a long knife and, without a qualm, plunged it into the hog’s throat. The sounds gurgled away, and the boy stepped back to avoid the gout of dark blood. Then, he walked carelessly into the red pool, and slashed the animal’s throat open. Whereupon the knife swept down, opening the animal from tail to jowls.
It was not the butchery, however, that made me look away. My glance was drawn to what appeared to me even more horrible―the sight of the idiot, the creature whom both Sherlock Holmes and his brother Mycroft had identified as Michael Osbourne. He was crouched in one corner of the abattoir, oblivious of all else but the butcher’s work. The operation seemed to fascinate him. His eyes drank in the bloody carcase of the animal in a manner that I can only describe as obscene.
His preliminary work done, the butcher’s boy stepped back and favoured me with a smile.
“Lookin’ for a bit o’ pork, guv’ner?”
“No, thank you! I was strolling by―”
“An’ you heard the squealin’. Yer has to be a stranger, guv’ner, else you would not o’ bothered. The neighbourhood’s used to their ruddy noise.” He turned cheerfully to Michael Osbourne. “Ain’t that right, dummy?”
The imbecile smiled, and nodded.
“The dummy’s the only one that keeps me comp’ny. I’d be fair lonesome ’thout him.”
“Your work is certainly not carried on under the most cleanly conditions,” said I, distastefully.
“Clean-ly, says ’e,” chuckled the boy. “Guv’ner, folk ’ereabouts’ve got a fat lot more to turn their stomachs than a little dirt on their pork―bloody right they ’ave!” He winked. “The gels, ’specially. They’re too busy o’ nights keepin’ their own ’ides in one piece.”
“You refer to the Ripper?”
“That I do, guy, that I do. ’E’s keepin’ the tarts nervy o’ late.”
“Did you know the girl who was murdered last night?”
“I did. Passed ’er two-and-six t’other night for a quick whack, I did. Poor little tart didn’t ’ave ’er rent, and I’m that gen’rous, I ’ates to see a gel trampin’ the ruddy streets in the fog fer want o’ a bed.”
Some instinct made me pursue the tasteless conversation. “Have you any idea as to the identity of the Ripper?”
“Lord love yer, guv. ’E might just be yer own lordship, now, mightn’t ’e? Yer got to admit, ’e’s prob’ly a toff, don’t yer?”
“Why do you say that?”
“Well, now, let’s look at it this way. I’m at ’ome with blood in my perfession, cozy with it, yer might say, and so I ’ave to think that way, right?”
“What are you driving at?”
“Guv, the way that Ripper carves ’em up, ’e’s just got to get smeary. But nobody’s never seen a smeared-up bloke runnin’ from one o’ those murders, now, ’ave they?”
“I believe not,” said I, rather startled.
“An’ why not, guv’ner? ’Cause a toff wearin’ a opry cloak over ’is duds could cover up the bloody res-ee-doo, so ter speak! Wouldn’ yer say? Well, I ’ave ter get back to this carcase.”