He will beat me again tonight, she thought, still distant from herself, her body gathering and shrinking inside her clothes with well-learned fear, her mind strangely unmoved. Perhaps she was at last getting used to it.
Instead of bowing her head as she usually did, consciously trying to placate him, she turned and looked in Carey’s direction though she couldn’t see him since he was still sitting on a rock. What was the point of trying to placate someone who enjoyed beating her? She carried on looking, ignoring the fingers bruising her arm and shifting her feet to avoid Sir Henry’s, until she saw Carey standing, still pale, still coughing, but not obviously dying. He was shaking his head.
This is a stupid thing to do, she thought to herself; I don’t even like football.
“My lord, I am feeling a little faint with the heat,” she said to her husband in a voice loud enough to be heard by the other courtiers nearby. “By your leave, I’ll go back to our lodgings now as you so kindly suggested.”
She knew the King would have no interest at all in the few women attending him, unlike Queen Elizabeth. She also knew that now she had seen what Sir Henry had brought her to see, he would be less insistent.
Sir Henry looked briefly pleased at having made an impression and then hissed, “Ye can stay and watch till the end.”
She curtseyed gravely to him, as if he had said yes. “My lord is very kind.”
Without pausing, she turned and curtseyed to the King in his carven chair and then walked away over the Brig Port and back into Dumfries. Obedience to Sir Henry had never made any difference as far as she could see, so she would try pleasing herself for a change. Besides, she wanted to get some sleep before the evening. Behind her the football match continued with much shouting.
Wednesday 12th July 1592, dawn
Carey had slept very badly, partly because his balls were sore. In the long run, though, he had been well out of the football match which had descended into a pitched brawl at the end amid such confusion that nobody could tell which side had won. The King had been very displeased. The other reason for wakefulness was the fact that the truckle bed Lord Maxwell’s servants had found him was alive with fleas and six inches too short for his legs which dangled off the end even though he lay diagonally. On waking up he found that one of Maxwell’s enormous Irish wolfhounds had curled up next to him at some time during the night and could thus explain the strange hairiness of the dream women he had met in his sleep.
“Good morning, bedfellow,” he said politely. The wolfhound panted, yawned and slobbered a vast tongue lovingly over his face. There was shouting in the next room, something about a surgeon.
It seemed Lord Maxwell was already awake. He came in, drinking his morning beer while he put on his jack.
“The King’s gone fra the town for the hunt already,” he said without preamble as Carey swung his legs over the bed and sat up scratching and wiping dog drool off with his shirtsleeve. “I’m riding out to join him, if ye care to come?”
“I said I would, my lord,” Carey answered after a moment as he put on his hose.
Dodd appeared in his usual foul dawn mood, Red Sandy and Sim’s Will at his back, but there was no sign of Young Hutchin.
“Not again,” said Carey. “Did you see anything that…?”
“He slipped off when he woke, said he wanted to find his cousins and to tell ye not to be afeared for him, he willnae fall for it twice.”
“Bloody Grahams,” muttered Carey as he put on his doublet and began buttoning the front. “Will it be safe to leave our packponies and remounts here, my Lord Maxwell?”
Lord Maxwell was already on his way down the stairs, irritable about something. He gestured.
“They’ll be as safe as mine own. Are ye coming?”
Carey hurried to pull his boots on and follow the new lord Warden down to the courtyard, still rubbing his face and wishing he could shave. The wolfhound came padding softly after him, shaking herself occasionally. There was no doubt about it, Maxwell was in a temper and was looking at him with suspicion under those sooty eyebrows of his. What had Carey heard when he woke, something about a surgeon? Ah. Inspiration suddenly flowered.
“The guns,” he said aloud.
“Guns?” asked Maxwell, eyes like slits.
“The two hundred-odd mixed calivers and pistols you have in Lochmaben, along with ammunition and priming powder,” Carey enlarged coolly. “If you like, I’ll inspect them for you and tell you if they’re bad or not.”
It wasn’t how he had planned to find out for certain whether Maxwell had the guns from the Carlisle armoury, but springing it on him that way certainly got an answer. Maxwell was bug-eyed with surprise.
“How did ye ken…?”
Carey sighed. “Somebody bought them,” he said. “And you have the money.”
Maxwell leaned over the trestle table set up to feed the men, and cut a piece of cheese. “Why should I want so many guns?” he asked with a failed attempt at being casual.
Carey laughed. “To wipe out the Johnstones, of course, my lord, once King James has gone back to Edinburgh.”
Maxwell sniffed and examined his fingernails elaborately. His other hand drummed a beat on the table.
“How do ye know?”
“I didn’t know for sure, my lord,” Carey admitted, breaking open a penny loaf and throwing some crumbs to the doves from the cote on the roof who had come out cautiously in hopes of food. “Only, any man would like to end a feud in his favour if he could.”
Maxwell started examining the other fingernails now, while his right hand began stroking at his dagger hilt. Oh, not again, Dodd groaned inwardly. He had been too outraged at Carey’s question to speak, why can the bloody Courtier never let be? We’re in the Maxwell’s own townhouse and he’s March Warden forbye…
But Carey was grinning, sitting carefully down on a bench, leaning back and plunking his boots on the table with a heavy double thud.
“I don’t care what you do to the Johnstones, my lord,” he said, waving his bread. “It’s none of my concern, because it’s Scottish West March business entirely and the Johnstones are a thorn in our side as well. I’m only interested in guns.”
“And ye’d know if ye saw them whether they were faulty or not?”
“Yes,” said Carey simply. “And if somebody’s already been hurt by one, don’t you think that would be wise, before you take on the Johnstones?”
Maxwell stared at him for a moment longer, calculating. “My cousin,” he answered obliquely, “was blinded last night and may not live the week. When can you check them?”
“At your lordship’s convenience, after I’ve seen the King.”
***
The King of Scotland was hunting the deer. In the distance, he could hear the hounds at full cry and the beaters behind them with their drums and trumpets and clappers and in between the beating of hooves on the ground as the game the foresters had found in the days preceding were driven inexorably down through the valley to where the court waited, bows strung at the ready. Occasionally the King liked to stalk a single noble beast, perhaps a hart of twelve points, the King of the Forest, with only the help of a couple of lymer-dogs and foresters, spending perhaps a day or more to waylay the animal and take his life personally with a crossbow. Certainly that was the hunting which gave him the greatest personal satisfaction and he knew he was good at it, being as patient and cunning as a ghillie, but this was business. His court needed venison in quantity, which unfortunately eliminated finesse.
Their hides had been well-built and disguised with brush. Each of the nobles had their best-liked weapon, whether longbow, crossbow or lance. Some had boar spears in case some wild boar should have been put up. None had firearms, mainly because of the damage they did to the skins and also to reduce wastage in beaters. And it was well known King James didn’t like them.