King James gestured imperiously to dismiss Sir Robert, who once more genuflected and kissed the royal hand, the contact of skins dry and without content. The clerk and the secretary exchanged glances when they saw their king’s squint-eyed look, and the secretary reordered the papers he was holding. Dammit, he could drink if he wanted to, he was the King.
Carey backed off, bowed at the door, stepped back another three paces out of sight and then turned and left. King James sighed, tears of self-pity pricking at his eyes: one day he would find someone like d’Aubigny again, one day it would happen. He was the King, and he tried to be a good king and bring peace and justice to his thrawn dangerous uncharming people; surely God would relent again and let him taste love.
Dodd came on Carey washing his hands and face in well-water and drinking aqua vitae by the gulp. He was already a little drunk, Dodd saw, which was no surprise if he had just had audience with the King of Scots, and he was also wound up tight, almost quivering with tension.
“Did the King have anything to say about the guns?” asked Dodd, who knew what Carey had been hoping for.
Carey grunted, shook his head, looked about for a towel, saw that the courtyard of Maxwell’s town house had no such things, and wiped his hands on his hose.
“Any luck with the German or the Italians?” he demanded harshly.
Dodd shook his head in turn. “I dinnae think the German can still be alive,” he said positively, wishing he knew why the foreigners were important. “I’ve been up and down this bloody nest of Scots and not a hide nor a hair of him is there anywhere. Signor Bonnetti is supplying His Majesty with wine, but ye knew that already. How’s the King?”
At least I didn’t nearly puke in his lap this time, thought Carey gloomily, but Jesus, it was close. What is it about me that makes him like me so? I don’t look anything like Lord Spynie, thank God. The aqua vitae burned pleasantly in his throat and he poured Dodd some, as well as more for himself. Dodd, he saw, was full of morbid curiosity about his audience and clearly fighting the impulse to ask nosy questions.
“Drunk when I left him, drunk and maudlin,” snapped Carey. “Come on, let’s go out and ask some more questions.”
They spent the rest of the afternoon on Irish Street, starting at one end and going into every armourer’s and gunsmith they could see.
As it turned out, the first one was typical. “Nay, sir, I canna undertake yer order,” said the master gunsmith, with his broad hands folded behind his leather apron and a bedlam of bellows, furnace, hammering and screeling metal behind him.
“Not even if I pay you forty shillings sterling for each pistol and fifty shillings for the calivers?” pressed Carey, holding one of the sample wares from the front of the shop and looking at it narrowly.
“Nay, sir, it’s impossible,” said the master gunsmith firmly. “Not if ye was to pay double the amount, I couldnae do it. Not before Lammastide next.”
“How about by Michaelmas?”
The master gunsmith sucked his teeth. “I tellt ye, it’s impossible,” he said, “I’m no’ dickering for a price, sir, I could get what I asked, but I canna make enough guns for the orders on my books as it is.”
“What’s the problem?”
“See ye, sir, we allus have full order books, because in Dumfries we make the best weapons in the world, and my shop here makes the best, the finest weapons in a’ of Dumfries. I have none but journeymen makers, here, not a part of yer gun will be made by a ‘prentice, and the lock will be made by meself or my son-in-law that’s a master gunsmith as well. My guns shoot true, they dinna misfire, and they never blow up in yer hand. I’ve turned down bigger orders than yourn fra the Papists, because I canna fill them.”
“Could you not take on extra men?” Carey asked.
The master gunsmith’s red face took on a purple hue. “What? Untrained? Cack-handed fools that canna tell one end of the stock fra the other? No, sir. And ye’ll not thank me if I did, for the weapons they made would be as like to kill ye as yer enemy. We make the finest weapons in the world here and…”
“I thought Augsburg had good weaponsmiths,” said Carey provocatively.
The master gunsmith spat magnificently. “Sir,” he said. “I’ll thank ye to leave my shop. I’ll have nae talk of German mountebanks in this place, ye might sour the metal. Go to Jedburgh for yer weapons if ye’ve a mind to, but begone from here. Out.”
Carey went meekly enough, rubbing his lower lip with his thumb and looking pleased. He tried two more shops, the second of which was full of the choking indescribable stench of the flesh being burnt off horse hooves in a dry cauldron, so that the hooves themselves could be used to case-harden the gun-parts. They retreated from the place in some disorder and stopped at a small alehouse to drink aqua vitae to clean their throats. Carey sent Red Sandy Dodd on with Sim’s Will Croser to carry on the questioning. Dodd stayed with him.
“Sir,” he said tactfully. “What do ye plan to pay for the new weapons with?”
Carey spread his hands. “Consider the lilies of the field,” he orated. “They toil not, neither do they spin.”
“Sir?”
“I only want to know if the Dumfries armourers could fill an order like that and it seems they can’t. Which is interesting.”
“Oh?”
“Interesting but not surprising.”
“Ay, sir.”
“Do you know what I’m talking about, Dodd?”
“Ay, sir. Ye’ve the Maxwells and the Johnstones glowering at each other, all wanting guns. Ye’ve the Armstrongs, the Bells, the Carlisles and the Irvines wanting to protect themselves fra the Maxwells and the Johnstones, and each other, not to mention the Douglases and the Crichtons hereabouts. Ye’ve Bothwell buying armaments, and ye’ve King James’s army in town, also wanting armaments and ye’ve the Irish rebels over the water and they want guns too.”
“And us,” added Carey softly. “One lot of good Tower-made weapons lost on the road from Newcastle, swapped for deathtraps, and one lot of deathtraps reived out of the Carlisle armoury under our noses. And where did they go, Dodd? Answer me that.”
“I thought Maxwell had’em.”
“He’s got the deathtraps, Sergeant, not the good weapons. Two hundred mixed calivers and pistols don’t disappear into thin air; somebody has them.”
“Bothwell?” wondered Dodd.
“God forbid. But whoever it was made the exchange is the man who murdered poor Long George.”
“Ay,” said Dodd. “That’s a fact.”
“Besides, I want them back. Some of them had snaphaunce locks and I want them back.”
“Can the King not help ye, sir?” Dodd knew he was pushing it a little, seeing how upset the Deputy had been ever since his audience. Carey’s face darkened instantly, and he finished his aqua vitae in a single gulp.
“Oh, bugger the King.”
“Ay, sir.” Dodd kept his face absolutely straight, which was just as well for Carey glared at him suspiciously.
Luckily Red Sandy and Sim’s Will returned at that point to tell them that for all the multitude of gunsmiths in Dumfries, there was not a single one that could fill their order. They went back to Maxwell’s Castle in awkward silence, Carey striding ahead with an expression of thunder on his face.
Hutchin turned out to be in Maxwell’s stables, assiduously turning Thunder’s black coat to damask.
“I should have brung some ribbons to plait his mane with, sir,” said the boy sorrowfully. “I couldnae find a haberdasher’s that had any the day, so I cannae make him as fine as the ither horses that’ll be in the masqueing.”
Carey grunted and ordered Hutchin to wash his hands and come and brush his doublet and hose with rosepowder. Hutchin looked surprised but went meekly enough to the pump. Dodd followed him to wash his own hands and face. He had never before seen the Deputy in such an ill temper.