He kicked his horse to a canter alongside the line of patiently plodding ponies, up to their leader which was being ridden by a dourfaced Scottish drover.
“Is this the fastest pace you can take?” he demanded of the man.
The drover stared at him for a moment, then spat into a tussock of grass.
“Ay,” he said. “There’s thirty-five mile to cover. Ye canna do it in less than two days and if ye have no fresh beasts waiting at Annan, ye canna do it at all wi’ out care, the way they’re laden.”
That was unanswerable. Carey harumphed impatiently and rode a little ahead where he had put the least-villainous looking of King James’s inadequate troops. No wonder the King didn’t want to take them into Liddesdale on a foray. Then he rode back to the rear of the train to take a look at the others there. He was wasting time and effort, he knew. The ponies plodded on in their infuriatingly patient way and all he had to do was look at their tails and pray silently.
It was almost a relief to him as they climbed on what passed for a path along the sides of the hills, when he began to see armed men notching the skyline to their left and heard the plovers being put up in the distance.
“Here they come, sir,” said Red Sandy, loosening his sword and taking a firm grip on his lance.
“Do you know who they are?” he demanded.
“Ay,” said Sim’s Will. “By the look of their jacks, they’re Maxwells.”
“God damn it,” muttered Carey. “Where the hell is Dodd?”
“Ah’m here, sir.”
“Not you, Red Sandy; your brother.”
Red Sandy looked puzzled and Carey stood in his stirrups and looked around. Ahead of them on the road was the golden flash of sun on a polished breastplate and the flourish of feathers in a hat.
Carey pressed his horse to a canter again. “Keep going no matter what happens,” he snarled at the chief drover as he passed.
Lord Maxwell’s saturnine face was aggravatingly relaxed as Carey approached.
“Good day to ye, Sir Robert,” he called out.
“Good day, my lord,” said Carey, tipping his hat with the very barest minimum of civility.
“We’ll escort ye to Lochmaben now.”
For a moment Carey thought of a variety of responses, ranging from the reproachful to the courteous. In the end he ditched them all in favour of honesty.
“In a pig’s arse, my lord.”
This was not how Maxwell was accustomed to being addressed. He blinked and his heavy eyebrows came down.
“What?”
“I said, in a pig’s arse, my lord,” repeated Carey with the distinctness usually reserved for the imbecilic or deaf.
“I’ll have my guns one way or the other, Carey.”
“To begin with, my lord, they are not your guns, they are guns belonging to the Queen’s Majesty of England.”
“They’re mine now,” said Maxwell with a shrug.
“No,” said Carey. “They’re not.”
“Ye’re not in yer ain March now, Carey. If ye give me no trouble, I’ll let you and yer men go free without even asking ransom.”
The sound of a single gun firing boomed out like the crack of doom in the quiet hills and danced between them. Carey looked over to his right and saw the distant lanky figure of Sergeant Dodd standing on a low ridge to the south of the road, with a smoking caliver. He lowered it, handed it to the Johnstone standing beside him who began the process of swabbing and reloading, and took another caliver that also had its match lit, blew carefully on the end to make it hot and took painstaking aim at Lord Maxwell.
Maxwell knew that breastplates do not stop bullets and that where one Johnstone was visible there were likely to be plenty more. He darkened with fury.
Carey worked hard to keep his relief from showing on his face. He had known that Dodd and the laird Johnstone were both too experienced to show themselves before their enemies had done so, but he hadn’t been sure they would be there at all.
“Now, my lord, unless you want a fight with the Johnstones over the packtrain in which the Johnstones have guns and you have not you’ll let us go on to Carlisle in peace.”
Maxwell’s face twisted. “Is that what ye think? D’ye believe the laird Johnstone will let your precious packtrain into Annan and ever let it out again?”
“Nobody in Scotland is getting possession of these weapons,” said Carey through his teeth, “though at the moment I am more inclined to trust the laird Johnstone whom I have never met than I am to trust you, my lord.”
Maxwell sneered.
“But,” Carey continued, “in the interests of peace on the Border and the amicable co-operation of the two Wardenries, I am willing to allow this arrangement. You and the laird Johnstone may accompany me to the Border itself along with your men to be sure that neither one of you lays hands on the guns.”
“Ye’re in no condition to dictate terms.”
“I believe I am, my lord. Think where I must have got these guns from. Think who’s sitting in Dumfries with an army.”
“The King couldnae take Lochmaben.”
“He could if we lent him our cannon from Carlisle.”
“Well, ye’ve the Johnstones and the King to protect ye. Are ye not man enough to protect yourself?”
Perhaps it was just as well Carey couldn’t hold a sword at that moment. Maxwell’s gesture made his imputation clear enough.
“Take it or leave it,” said Carey when he could trust himself to speak, settled down in the saddle and stared at Maxwell.
He was never sure afterwards why Maxwell blinked first. Perhaps it was the ominous distant hiss of slowmatches from the hillside where the Johnstones were watching, or perhaps it was the drovers bringing the ponies up and past them as if neither side were there. Maxwell had not been Warden of the Scottish West March very long, perhaps he was uncertain enough of what King James might really do to be willing to wait for a better time to take on the Johnstones.
Never did a packtrain have a more puissant escort. All the long road into Annan, all the long night while Carey, Dodd and the King’s lancers stood guard in watches over the guns, and all the next day, the Johnstones and Maxwells watched balefully over the weapons that could tip the balance so lethally between them.
As they watched the ponies splash over the Longtown ford into England at last and start south on the old Roman road, Carey growled at Hutchin.
“If your relatives turn up now, I’m taking you hostage.”
Young Hutchin grinned at him. “Ay, my Uncle Jimmy thought about it,” he said disarmingly. “It’s very tempting after all.”
“And?”
“I persuaded them not to.”
“Indeed.”
“We’ve the King after us wi’ blood in his eye for the Falkland raid, after all. We dinna want mither wi’ the Queen as well.”
“Oh? That sounds very statesmanlike.”
“Ay. And our friends the Johnstones shared the guns they got to keep after ye turned over the Armoury, and besides we wouldnae want to mix it with the Maxwells without all our men here.”
“Astonishing. Borderers thinking before they fight.”
“Ay, sir. We’re learning.”
The two surnames watched glowering from the other side of the Esk to be sure that neither one of them made a sudden attack. The ponies passed the ford and plodded on for the last eight miles of their journey, leaving them far behind. For the first time in his life, Carey felt quite weak with relief that there was not going to be a fight.
Sunday 16th July 1592, evening
Lord Scrope, Warden of the English West March, was of course delighted to see Carey return from his trip to Scotland at the head of a pack train laden with guns, all of Tower-make, all of precisely the pattern that the Queen issued to the north, with only about ten missing. It was worrying to see he had somehow injured his left hand, which was bandaged and in a sling, and also from the evidence of his face he had been in at least one fistfight. Sergeant Dodd, Red Sandy and Sim’s Will Croser were looking uncharacteristically subdued, while a lad who had been missing from Carlisle had evidently tagged along with Carey unasked, and got into a fight as well. Heroically, Scrope suppressed his questions until they had dealt with the weapons. Those were stowed in the Armoury again while Richard Bell took a record of exactly what was there, Carey locked the door with a flourish and a suppressed wince and then turned to Scrope.