The bedroom was just as revealing as the living room. A small rollaway bed was pushed up against the wall and a fold up chair served as a makeshift dresser. Two pairs of jeans that had long ago seen better days and equally worn sweatshirts made up the small pile of clothes along with a few pairs of socks looking more like Swiss cheese than footwear. A thorough search, not that it took much effort, failed to reveal any address books or other personal items. Not one letter from a friend, no pictures, nothing that indicated that Rose knew anyone…or that anyone knew Rose.
The bathroom was just another depressing stop on Veronica’s tour. The medicine cabinet contained one nearly empty stick of deodorant and a flattened down tube of toothpaste, both sporting the Money Slasher brand name. Two tampons sat on the back of the toilet along with a half-empty roll of toilet paper. A worn towel was draped over the edge of the tub and three pairs of tattered underwear hung over the shower rod. “How do you live like this?” she asked aloud as she turned to leave the small bathroom. As she did, she noticed the one item that she had previously missed before. Sandwiched between the sink and the wall was a small litter box.
“Well at least you’re not alone.” As if on cue, an orange and white kitten no more than four months old came scampering into the bathroom, yowling quite loudly to announce its presence.
“Hello there.”
“Mrrow!” Veronica leaned down to pet it but the cat took off toward the kitchen. “Come here. I’m not going to hurt you.”
“Mrrow!” The cat remained at the entrance to the kitchen, refusing to come any closer. “Fine, be that way, see if I give a shit.” She walked past the kitty and entered the kitchen, wishing quickly that she hadn’t.
The stove was an old gas model that probably was quite efficient back in her grandmother’s day. A small frying pan and pot sat on top while a well used cookie sheet rested inside the oven. She opened one drawer and took a step back as several roaches scampered about, trying to sneak back into the darkness. She shut the drawer quickly, but not before noticing the one mismatched set of silverware that it contained. The refrigerator contained a plastic milk bottle that had been refilled with water, half a jar of mayonnaise, a stick of margarine, and an almost empty bottle of ketchup. When Veronica reached for the cupboard door, her legs were quickly encircled by the anxious cat.
“Meow, meow, mrrrow?” Sure enough, the cupboard held within it one half empty box of Money Slasher cat food and a box of elbow macaroni. “Mrrow, meow?”
“Okay, okay, I get the hint,” she said, pulling the box out. The orange and white cat scrambled over to her bowl, waiting none too patiently for the tall human to feed her. “How much do cats your size eat, anyway?”
“Mrrow?”
“Never mind.” She poured the dry food into the bowl until it reached the brim. “There, that should keep you for a while.” She looked at the water dish. “I suppose you’d like some fresh water too, your majesty?” The cat was too busy chowing down to answer. Veronica took the bowl to the sink and dumped the remaining water before turning the tap on. A horrid clunking sound came from the pipes and she quickly shut it off. “Looks like you get the water from the fridge.” She set the bowl on the floor next to the food dish and was about to continue her search when she heard pounding on the door.
“Grayson, I know you’re in there. I heard you turn the water on,” the angry voice on the other side of the door yelled. “It’s the third already and I want my fucking rent money now!” He pounded again. “God Dammit, I’m sick of your whining about your tiny paycheck. If you couldn’t afford this place then you never should have moved in here…god damn piece of trash!”
The door flung open to reveal a portly man who reeked of alcohol despite the early morning hour. “Who the fuck are you? I told her that roommates cost extra.”
“How much does she owe you?” Veronica queried, trying very hard to keep her temper in check.
“Four fifty. Six if I find out you’re living here too,” he growled. “So who the fuck are you?”
Veronica didn’t answer, instead walking over to the lawn chair and rummaging through her attache until she found her checkbook. “What’s your name?”
“What’s it matter to you?”
“If you want to be paid for the rent, I need a name to write on the check…or should I just fill in the word asshole?”
“I don’t take fucking checks. They always bounce.”
“I guarantee this one won’t bounce. Give me a name.”
“Cecil Romano, but I’m not taking any fucking check.”
“Have you heard of the Cartwright Corporation?” She asked while filling in the various parts of the check.
“Of course, who hasn’t.”
“Well, I’m Veronica Cartwright. This check is from my personal account. If you want your rent money I suggest you take this.” She handed over the check. Cecil looked at it carefully, certain that it was a trick.
“I’ll need ID.”
“Fine. Would you like to see my driver’s license or would any major credit card do?” She asked, reaching into the attache and pulling out her wallet. At that moment the orange and white kitty decided to come out and see what all the fuss was about.
“What the fuck is that?”
“Looks like a cat to me. Tell me, are you capable of forming a complete sentence without the word fuck in it?”
“I told her no pets. No pets means no fucking pets. No pets, no roommates, no…whatever the fuck you are.” He folded up the check and stuffed it in his pocket. “I’ve had it. She bitches about everything from a little noise in the pipes to wanting to paint the walls and now this. When you see the little bitch you tell her that I want her out of here by the end of the week. She and that flea ridden thing can go live in the snowbank for all I care.”
“Fine. I’ll see to it that her things are moved out of here immediately. I assume you own the hundred year old stove and fridge?”
“God damn right I own them. I own that bed she sleeps in too. She was supposed to buy it from me for fifty bucks but I haven’t seen it yet.”
“Well, now you won’t. You can keep it.” She tucked her wallet and checkbook back into her case. “Is there anything else or do you feel the need to continue to assault me with your stinking breath?”
“I don’t give a fuck who you are, you can’t come in my house and talk to me that way,” he snarled. “Just make sure the place is in the same condition as when she moved in or she doesn’t get her security back.”
“I doubt you’d give it back anyway,” Veronica countered. “After all, you are the epitome of a slum lord.”
“You’d better take that damn cat with you when you leave or I’ll wring its fucking neck and throw it out in the snowbank.” He flung the door open, letting the cold air mix with the cool air already inside the apartment. “And make sure she forwards her fucking mail,” he growled as he slammed the door.
Veronica turned and rubbed her forehead. “Meow?”