“Made me want to grab the first northern nobleman I saw and give him a good kick in the teeth,” Smitty said.
“Suppose you just get back to work instead,” Sergeant Joram rumbled from behind him.
“Yes, Sergeant,” Smitty said meekly, and dug in with the shovel. But working didn’t keep him from talking: “Some of the people we’ve got set over us, they might as well be liege lords themselves.”
He had a point. In a lot of ways, underofficers had more power over common soldiers than nobles did over serfs. Rollant hadn’t thought of it like that before, but it was so. Does that make me like Baron Ormerod? he wondered. In spite of the warm work, he shivered. That was a chilling thought if ever there was one.
From unicornback, Colonel Florizel called, “Come on, men! Keep moving. If we get around behind the stinking southrons, we can bag the whole rotten lot of them.”
“The colonel’s right,” Captain Gremio agreed. “If we move fast now, it pays off later. We can give King Avram’s men just what they deserve.”
Sergeant Thisbe was blunter about the whole business, as sergeants have a way of being: “Keep moving, you worthless slobs! We’ve got somewhere to get to, and we’re going to get there, gods damn it!”
And the men paid more attention to Thisbe than they did to Gremio and Florizel put together. That didn’t particularly surprise Gremio. He could order them into fights where they might get killed, but Thisbe had the power to make their everyday life hells on earth.
On they tramped, making the best time they could down muddy roads. They never saw a southron unicorn-rider. Captain Gremio assumed that was Ned of the Forest’s doing. Ned was no gentleman, as far as he was concerned. Gentleman or not, Ned knew what he was doing with unicorn-riders.
At last, with evening twilight fading from the sky, they had to stop for the night. Thisbe sent the spriest men out to gather wood and fill water jugs. Other soldiers simply flopped down, exhausted. As fires began to burn, the weary men gathered around them to toast hard bread and meat and simply to get warm. All through the first part of the night, more and more stragglers joined them: men who’d marched as hard as they could, but hadn’t been able to stand the pace.
Gremio held a chunk of hard bread over the flames on a forked stick. He didn’t watch while he did it; he was one of those who preferred not to think about the weevils that were abandoning his supper. Sometimes, of course, he had to eat bread without toasting it first. He preferred not to think about everything that crunched between his teeth then, too.
Sergeant Thisbe sat at the same fire, looking as worn as Gremio felt. One by one, soldiers lay down where they were and started to snore. Thisbe yawned, but stayed awake. So did Gremio. After a while, with more and more snores rising around them, Gremio quietly asked, “Can we talk?”
“I don’t really think we’ve got a whole lot to say to each other, sir,” Thisbe answered. “Not about that, anyway.”
“I know what I know,” Gremio said. “I have the evidence.” Yes, he was a barrister through and through.
“You’ll do what you want to do, sir.” Thisbe’s voice was toneless.
“But-” Gremio couldn’t shout. He couldn’t even swear, not without… He shook his head. “I don’t want to tell anybody about-”
“I’m glad,” the sergeant said.
“I just want to-”
Sergeant Thisbe interrupted again: “To what, sir?” Normally, a sergeant who kept interrupting an officer would find himself in trouble in short order. Things weren’t normal here, as Gremio knew too well. Thisbe went on, “There’s nothing you can do, sir. There’s nothing anybody can do till the war’s over.”
“But then-” Gremio said.
“But then, who knows?” Thisbe broke in once more. And, once more, Gremio let the sergeant do it without a hint, without so much as a thought, of reprimand. “I think you’re the best company commander the regiment’s ever had. To the hells with me if I know whether that means anything else.” A shrug. “We’ll find out then. Not now.”
“You know what I think of you-some of it, anyhow,” Gremio said. “You know I wanted to get you promoted to lieutenant.”
“I didn’t want that. You know I didn’t want that.” The harsh, flickering shadows from the fading fire exaggerated Thisbe’s rueful expression. “Now I suppose you think you know why I didn’t want it, too, gods damn it.”
“Maybe I do,” Gremio said, quite sure he did. He took a deep breath, then continued, “Well, here’s something you may not know, Thisbe d- Sergeant. Once upon a time-”
“Before I got wounded?” Thisbe asked.
“Oh, yes, a long time before you got wounded,” Gremio answered. “Once upon a time, a long time before you got wounded, I told myself that if I ever met a girl who could do the things you can, I’d marry her on the spot.”
“Did you?” Sergeant Thisbe’s voice held no expression whatever. When Gremio tried to read the underofficer’s face, he found he couldn’t. The brim of Thisbe’s hat cast black shadow all across it, for the sergeant stared down at the muddy ground.
Gremio nodded. “That was what I said to myself, and I meant it, too. You can take it for whatever you think it’s worth, Sergeant.”
“It would be worth a lot, I figure, to a girl like that,” Thisbe said. “But I’m not so much of a much. I expect you could find half a dozen girls who knew more than a dumb soldier like me ever dreamed of, just by snapping your fingers.” The sergeant’s light, true tenor was uncommonly earnest.
“You don’t give yourself enough credit.” Gremio had to fight to keep anger out of his voice. “For as long as I’ve known you, you’ve never given yourself enough credit, and I can’t figure out why.”
Thisbe still didn’t look up. The sergeant’s laugh seemed anything but mirthful. “You know me. You know where I am. Can’t you figure it out for yourself?”
“Well… maybe I can,” Gremio said.
“All right, then. And if you don’t mind my saying so, sir, that’s about enough of that for right now. That’s too much of that for right now, if you want to know what I really think.” Thisbe’s yawn was theatrical, but probably no less real on account of that. “I’m going to wrap myself in my blanket and go to sleep. You ought to do the same thing.”
“Yes, so I should.” Seeing Thisbe yawning made Gremio want to yawn, too-not that he wasn’t already weary after a long day’s march. “Good night, Sergeant.”
“Good night, sir.” Thisbe’s blanket was worn, almost threadbare. Gremio had a thicker, finer one. Were things different, he would gladly have given his to the underofficer, or at least invited Thisbe to crawl under it with him. He remembered doing exactly that, back in the days before Thisbe was wounded. He could no more imagine doing it now than he could imagine chasing all the southrons back to their own part of Detina singlehanded.
His hat made a tolerable pillow. He’d long since stopped worrying about having anything fancier. He fell asleep almost at once, as he always did when the Army of Franklin was on the move. Tramping along all day would knock a man out even if he wanted to stay awake, and Gremio didn’t.
Horn calls pulled him out from under his blanket in the morning. He creaked to his feet, feeling elderly. Thisbe was already awake and sipping tea from a tin cup. The northerners called it tea, anyhow. Gremio didn’t want to know from what all leaves and stems it was really made. The southrons’ blockade kept much of the real stuff from getting into King Geoffrey’s harried realm.
Gremio fixed himself a cup of his own. Even with honey added, the brew was bitter and nasty. But it was warm, and some of those leaves helped pry his eyelids apart, the way real tea did. He said, “That’s better,” and drained the cup.