The lower drawer was a Pharaoh’s tomb of priceless worldly goods. A plastic tiki pendant Sam bought for me at a fair months before he died; handmade Mother’s Day cards covered in wobbly writing and glitter. Among them was a more adult card from a couple of years earlier. It had a picture of two flamingos, one large bending protectively over a smaller one: ‘Dear Helen, Happy Mother’s Day. You raised me well. I love you. Love Lydia.’
I’d hoovered up the ‘I love you’ and stored it under my ribs.
Under the cards was an ancient tape recording of Mum singing for national radio in 1953. She’d chosen a maudlin song and the accompanist dragged along too slowly, but underneath the hisses and cracks of time her contralto voice was richer than burgundy.
I wished Mum was still here. She’d have sorted Lydia and told the surgeon she was imagining things. On the other hand, perhaps Mum had been watching over me all along, giving me a heads up at the wellness retreat just before things turned to custard.
If good comes from good, maybe cancer really is the angry disease some say it is. Years of pent-up rage could wreak havoc on the immune system. I had plenty to be mad about.
Pouring everything out on paper might help. Reaching for the top drawer, I grabbed a pen and scribbled a list of people I had ‘issues’ with: provincial editors who’d rejected my column; those who’d frozen me out of their lives, let me down or decided to become Buddhist nuns. Plus a list of resentments, some admittedly petty.
I am sick of :
• Changing toilet rolls.
• Being the only one who does any cleaning around here.
• And being a one-woman laundromat.
• Always choosing the spotty banana, so the others can have perfect fruit.
• Letting them hog the most comfortable chair.
• People saying, ‘What’s for dinner?’
• Then saying, ‘Spaghetti bolognaise again?’
• People checking best-before dates. Like I’m trying to poison them.
• When someone finally touches the vacuum cleaner having to praise them as if they’ve spun sink-hole hair into gold.
• People rolling their eyes when I ask for help with technology.
• Never-ending deadlines for columns, and now the book.
• Saying yes, I’d love to attend the tennis luncheon/Tupperware night when it’s a lie. I don’t even play tennis.
• The garden. It’s the only thing I don’t look after, so it’s the Gobi desert.
• Spending too many hours waiting for Philip to get home at night and then snarling when he does because dinner’s burnt.
• Trying and failing to be a good corporate wife.
• Forgetting what fun was.
• Feeling tired. For weeks and years, infinitely worn out.
I belonged to the generation of females who aimed to Have it All. Instead of learning from Mum’s mistakes, I’d tried to squeeze more in and made things worse. No wonder almost every middle-aged woman I knew pleaded exhaustion.
Not only had I shouldered the domestic roles Mum railed against, I’d striven for a ‘successful career’. During the solo mother years, I’d been too tired after a day at the newspaper to give the kids the attention they deserved. Parenthood and work were frantically woven together in a safety net that was continually collapsing under me.
My efforts to be a good corporate wife for Philip were laughable. At one memorable function, imagining I was entertaining a lawyer from Sydney with my wit, I was startled when he glared and said, ‘I haven’t been lectured at like this since I was at university.’ Then there was the Qantas Business Class debacle. Accompanying Philip on one of his trips, I followed him on a leg-stretching stroll through Economy. At the stop of the stairs on the way back to our seats I was apprehended by a hostess who snapped, ‘You do realise this IS the Business Class section, madam?’
And now to top it off, my daughter was dumping me for a Buddhist monk.
Still, it’s impossible to believe that cancer is really caused by anger. I’d known plenty of angry people who died of heart attacks, and easy-going types without a shred of rage in them who’d succumbed to the disease.
Not that I’d gone out of my way to get the lousy thing. At fifty-four I didn’t smoke or take HRT. I seldom drank more than a couple of glasses of wine (red for antioxidant qualities). Yoga and Pete the trainer were a regular part of my life and I was no stranger to organic produce.
But I had no control over genetics. Or the lingering impact of Sam’s death, divorce, remarriage and shifting countries. The menopausal hormone tornado wouldn’t have helped, either.
Environment, too. I remembered the evenings our parents took us to play on Paritutu Beach in New Plymouth back in the 1960s. Nobody had known back then that a nearby factory was pumping out Agent Orange for the war in Vietnam.
At least, they weren’t supposed to. A bright orange stream gushed from the cliffs into the sea, creating the perfect lure for kids raised on The Wizard of Oz. Our city wasn’t emerald. It was orange! I remember the alarm in Dad’s voice when he called us back. Too late. Mary and I had already run barefoot through the magic river. He told us to wash our feet in the sea.
Then there was the night we were sitting at the dining room table when someone noticed red clouds outside the window. We hurried outside to take a look. The entire sky glowed redder than a sunset. Awe-inspiring and freakish. Dad said it was because of the atomic testing going on in the Pacific. He thought maybe we should shelter inside.
For all the theories, there was only one I could rely on: getting cancer is bad luck. With breast cancer the plague of the female species it wasn’t a case of ‘Why me?’ but ‘Why not me?’
If it was too late and I was dying – well, everyone has to die of something.
I reached for a fresh sheet of paper.
Things I want to see/do before I die:
• Revisit Paris and the Loire Valley. See Monet’s garden at Giverny and the palace at Versailles.
• A Northern European cruise. Yes, we are that old!
• San Francisco, and the North American Fall.
• Visit Chicago for the art galleries and New York for Broadway and more galleries.
• Las Vegas. Why not? I’d always wanted to see Western Civilisation taken to its logical conclusion.
Clichés, admittedly. But things become clichés for good reason. On a third piece of paper I wrote
All I really want is:
(my pen hovered over the paper)
A friend.
I had fabulous friends, but their lives were overflowing with family and work commitments. I didn’t want to add to their worries. There were other friends, too. People I listened to with a view to helping them piece their lives together, not the other way round. I’d always shouldered the role of the strong Earth Mother for them. Perhaps I was afraid of my own vulnerability.
What I needed now was someone who understood suffering, but padded lightly over heartache. Who didn’t continually twist the subject around to their own problems. Who’d be there for me night and day without it being a chore. A friend who knew when to wrap arms around me, and when to quietly leave the room. Someone who could make me laugh.
I smiled when I read my list of friend requirements. Understanding on that level was almost beyond human. It sounded more like a cat.
Climbing down on my knees, I felt under the bed for a silver cardboard box full of wedding paraphernalia. Sliding it out from under the mattress base, I removed the lid and turned it upside down. Photos of glamorous brides and opulent venues fluttered to the floor. My pages of complaints and dreams fitted neatly inside in the silver box. I closed the lid.