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“I’d rather eat worms!”

“Worms? Hah? Since when could we afford to eat worms?”

“Can we have a word?” said Cohen.

He strolled towards the far end of the bridge, swinging his sword from one hand. The troll padded after him.

Cohen fumbled for his tobacco pouch. He looked up at the troll, and held out the bag.

“Smoke?” he said.

“That stuff can kill you,” said the troll.

“Yes. But not today.”

“Don’t you hang about talking to your no-good friends!” bellowed Beryl, from her end of the bridge. “Today’s your day for going down to the sawmill! You know Chert said he couldn’t go on holding the job open if you weren’t taking it seriously!”

Mica gave Cohen a sorrowful little smirk.

“She’s very supportive,” he said.

“I’m not climbing all the way down to the river to pull you out again!” Beryl roared. “You tell him about the billy goats, Mr. Big Troll!”

“Billy goats?” said Cohen.

“I don’t know anything about billy goats,” said Mica. “She’s always going on about billy goats. I have no knowledge whatsoever about billy goats.” He winced.

They watched Beryl usher the young trolls down the bank and into the darkness under the bridge.

“The thing is,” said Cohen, when they were alone, “I wasn’t intending to kill you.”

The troll’s face fell.

“You weren’t?”

“Just throw you over the bridge and steal whatever treasure you’ve got.”

“You were?”

Cohen patted him on the back. “Besides,” he said, “I like to see people with … good memories. That’s what the land needs. Good memories.”

The troll stood to attention.

“I try to do my best, sir,” it said. “My lad wants to go off to work in the city. I’ve tole him, there’s bin a troll under this bridge for nigh on five hundred years—”

“So if you just hand over the treasure,” said Cohen, “I’ll be getting along.”

The troll’s face creased in sudden panic.

“Treasure? Haven’t got any,” it said.

“Oh, come on,” said Cohen. “Well-set-up bridge like this?”

“Yeah, but no one uses this road any more,” said Mica. “You’re the first one along in months, and that’s a fact. Beryl says I ought to have gone in with her brother when they built that new road over his bridge, but”—he raised his voice—“I said, there’s been trolls under this bridge—”

“Yeah,” said Cohen.

“The trouble is, the stones keep on falling out,” said the troll. “And you’d never believe what those masons charge. Bloody dwarfs. You can’t trust ’em.” He leaned towards Cohen. “To tell you the truth, I’m having to work three days a week down at my brother-in-law’s lumber mill just to make ends meet.”

“I thought your brother-in-law had a bridge?” said Cohen.

“One of ‘em has. But my wife’s got brothers like dogs have fleas,” said the troll. He looked gloomily into the torrent. “One of ’em’s a lumber merchant down in Sour Water, one of ’em runs the bridge, and the big fat one is a merchant over on Bitter Pike. Call that a proper job for a troll?”

“One of them’s in the bridge business, though,” said Cohen.

“Bridge business? Sitting in a box all day charging people a silver piece to walk across? Half the time he ain’t even there! He just pays some dwarf to take the money. And he calls himself a troll! You can’t tell him from a human ’til you’re right up close!”

Cohen nodded understandingly.

“D’you know,” said the troll, “I have to go over and have dinner with them every week? All three of ’em? And listen to ’em go on about moving with the times …”

He turned a big, sad face to Cohen.

“What’s wrong with being a troll under a bridge?” he said. “I was brought up to be a troll under a bridge. I want young Scree to be a troll under a bridge after I’m gone. What’s wrong with that? You’ve got to have trolls under bridges. Otherwise, what’s it all about? What’s it all for?”

They leaned morosely on the parapet, looking down into the white water.

“You know,” said Cohen slowly, “I can remember when a man could ride all the way from here to the Blade Mountains and never see another living thing.” He fingered his sword. “At least, not for very long.”

He threw the butt of his cigarette into the water. “It’s all farms now. All little farms, run by little people. And fences everywhere. Everywhere you look, farms and fences and little people.”

“She’s right, of course,” said the troll, continuing some interior conversation. “There’s no future in just jumping out from under a bridge.”

“I mean,” said Cohen, “I’ve nothing against farms. Or farmers. You’ve got to have them. It’s just that they used to be a long way off, around the edges. Now this is the edge.”

“Pushed back all the time,” said the troll. “Changing all the time. Like my brother-in-law Chert. A lumber mill! A troll running a lumber mill! And you should see the mess he’s making of Cutshade Forest!”

Cohen looked up, surprised.

“What, the one with the giant spiders in it?”

“Spiders? There ain’t no spiders now. Just stumps.”

“Stumps? Stumps? I used to like that forest. It was … well, it was darksome. You don’t get proper darksome any more. You really knew what terror was, in a forest like that.”

“You want darksome? He’s replanting with spruce,” said Mica.

“Spruce!”

“It’s not his idea. He wouldn’t know one tree from another. That’s all down to Clay. He put him up to it.”

Cohen felt dizzy. “Who’s Clay?”

“I said I’d got three brothers-in-law, right? He’s the merchant. So he said replanting would make the land easier to sell.”

There was a long pause while Cohen digested this.

Then he said, “You can’t sell Cutshade Forest. It doesn’t belong to anyone.”

“Yeah. He says that’s why you can sell it.”

Cohen brought his fist down on the parapet. A piece of stone detached itself and tumbled down into the gorge.

“Sorry,” he said.

“That’s all right. Bits fall off all the time, like I said.”

Cohen turned. “What’s happening? I remember all the big old wars. Don’t you? You must have fought.”

“I carried a club, yeah.”

“It was supposed to be for a bright new future and law and stuff. That’s what people said.”

“Well, I fought because a big troll with a whip told me to,” said Mica, cautiously. “But I know what you mean.”

“I mean it wasn’t for farms and spruce trees. Was it?”

Mica hung his head. “And here’s me with this apology for a bridge. I feel really bad about it,” he said. “You coming all this way and everything—”

“And there was some king or other,” said Cohen, vaguely, looking at the water. “And I think there were some wizards. But there was a king. I’m pretty certain there was a king. Never met him. You know?” He grinned at the troll. “I can’t remember his name. Don’t think they ever told me his name.”

About half an hour later Cohen’s horse emerged from the gloomy woods onto a bleak, windswept moorland. It plodded on for a while before saying, “All right … how much did you give him?”

“Twelve gold pieces,” said Cohen.

“Why’d you give him twelve gold pieces?”

“I didn’t have more than twelve.”

“You must be mad.”

“When I was just starting out in the barbarian hero business,” said Cohen, “every bridge had a troll under it. And you couldn’t go through a forest like we’ve just gone through without a dozen goblins trying to chop your head off.” He sighed. “I wonder what happened to ’em all?”