“But not with, like, money?”
“No, Miz. It’s a matter of dogma; faith.”
“Yeah,” he said. “So?” He looked genuinely puzzled.
“The answer is no,” Sharrow said patiently. “They can’t be bought off.”
“Anyway,” Miz said, and tapped her on the shoulder with one finger, a knowing look on his face. “The Tech King has thought up a way of slowing the bad guys down.” He winked at her.
“Oh yes?”
“Ever been to the K’lel desert?”
She shook her head.
“Or Aïs city?” Miz asked, grinning.
“Too arid for my taste,” Sharrow smiled, rubbing her fingers up and down the stem of her glass. “I’m a moist kind of girl really, deep down.”
Miz crossed his eyes for a moment. “Please,” he said, sighing theatrically. He cleared his throat. “I’m serious.” He leaned close again. “These Passports are the World Court extra-specials, aren’t they? The unloseable ones with this weird sort of warp-type hole thingy in them?”
She frowned. “You’re losing me with all this technical jargon, Tech King.”
He slapped her thigh gently. “You know what I mean; the nano-event holes left over after the AIT Accident. Each Passport’ll incorporate one of them, won’t it?”
“Yes,” she said.
“And they’ll be coming out of Yada to be initiated at the Huhsz World Shrine?”
“I imagine so, but…”
He sat back, tapping the side of his head. “I have a Fiendish Plan, my Leader,” he said.
She shook her head, sighing. “And I thought you might have gotten sensible in your old age.”
“Perish the thought.” He grimaced. “And anyway; you’re the one wants to go looking for a book that hasn’t been heard of for a millennium without even the benefit of a paying contract in the vague hope it’ll somehow lead to a Lazy Gun.”
“Yes,” she said, dropping her voice and putting her face close to his. “But the book is only lost, not the most heavily guarded piece of jewellery on the fucking planet.”
Miz waved this distinction away with one hand as though it was a bothersome fly. “Did you get your contract set up with the Sea House guys?”
“Spoke to them this morning. Scale Two exes.”
“Huh. They handling it themselves?”
She shook her head. “Agency called The Keep.”
“The Keep?” Miz frowned. “Never heard of them.”
“Me neither; must be new. Seem to know what they’re talking about.”
“What is this damn book, anyway?” Miz asked, sounding annoyed. “The U.P.; what’s it about?”
Sharrow shrugged. “The only known part of the text is the dedication page; that gives a very rough idea, but the whole point of the fashion for noble houses commissioning Unique books was that the contents stayed a secret. For what it’s worth, just going on the names involved, this Unique’s meant to be the best of them.”
“Hmm. Maybe I’ll wait till they make the holo.” He shrugged. “And anyway, how come you think you can track it down when nobody else has been able to?”
“Gorko,” Sharrow said. “And Breyguhn.”
“What, your grampa?”
“Yes. According to Breyguhn, Gorko found out where the book was, but didn’t try to lift it. He’s supposed to have left a record of where it is, or was. Breyguhn claims she knows how I can get hold of this information.”
Miz thought about this, then said, “Shit, yes, the book. That’s what she was after when she broke into the Sea House, wasn’t it?”
“Yes. And she thinks she’s on the trail now.” Sharrow shrugged. “Or she could be having a joke at my expense.”
“A joke?” Miz looked intrigued.
She shook her head. “Wait till you hear how I’m supposed to access the information Breyguhn’s found.”
“Tell me now; I hate being teased.”
“No.”
“Tell me!” he said, leaning closer and tickling her waist.
She stifled a shriek and tried to slide away, slapping his hand. “Stop that! Behave yourself!” She held up her glass in front of her. “Look at this. See; empty.”
He stopped trying to tickle her and looked round for a waiter, a wide grin on his face. His expression changed as he looked back up the ramp to the barge. “Ah,” he said. “Somebody I’d like you to meet. Back in a trice.” He sprang from the shell-boat, leaving it rocking.
She watched him go as he paced up the pontoon, waving at some people calling from another shell-boat.
Sharrow sat back in the seat, staring into the middle distance where another aim of the Log-jam sparkled in the sunshine, light reflecting off a thousand windows of a floating apartment block. The Crownstar Addendum, she thought. Oh dear. She had the unnerving feeling that they were all going off the rails; Miz trying to stay young by getting involved with this preposterous scheme to snatch one of the system’s most secure treasures; Cenuij chasing scar-girls in Lip; Zefla getting wasted every night, and Dloan becoming a screen-junkie. As for herself, she was just getting old, mired in banality.
A waiter appeared with a drink on a tray. She looked round to see Miz at the far end of the ramp, talking to a tall, plump man in long ceremonial robes of blue and gold; the Log-Jam’s colours. The two men walked down towards the shell-boats, the tall official nodding his head tolerantly as Miz made a joke. A small entourage of lesser officials followed behind. She sipped her drink as the group approached. The official made a small gesture with one gloved, heavily ringed hand; his minions stopped a few metres back on the pontoon, and stood there in the sunlight trying to look dignified while he and Miz walked to the shell-boat where she sat.
“The Lady Sharrow,” Miz said. “The honourable Vice Invigilator Ethce Lebmellin.”
The official bowed slowly, with just that degree of care that indicated he was not used to bowing. Sharrow nodded.
“My lady, this is indeed a pleasure,” the Vice Invigilator said. His voice was high and soft; his face was leaner than the body beneath the long, formal robes suggested. His eyes looked dark and cold.
“How do you do?” she said.
“May I welcome you to our humble city?”
“You may indeed,” she said. “Will you join us, sir?”
“Nothing would give me greater pleasure, dear lady, but I regret affairs of state require my presence elsewhere. Perhaps another time.”
“Perhaps,” she said, and smiled.
“Mister Kuma,” Lebmellin said, turning to the other man.
“Triplicate, Mister Lebmellin,” Miz said quietly.
Sharrow frowned, wondering if she’d heard right. Triplicate? she thought. She wouldn’t have heard the word at all but for the fact Miz pronounced it so carefully.
The robed official didn’t look in the least confused; he just looked at the other man for a second, then said, “Triplicate,” also very quietly. Miz smiled.
The official turned to her, bowing again, and returned along the pontoon to the barge, his entourage sweeping behind him like chicks after their mother.
Miz sat back down in the shell-boat, looking quietly pleased with himself.
“That your tame official?” Sharrow said quietly.
Miz nodded. “Devious big fuck; wouldn’t trust him further than I could throw him. But he’s the guy who can be in the right place at the right time, and he’s hungry.”
“You really are going ahead with this, aren’t you?”
“Damn right I am.”
“And the, ah… T-word just there; a password?”
Miz giggled. “Kind of.” He glanced at her. “Tee-hee-hee,” he said.
“You’re mad,” she told him.
“Nonsense. This’ll work out fine.”
“What boundless optimism you display, Miz,” she said, shaking her head.
“Well,” he said, shrugging. “Why not?” Then a look of uncertainty crossed his face. “There is just one slightly worrying development, recently. Well, over the last few weeks.” He pulled at his lower lip with his fingers. “Not sure if it’s actually a security leak as such, but kind of worrying.”