I can’t believe there was a time I used to think David looked geeky in a tie. Now the sight of him in one makes me go frisson all over. Well, the sight of him in anything does, really.
Anyway, after I got my medal—which was pure solid gold, hanging from a red velvet ribbon—everybody applauded, and we had to pose for about a million photos while everyone else started filing around for cake. David, instead of going for cake, waited for me, and when I got done with the photos, he came up and kissed me on the cheek. A photographer took a picture of that too, but we weren’t embarrassed or anything. That’s because in that past week, we’d been doing a lot of kissing, and not just on the cheek, either.
And let me tell you something: kissing—which, needless to say, isn’t something I had really had a whole lot of experience with up until now—is nice.
Anyway, after we joined everyone for cake, I went around, trying to make the different clusters of people I’d invited feel comfortable with each other. Like I introduced Susan Boone and her boyfriend to Catherine’s parents, and David introduced Jack and Lucy to the attorney general and his wife, and so on.
And then while everyone was shaking hands with each other and saying what a nice time they were having and all, David came over to me with one of those secretive little smiles of his and whispered to me, “Come here.”
I whispered back, “OK.”
I followed him out of the room and down the hall to where we had first had burgers together, looking out over the White House’s back lawn.
And there on the window sill where David had carved my name, I saw that he had added something.
A plus sign.
So now it said:
David
+
Sam
Which, all things considered, is not a bad way to leave your mark on history.
Top ten Reasons I’m Glad I’m Not Actually Gwen Stefani:
10. I don’t have to go on tour. I can stay home with my dog. Plus see my boyfriend whenever I want to ... well, until my eleven o’clock curfew, weekends, ten o’clock on weeknights, and only so long as I keep my German grades up.
9. Between school, art lessons, being Teen Ambassador to the UN and my social life, I really don’t have time to put that much thought into my wardrobe. Dressing whimsically is actually a lot of responsibility.
8. I don’t think singing and songwriting could ever be as satisfying creatively as drawing a really excellent egg.
7. Gwen has to give a lot of interviews, which I can completely relate to in my capacity as Teen Ambassador to the UN. But Gwen gets interviewed by like Teen People, who totally report on what you are wearing to the interview. I get interviewed by the New York Times Magazine, who totally don’t.
6. Gwen wears a lot of navel-bearing outfits. My navel isn’t exactly my best feature. Fortunately my dad told me if he ever caught me in a navel-bearing outfit, he would force me to work as a summer intern in his office, instead of letting me draw eggs and cow skulls all summer at Susan Boone’s.
5. According to Theresa, whose sister is a licenced beautician, if I dyed my hair as often as Gwen has to, it would all fall out.
4. Gwen has to hang out with a bunch of rowdy boys all day (her fellow band members). The only boys I ever have to hang out with are my boyfriend, my sister’s boyfriend and my best friend’s boyfriend, and none of them, so far, has expressed any interest in playing the drums wearing nothing at all, which if you ask me would be totally embarrassing.
But then again, one must make sacrifices for art, I suppose.
3. Gwen doesn’t know what I do—that geeks make the best boyfriends. It sounds surprising, but it is true. You know those smiles of David’s, the little secret ones he always seemed to have on his face? Those smiles, he says, are on account of me. Because, he told me, he never thought he’d meet a girl as cool as me.
Besides, there is something to be said for having your parents actually like the person you are going out with.
2. Gwen’s sister, though she’s probably nice and all, can’t possibly be as cool as Lucy, who, even though she can be a real pain sometimes, is actually pretty righteous the rest of the time. I mean, she was willing to dump her boyfriend for me. Does that tell you something?
And the number one reason I’m glad I’m not Gwen Stefani:
1. Because then I wouldn’t be me. Which would totally suck.
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Many thanks to Beth Ader, Jennifer Brown, Barbara Cabot, SWAT officer Matt Cabot, Josh Horowitz, Michele Jaffe, Laura Langlie, Abby McAden, Ericka Markman, Ron Markman, David Walton, and Benjamin Egnatz.
Special thanks to Tanya, Julia, and Charlotte Horowitz, who were the inspiration for this story.
About the Author
Meg Cabot is the author of many books, including the immensely popular The Princess Diaries (which was made into a movie), Volume II: Princess in the Spotlight, Volume III: Princess in Love, All-American Girl, and two Regencyset novels, Nicola and the Viscount and Victoria and the Rogue. Haunted is not Meg’s first book about Susannah Simon: published under her pseudonym Jenny Carroll, The Mediator series includes Shadowland, Ninth Key, Reunion, and Darkest Hour. Meg (aka Jenny) currently resides in New York City with her husband and a one-eyed cat named Henrietta.
Visit Meg’s website at www.megcabot.com
BOOKS BY
Meg Cabot
THE PRINCESS DIARIES
THE PRINCESS DIARIES, VOLUME II:
PRINCESS IN THE SPOTLIGHT
THE PRINCESS DIARIES, VOLUME III:
PRINCESS IN LOVE
ALL-AMERICAN GIRL
NICOLA AND THE VISCOUNT
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