What if Harry and Zella were involved somehow? No. She would have turned him over... I spent more than an hour going over the possible scenarios. None of them made much sense. The only thing I could come up with was that no one and nothing could be trusted — not even my own memories of events.
In the middle of this morass I took out a moment to make an insurance call. There are times when the only people you can trust are your proven enemies.
At twelve fifty-seven the buzzer to the outer office sounded. Mardi was at her post so I left that up to her. A few seconds later she spoke to me through the intercom.
“There’s a man I don’t know at the front door,” she said.
I pulled open the bottom drawer of my desk, revealing four video monitors attached to the same number of hidden cameras recording my front door from various angles. When I saw who it was I pressed the intercom button and said, “Get Twill to answer it and to bring our guest down here to me.”
You know that it’s bad when you welcome in one trouble just so that you can ignore another.
There came a knock at the door and I said, “Come in.”
Twill pushed the door open and ushered Shelby Mycroft over the threshold.
“You come in too, boy,” I said when it looked as if my son were going to leave. “Have a seat, Mr. Mycroft.”
Twill waited for our client to pick his chair and then he settled in the other. This was a new experience; on-the-job training for my son while being reamed out by an irate client.
“I’m not happy with you, Mr. McGill,” Shelby said.
“I can understand that.”
“Is that all you have to say?” There was a threat in the timbre of his question.
“Your son is a criminal,” I said. “The police arrested him. You can’t hold me responsible for his crimes.”
“Mirabelle tells me that your man Mathers here is actually your son, Twilliam.”
I shot Twill a look and he shook his head, denying having given up that information.
“Where’d she get that?” I asked.
“From Kent. He recognized the boy.”
“Yes,” I said. “He is my son. So what?”
“He’s a criminal himself,” Shelby said, trying to attain some kind of moral parity.
“What is it you want exactly, Mr. Mycroft?”
“Your son is a free man,” he said. He paused then, expecting me to connect his dots.
“This is not your boardroom, brother,” I replied, the man of the streets rising under my skin. “Spell out what you mean or walk away.”
“I’ve asked around about you,” he said. “It’s said that you’re specialty is altering evidence in order to contaminate criminal investigations.”
Glancing at Twill again, I saw a kind of boredom glazing his eyes.
“I have an appointment, Mr. Mycroft.”
“Cancel it.”
“You got two minutes to say something to me or I’m gonna come around this desk and kick your ass... hard.”
I put my hands on the desk. I have big scarred hands.
This physical display impressed the billionaire.
“Okay,” he said. “I’ll tell you. Either my son finds his way out of this predicament or you make me and all of my money and influence your enemy.”
I won’t lie. I considered shooting him. I did. But Twill was sitting there and I knew my anger came from other sources.
“Excuse me,” Twill said.
“Shut up,” Shelby Mycroft said to my son.
That got me to my feet.
“Stand up, man,” I said.
“Pops,” Twill said in a most diplomatic way.
“What?”
“Mr. Mycroft don’t wanna hear from me but I could still tell you what I got to say. He can listen or he can leave.”
“Go on,” I said, sitting down again.
“The problem starts in the womb but the story begins with a eighteen-year-old girl named Velvet,” he said. His words reminded me of the way I often spoke. “This girl Velvet was wild and kinda confused. She used to kiss Kent in the laundry room and then fuck his father on a yacht on the Hudson.”
“I’m not listening to this,” Shelby Mycroft said. He made to stand.
“No?” Twill asked. “Where you think I heard all that? Mirabelle don’t know it. But when Velvet had her baby and told Kent that you were the father he ran away from home.”
Shelby got a stunned look on his face. The sportsman’s tan started to pale.
“Th-that has nothing to do with my business here,” he stammered.
“What if I said that on Thursdays you still go out on the yacht with another teenage girl and do the humpity-monkey from nine to midnight? What if I also said that the code for the gate to your gangplank is twenty-seven fifteen? The one to the entrance to the boat is seventy-five twenty-one.”
“How could you possibly know that?”
“Not only that, man,” my son added. “You got a red lacquer lamp at the edge’a your bed on that boat has some kind of signature at the bottom only somebody in your family would know about. Kent told his crew that if you turned up dead on that boat, he would give any man who handed him that lamp twenty thousand dollars. He got the money in cash in a safe in his apartment.”
Shelby’s lips moved but no sound came out.
“Now, say again how you want my pops to free him,” Twill said.
I was surprised at the sudden aggression in my son’s attitude. I suppose I shouldn’t have been.
“Kent told you this?” he asked.
“It’s common knowledge among his crew. The only reason you aren’t dead already is that he got a bunch’a pussies workin’ for him. That and they were a little nervous about killin’ the girl too.”
Shelby looked to me. All I could do was shrug.
Now I understood why Twill had taken such swift and certain action. He was outraged that a son would go against his father like that. That was probably one of the worst crimes his young mind could imagine.
“So?” I asked Mycroft.
“He said a red lacquer lamp?” Shelby asked Twill.
“With a signature on the bottom that only somebody from your family would know.”
The rich man sat there looking for the flaw in Twill’s presentation. But it was of perfect geometric design.
“You hired us to do a job and we did you one better,” I said after a while. “He would have gotten himself caught sooner or later but you might not have survived that long.”
“How did he get my codes?” Shelby asked. “I change them every three months.”
“Probably Mirabelle, right?” Twill said. “No reason for her to think that he was out to get you. Maybe he told her that he wanted to take Luscious out there for a night. That way she wouldn’t have told you.”
It’s a wonderful thing to see a billionaire, a captain of industry, reduced to his human parts. His brow creased and his jaw went slack. If he were my opponent in the ring, I’d have known that he was about to go down.
“Are we done here, Mr. Mycroft?” I asked.
“I have to check this out,” he said, “look into, into these allegations.”
“Be my guest. But if it turns out that Twill here is right, you still need to pay us.”
Mycroft got to his feet.
“And one more thing,” I said.
“What?”
“The arresting officer, Carson Kitteridge, is a friend of the family. Twill and I will tell him about your romps with teenagers. Take that as fair warning from your son.”
54
Twill returned to my office after seeing Mycroft to the door.
“He’s busted up,” Twill said as he lowered into the seat Mycroft had taken before. “I don’t blame him. Must be hard to have your own blood treat you like that.”