“Our baby is going to be fine.”
Kathleen cringes at the use of the word fine. An impossibility. She draws the girl with the black eye’s stomach much larger than it actually is, a huge belly and a big baby visible through her skin, and she draws a black eye on the baby too because it’s a lesson every mother needs to learn. Disaster is inevitable. Disaster comes disguised in all kinds of gentle ubiquities, such as your son going to the park. Trying to ride a weather balloon. Trying to live.
This girl has to know what her child is in for, what they’re all in for: that their child won’t evade the world’s wrath because nobody does. Maybe it’s as simple as Tyler drinking too much and beating them up. Or there might be a car wreck, a lightning strike, any of a million iterations of violence too asinine to be true until they warp your world into pulp.
Kathleen runs her pen in circle after circle around the baby’s black eye. Defacing the baby. She makes the baby frown and tears run down its face and splotches from her red pen on the cheeks. The girl with the black eye and the baby with the black eye, and it’s time to draw Tyler.
“Have we landed in Paris?” the girl with the black eye asks.
Kathleen can’t stop this tentacle of anger slapping and convulsing around inside of her. It’s empowered by everything she left behind in Traurig. Feeling the high-octane angst of someone who has done something unforgiveable. It will burn forever, this fire. Never needing to be stoked.
“I’m doing my best,” Kathleen says, drawing Tyler’s face snarling and beads of sweat collecting and trickling from his forehead and his right hand knotted into a fist, scars across his knuckles, and his left hand has the girl with the black eye by the hair and there’s a conversation bubble coming from Tyler’s mouth that says, “Life beats babies!” and Kathleen hasn’t drawn the Eiffel Tower behind them because she doesn’t want to take them anywhere. Forget Paris. She wants them to remain here, with their baby’s bruised face and life’s unruly way of torturing everybody and the way that her husband turned on her after their son’s accident, the way they turned on each other. They always drank too much, sure, but now it was different. Screaming blackouts and hangovers and trying to adjust to their new damaged son and then the same the next day and the next. A recurring day. An outlandish hallucination. All this life, a punishment repeating until the end of time. Rolling that boulder up a hill but never reaching the top. Having your liver pecked out by an eagle every day. No parole or pardon or hope. Punishment until the world ends.
So she traded in that shared punishment for a new one. Not really an escape, because once she fled Traurig and got sober it was worse. Once her head cleared, she had her consciousness back. Her conscience. To relive her decision. To ponder every day what she did and why and maybe she had her reasons and maybe they were cogent reasons — at least understandable ones — but maybe they were not.
Three years living sober has taught her one malicious lesson: She made it worse once her head dried out. That’s when she was assigned her official boulder, her hill. That’s when the eagle got her address.
“I think I’m finished,” Kathleen says and turns the portrait around for them to see.
Their faces are astonished as they take in all the caricature’s details, the detritus of violence, the line of dialogue: “Life beats babies!”
No one says anything for about ten seconds, and finally Tyler stands up and says, “What’s wrong with you?” and Kathleen doesn’t say anything, and he says, “Lady, you can’t do that!” and then he knocks over the easel, and Kathleen keeps holding up the picture and the girl with the black eye sits there speechless and Tyler rips the portrait from Kathleen’s hand and crumples it and tosses it on the sidewalk and Kathleen falls down, too, landing next to her easel and caricature, while the girl with the black eye walks away, Tyler consoling her with each step they take.
Kathleen sits alone on the street, snatches the portrait, smoothes it out, looks at what she’s done.
The anger tentacle goes dormant inside her as she caresses the picture, feeling tenderness, an empathy she wishes she could’ve shown the girl with the black eye and Tyler and their baby, but it’s over now. All she has is this picture, this memory, and so she rubs it on her face, snuggling, smelling it, wishing it had the wonderful scent of her son’s scalp after he was born.
And she allows herself to do something forbidden. Something she doesn’t regularly indulge in, something off-limits and toxic and tough.
Kat imagines a portrait of her own hopeful family. One before Rodney set foot on that weather balloon. One before their mythological punishment. Kathleen, Larry, and Rodney all smile in this picture. They are together, and they have no idea what awaits them.
5
It’s been two days since the incident on the bridge, and Jake and his father are both at Paul’s home, both glued to their respective computers. The boy in his room upstairs. The father at the kitchen table, drinking a beer; he scours the Internet, learning everything he can about fantasy football. Sports have never been something that interested him, not playing them in real life and certainly not playing pretend ones online. But the guys at work have a fantasy league and extended Paul an invitation to join. That was what made him want to do this: the invitation itself. An act of inclusion.
In ten minutes, at 7 pm, the league is set to have its draft, divvying up players on various rosters. Paul has a sip of his beer and frantically Googles things about fantasy football, about real football, anything to help him make sense of what he’s supposed to do once the draft kicks off. He has a nominal sense of the game, its rules and best-known players, what he’s gleaned from all the AM talk radio, but hopefully this crash course deepens his understanding. Hopefully, he can fool these guys at work into thinking he’s one of them.
Paul sighs at the thought, feels stupid about trying to impress his subordinates. He’s even being fraudulent with this, faking his way through fantasy football. Pathetic. Paul has another pull off the beer.
He doesn’t want to be a phony. Doesn’t want to be posing as something he’s not, but he doesn’t exactly have a full social schedule. He doesn’t want to scare these guys off because maybe it starts with fantasy football and soon there are drinks after work, happy hours, greasy appetizers. Maybe one of them has a girlfriend who has the perfect woman for Paul, and they all go out together.
He needs to have sex. Soon. It’s been over a year. He has to stop masturbating into his socks. Paul, ever a convenience freak, noticed that an argyle could make the cleanup easy, but from an emotional angle, there was nothing sadder than a grown man jerking off into a sock, day after day, and that’s not to mention the shame he felt catching his reflection off the computer’s screen, a sock on his softening penis.
So sure, this is only a fantasy football draft, but what if it’s the proverbial first step? What if this is the beginning of Paul being a little bit less alone?
Fantasy football is a subterfuge, a way for Paul to spend time with his new friends and simultaneously put off the rate at which they realize how boring he is. They work in the same office, but three out of four of them report to Paul, so it’s not like they include him or know him in any capacity other than that guy who sends too many emails and micro-manages, the miser who should order them catered lunches more often.
Or they haven’t included him until now. Now, he’s being initiated. Now, he can become one of the guys.
Paul sighs again, wants to believe this, and yet it sounds so far-fetched. It’s impossible to give himself the benefit of the doubt. Too much self-loathing: It takes every cell in his body to be average.