And they’d lie in bed together later, and he’d notice that she no longer clung to him while she slept, and he’d kiss her sleeping shoulder gently and he’d think, ‘Is this as good as it’s ever going to get?’
And, now, here he was, discovering that for all those quiet nights in and all those times when they talked at each other – what they had was better. What they had was so much better.
Rhys stared down at the table for just a second before looking into the eyes of Date #12. He didn’t want to see the expression. He just didn’t. He’d seen four different versions of naked, fearful desperation. He’d heard six different nervous, self-deprecating laughs. One girl whose first word had been sorry. Then a woman who’d not even blinked, but just spoken in a dull, weary tone – not just bored, but despairing – both of Rhys and herself – without hope. And three women who gave it the full ’tude – all Valley pouts and aye-aye body language and bosoms which heaved above their dresses like whales on an ice floe.
After a tide of all it – all of that like me, hate me, ignore me but please want me, Rhys just felt psychologically battered. No one, not even Gwen, would have rushed to describe Rhys as sensitive, but if asked to point out the serial killer among the women, his response would have been ‘narrow it down, love.’
Frankly, though, what he’d seen of the men had dispirited him. There were a few nice, normal blokes. Bit on the sweaty side, mind, but tidy enough. A couple of nice chaps who were a bit pie-friendly, sure, and one guy who looked lost away from his computer (ponytail and a mobile phone on a hip holster. Nice). And then, frankly, it all got a bit oh dear. Rhys gazed into the bottom of the barrel, and the bottom of the barrel gazed back at him. Nylon shirts, Simpsons ties, comb-overs, dandruff and Simon Cowell trousers. It was all here and it was all mad. No wonder someone out there was wiping out the single men of Cardiff. They were probably mercy killings.
And so, with that peace made, Rhys stepped forward and sat down.
‘Oh. Hi, I’m Rhys,’ he said, trying not to boggle.
‘And I’m Emma,’ said the woman of his dreams.
Rhys didn’t know what to say next, but she leant over. He could smell her perfume, which was subtle and expensive. He loved how she was dressed – classy dress without being showy, sexy without being revealing. Great hair, a lovely smile, and just the sense that she’d stepped off a movie set. That smile – and the laugh in her eyes. It put him at ease, made him want her to like him.
‘Don’t worry,’ she said, like she was letting him in on the joke. ‘No one knows what to say at these things.’
He shrugged. ‘“Hi, I’m Rhys. I work in haulage.” That usually about does it for me,’ Rhys admitted.
Oddly, she didn’t seem to be listening for a moment – but then her eyes lit up. ‘Excuse me,’ she said. ‘I got distracted by the music they play in here. I swear it’s the Top Gun soundtrack.’
Rhys paused, impressed. ‘Good call. You’re right.’
‘Musical genius, me,’ she admitted. ‘I can name that crap in three notes or less.’
‘That’s quite a skill,’
‘Yeah – utterly useless, but it impresses the boys.’
‘It certainly does.’ Rhys suddenly, genuinely liked her. She seemed relaxed about the whole thing. She was dating and flirting and didn’t remind him at all of a slightly dusty Garfield clinging to a rear windscreen.
‘So what’s on your iPod?’ she asked.
‘Oh, that’s not fair.’ Rhys was stumped. ‘You know I’m going to try and give you a cool answer.’
She shook her head. ‘Absolutely not. I want to know what you listened to when you came here through the rain. I bet you nodded your head.’
‘Actually, er…’ Oh, I’d make such a bad spy. ‘Well, I walked.’
‘And didn’t listen to any music?’
‘Yes, well, er, that is…’ Now Rhys, don’t start this with a lie.
‘Well, actually, I walked down with someone.’
‘Someone?’ Emma, amused, held up her hands and made quote marks.
‘My ex, Gwen. She’s not very happy about me moving on.’
She stroked his hand, just slightly, and Rhys suddenly felt like he’d discovered a new flavour of ice cream. ‘I’m sorry about that, Rhys,’ she said.
‘Oh, it’s not so bad, really. She just can’t accept that it’s over. I’m trying to be gentle, but we weren’t working. It was her job – she saw more of it than she did me, and one day I just got tired of waiting for her to come home.’
‘I’m sorry to hear that,’ she said. ‘Work’s just work, isn’t it?’
‘Yeah,’ said Rhys, warming to the subject, ‘but she didn’t get that – not until I’d moved out. And now she wants me back. But I am saying no.’
‘Good for you.’ Again, a light touch, just a little bit higher up his arm.
‘Thing is, she says she’ll change. Says she’ll be different, you know, just to please me. And that’s not what I want. I’m just me. And work is part of what she is. She shouldn’t try and be what she’s not just to make me happy. I never will.’
The bell rang. Rhys’s face crumpled. ‘Oh, I’m sorry.’
And Emma laughed. ‘Rhys, love. Just a tip – next time, say Simon and Garfunkel.’
‘What?’
‘If you’re asked what you were listening to just say Simon and Garfunkel. They’re safe, make you seem sensitive, and if you’re challenged you can shrug and say it was on shuffle and that you’ve got tickets to the Ting Tings next month. But whatever you do, don’t talk about your ex!’
Rhys spread out his hands, aghast. ‘I am so, so sorry… That is so tragic.’
Emma shook her head. ‘It’s OK. You’ll know for next time.’ And she smiled with all her teeth.
Next time? Rhys walked away, just a little bit of a spring in his step.
‘You were bloody all over her,’ spat Gwen as they stormed down Chippie Alley.
‘Was not.’ Rhys tried lingering meaningfully outside his favourite kebabery, but Gwen was having none of it and didn’t even break her stride.
‘You practically licked the air she breathed.’
‘She was well put-together, I’ll give her that.’
‘You could have been a bit more subtle. I thought you were supposed to be playing it cool?’
‘Heart on my sleeve, me. Always been my trouble. Salt of the earth.’
‘Well, she’s instantly suspect number one.’
‘You’re jealous! Just cos something wonderful steps into my world, you want to taser her and stick her in a cell next to a Weevil.’
‘Next to? She can bloody share a cell.’
‘Gwen, love?’
‘Yes.’
‘You’re bloody magnificent when you’re jealous.’
‘Thank you. Is there any of that lasagne left in the fridge?’
‘A little.’
‘Then you are my perfect man.’
‘I still bet I get more calls than you do.’
EMMA WEBSTER IS A MARKED WOMAN
Gwen waited until Rhys was asleep, and then slipped out of bed and drove to the Hub. She loved the furtive feeling of wandering across the empty plaza, stepping up to the fountain, and then the click and the cold rush of night air as the invisible lift carried her down.
Sensing her presence, lights flickered gently into action, lighting up each of the storeys that the lift carried her through. Little pathways across the Hub’s floor lit up, and she stepped over to her desk, switched her computer on, then went over to put the kettle on. Ianto wasn’t around, so she figured she could make a cup of instant without getting into trouble. She guiltily kept a tiny jar hidden in her workstation. She’d tried telling him once that instant wasn’t so bad, really, but he’d just stared at her, like she was giving the ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech.