He grinned again. So did the Frenchmen listening to him. They got the picture, all right. The picture was treason and rebellion, pure and simple. I had plenty to arrest him right there for spouting such tripe, and them for listening to it. But I waited. I wanted more.
And Doriot gave it to me. He went on, "The workers' revolution almost came off in Russia after the war, but the forces of reaction, the forces of oppression, were too strong.It can come here. With councils of workers and peasants in the saddle, I tell you France can be a great nation once more. Francewill be a great nation once more!
"And when she is"-theatrically, he lowered his voice-"when she is, I say, then we truly pay back theBoches. Then we don't have to play stupid games with them any more. Then we rebuild our army, we rebuild our navy, we send swarms of airplanes into the sky, and we put revolution on the march all through Europe!Vive la France!»
"Vive la France!" the audience cried.
"Vive la revolution!" Doriot shouted.
"Vive la revolution!" they echoed.
"Vive la drapeau rouge!" he yelled.
They called out for the red flag, too. They sprang to their feet. They beat their palms together. They were in a perfect frenzy of excitement. I also sprang to my feet. I also beat my palms together. I too was in a perfect frenzy of excitement. I drew forth my pistol and fired a shot into the ceiling.
Men to either side of me sprang aside. There was no one behind me. I had made sure of that. To make sure no one couldget behind me, I put my back against the wall, meanwhile pointing the pistol at Doriot. He has courage, I say so much for him. "Here, my friend, my comrade, what does this mean?" he asked me.
I clicked my heels. "This means you are under arrest. This means Iam the forces of reaction, the forces of oppression.A votre service, monsieur." I gave him a bow a Parisian headwaiter would have envied, but the pistol never wavered from his chest.
Indeed, Doriot has very considerable courage. I watched him thinking about whether to rush me, whether to order his fellow traitors to rush me. As I watched, I waited for the men of the LilleFeldgendarmerie post to break down the doors and storm in to seize those Frenchmen. My pistol shot should have brought them on the run. It should have, but where were they, the lazy swine?
So I wondered. And I could see Doriot nerving himself to order that charge. I gestured with the pistol, saying, "You think,monsieur, this is an ordinary Luger, and that, if you tell your men to rush me, I can shoot at the most eight-seven, now-and the rest will drag me down and slay me. I regret to inform you, that is a mistake. I have here a Luger Parabellum,Artilleriemodel 08. It has a thirty-two-round drum. I may not get all of you, but it will be more than seven, I promise. And I will enjoy every bit of it-I promise you that, too." I shifted the pistol's barrel, just by a hair. "So-who will be first?"
And, my sweet, do you want to hear the most delicious thing of all?I was lying! I held only an ordinary Luger. There is such a thing as theArtilleriemodel; it was developed after the war to give artillerymen a little extra firepower if by some mischance they should find they had to defend themselves at close quarters against infantry. I have seen the weapon. The drum below the butt is quite prominent-as it must be, to accommodate thirty-two rounds of pistol ammunition.
A close look-even a cursory look-would have shown the Frenchmen I was lying. But they stood frozen like mammoths in the ice of Russia, believing every word I said. Why? I will tell you why. The great masses of the people will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one, that is why. And I told the biggest lie I could possibly tell just then.
Nevertheless, I was beginning to wonder if more lies-or more gunshots-would be necessary when at last I heard the so-welcome sound of doors crashing down at the front and rear of Madame Lea's establishment. In swarmed theFeldgendarmerie men! Now, now that I had done all the work, faced all the danger, they were as fierce as tigers. Their Alsatians bayed like the hounds of hell. They took the French criminals and plotters out into the night.
That fat, arrogantFeldwebel stayed behind. His jowls jiggled like calves'-foot jelly as he asked me, "How did you know this? How did you hold them all, you alone, until we came?"
"A man of iron will can do anything," I declared, and he did not dare argue with me, for the result had proved me right. He walked away instead, shaking his stupid, empty head.
And, when I return to Munich, I will show you exactly what a man with iron in his will-and elsewhere! oh, yes, and elsewhere! — can do. In the meantime, I remain, most fondly, your loving-
Uncle Alf
31 May 1929
To my sweet and most delicious Geli,
Hello, my darling. I wonder whether this letter will get to Munich ahead of me, for I have earned leave following the end of duty today. Nevertheless I must write, so full of triumph am I.
Today I saw Brigadier Engelhardt once more. I wondered if I would. In fact, he made a point of summoning me to his office. He proved himself a true gentleman, I must admit.
When I came in, he made a production of lighting up his pipe. Only after he has it going to his satisfaction does he say, "Well, Ade, you were right all along." A true gentleman, as I told you!
"Yes, sir," I reply. "I knew it from the start."
He blows out a cloud of smoke, then sighs. "Well, I will certainly write you a letter of commendation, for you've earned it. But I want to say one thing to you, man to man, under four eyes and no more."
"Yes, sir," I say again. When dealing with officers, least said is always safest.
He sighs again. "One of these days, Ade, that damned arrogance of yours will trip you up and let you down as badly as it's helped you up till now. I don't know where and I don't know how, but it will. You'd do best to be more careful. Do you understand what I'm telling you? Do you understand even one word?"
"No, sir," I say, with all the truth in my heart.
Yet another sigh from him. "Well, I didn't think you would, but I knew I ought to make the effort. Today you're a hero, no doubt about it. Enjoy the moment. But, as the slave used to whisper at a Roman triumph, 'Remember, thou art mortal. Dismissed, Ade."
I saluted. I went out. I sat down to write this letter. I will be home soon. Wear a skirt that flips up easily, for I intend to show you just what a hero, just what a conqueror, is your iron-hard-
Uncle Alf
Horizon
Noreen Doyle
… he granted the request of the Lady and concerned himself with the matter of a son.
Nomads bring word of the Hittite prince's progress, nomads who not long ago laid themselves seven times on the belly and seven times on the back before the Great King of Egypt, whose widow has bade the Hittites come. "Through Kizzuwadna we tracked them," they tell Horemheb, General of the Army. "Make ready, because the prince, he comes."
Hearing this, soldiers put away their games of twenty-squares and lay aside letters written home. They have been at war with the Hittites for a very long time. "How soon?" they ask. "Tomorrow? The next day?"